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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA! M( P2 [6 o3 a) r
% R) b0 d6 S( I- z. L& l. P# q* {. |1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. ) |1 x: Q% c; p8 E0 `* F
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. # c/ r& d4 N2 ?* Y/ W
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
2 h, \1 d6 @" Y! D6 s2 |6 t4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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! ?( S; y/ c v/ J6 n& t" VTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA ) h c# \- \2 N8 w
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. * ^' a8 N( }- h* J
2. Ottawa who?# j$ m7 ^3 U; `: R( x7 D: ]7 m
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
7 b/ [, U: e' E( q2 m& p, C3 l V7 V* S4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
9 j6 b0 f, N3 k5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. . _4 A1 n+ o. d* S; f: q
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 4 g( D# C- t; R, H/ s
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) _# \' b2 _8 T) S" \( R) c3 ~( KTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN [3 P. A1 g, m5 d" e# r
+ [1 w0 \$ R/ f4 d; Y2 X! u8 C6 u1. You never run out of wheat.
7 O' h2 r4 `; g5 P+ F2. Your province is really easy to draw.
* [6 x' n3 J3 c6 E) t3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
8 q- S( ^6 [5 c% @ M" U: a& r+ V4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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( b- Y8 ^: |7 @, h# I1 q5 ~TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
/ M8 E/ l1 L: m2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
, Q0 i1 R9 t, t3 B/ ?: G3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. * d" a$ V9 n9 a3 q, j
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. , Y( i* k8 W9 u, q' ]
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 0 u l+ o' O( D
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 2 L2 y7 g" S, x$ p/ N
; M v! s2 J% J- t; P1. You live in the centre of the universe. . j( x( ^/ D. z0 [) W7 e" V
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. ; a8 J3 W4 W/ T* L1 O
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
- b9 S* p8 Y% S& _& v6 t% W4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. , i( l3 U# G, {1 n5 O
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3 c" y/ s( @) {6 q! V3 m0 a/ ZTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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. T& W/ _/ i4 a# x3 x a& c1. Racism is socially acceptable ' |7 A8 Q B1 f( _/ V R$ Y0 `! y
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 9 _9 [9 h7 e9 ~: ]
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 8 U6 R/ a1 ?! Y' R5 M' i- L
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *" Z1 r d; Z& B0 S* l* ~
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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6 K1 J5 w9 D8 }" yTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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8 W& ^5 M* ~4 N6 s5 R$ k% ^1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. . }: k/ l9 \+ p: u6 a1 e
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 3 S4 I9 A( _7 u! q l9 [& V( e% L
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
) W' i1 K$ e( S+ B0 \0 O& I3 `5 w c4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. ) x4 d+ V$ B& E+ K5 x; g
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. . r7 C& Y& T# n5 }1 B: E
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 7 S7 m9 _, @( z w
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, y0 H1 |( `" {3 z! H6 rTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 4 i" V( F) P' n, z; u8 ~
% } P/ v1 r' w1 `1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
) v* F3 t! y& v+ y" u2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. + `- a, T# H4 F
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
0 l* s& ~) Y, a4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
9 f5 s. F) Z% N2 ]/ [- ~5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. - J0 H9 p3 e+ P
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND : | [4 A# B! S2 r& c5 T
& r% s3 Z/ @4 {, N0 W1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
6 c' U; c: ~$ |$ |9 m2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. $ a! k* P% O; l; O, `9 m5 x
3. The workday is about two hours long.
3 r4 `% G# i$ ^* M4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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