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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA! w* i# C6 m: X; M0 \) s! t# a
9 O2 D7 I/ _ I* ?1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. # ] n" ^4 W6 C2 G8 ?
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
8 g& [) i$ B( q' s. W2 K3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
, D1 h5 R1 k( n1 q4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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( H* E: U8 t& n+ Y7 n& ?TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA ; ^. y/ }! Q( y* J6 i3 Z
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. ; @8 }# t' E( k" N9 Z) o1 m! w0 s, Z
2. Ottawa who?0 j4 ^3 M! @8 t) ]
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. % P, G+ J i1 Z# [* W6 c
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. # q q& H5 e. I8 p- ]' E( Y& u) W
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
$ m+ y; x1 Q$ q; U% ]6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. + P/ u. m7 I( l0 T5 @2 _5 Z' q5 J
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3 M! S: C- C! p2 p% i. tTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 2 A* z# A$ c% f7 W
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1. You never run out of wheat.
, T8 q; S5 H( C7 A' t! u& q2. Your province is really easy to draw. ; P' H4 q0 ]; W3 b6 z
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 4 @& U2 r' o) P$ r: n
4. People will assume you live on a farm. 7 ]9 Z4 ~/ H O) {. D: f$ z7 E
' B6 f t+ z8 k* STOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA % D# a; l( u2 U2 u/ }8 P
$ m: @& x/ j, B, }1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
/ ?% _: F7 v* u& [2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
3 N) u, G+ E9 ~; W. I% E! W% ^( ?3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. $ \" D5 H' r. }. k3 k
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 8 v9 l2 H7 L; N: i
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO ! W" g& O3 C$ U" U/ p
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
8 R4 N5 x3 f, `" M6 U! s) M2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 7 W! J o/ I1 Z% N& M
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
: W( i/ P2 Q; I6 ^4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
9 g9 W- A: _" p2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
, l# D% v. W& v' J: i: _3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
; e# `% U# G2 l" ^" F4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
' h! Z% A1 U3 z7 s* u5 d6 BTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 3 F3 N4 \3 `, C! c
9 k; @) o8 b9 Y6 k: dTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 4 J' E: f0 R; Z! y5 t: n2 ?
6 x' b. i* C7 P5 X1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. ' Z& X* y* l+ s: f; Z2 J m P
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 9 i. A" a" l3 ? i+ G9 c, i( {9 Q
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick , \: S2 N# ], ~2 q
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. " `1 z" o+ @! I6 ]) e- ^
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9 p5 E' B4 M l6 zTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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; e0 _8 N+ ?+ C% \( j1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 8 F0 e$ d: S! K w* w2 `" } n, W1 \
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3 d8 g& p1 {: q( `1 i& l3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 4 {" J) j; g3 A; i5 d/ X
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+ Y: |) P. x( f: d% ?' ^1 I' Z1 YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 4 w% X6 p8 J' r% v. V) g$ S! a9 T
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. * M( o+ G9 Q+ M7 T; k6 w. h0 [
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
. t; b$ _- U: f* _ k8 O3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. " N+ }' C# {- c4 s0 Q# w9 B( W- Z
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." % i) Z7 Q3 b2 J1 |
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. . e- m; m# h2 u% O8 C
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 7 e2 K; y6 f' U/ V+ @0 \
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& C, d& w4 O- \/ B. kTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND - A3 k* G8 O9 _& J, q6 R- ?
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. " h1 M& \$ e0 S) A3 r
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
# [" m% T E0 y9 g r$ Y3. The workday is about two hours long. / E( g& s/ g8 ?) u( H% V# p% n/ J
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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