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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:; E5 d& w$ K5 Q- h
2 U& m" U3 }5 s) Y. oAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
# n1 u3 Y# F/ M+ e隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:( E0 J8 B: T# L u5 ^
為什麼呢?% N, B$ b0 G8 i! m0 v5 E7 @# A
8 [4 _( i- E+ @7 Z9 VA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,6 D2 @4 F. }" Q x9 u4 B
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:4 [+ t2 H2 p, ?. s9 i; h
; d8 C0 D0 @0 ~- ~. x% j"What are you thinking?/ t( v; I3 W6 i% ^/ g4 l; y8 d
你在想什麼?
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4 G% W3 {( B2 h, h: EShe doesn't care what you think.8 O/ _% w9 q7 Y2 |8 x
她才不在乎你在想什麼。% p) u+ M7 A; b) \' s
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
* A2 G# h0 J' y2 {40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽% s% d" S6 t1 }( A; b
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
7 z. X) } N- h6 C她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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+ R& s9 @$ X- _0 h) o) a) X: |7 W T& dShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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Women over 40 are dignified.: w, l1 e% `. i/ `
40歲以上的女人穩重自持/ p: V- Y {: C z3 a
: m) u; ?8 D4 c# E, d/ |& J6 gThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera$ \% d% L1 L: h& N7 t2 Z" G
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡; ~' l% v8 C. c3 V
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.( l' o( ^9 v3 H
跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you$ o5 N/ j+ r' ]3 n
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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0 f ]" _& U5 p* f4 LIf they think they can get away with it.
- M- J3 n( m$ Y6 ?& l2 C* W6 h5 z一槍把你給斃了。8 b# y Q! R0 {4 q& j" F
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.1 o/ \' {8 V) L& [8 y( M: \
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.# N1 |$ E7 n9 J* c
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味8 U. S+ S4 Z' ^( u0 ^3 t1 \ Q
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Women get psychic as they age.
( |2 N* |' S; ?1 i1 J女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.+ [1 L. o9 L/ S
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔- r7 H2 ]' w; N0 K& O, D
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
4 Q0 A2 b$ L* o! s2 N, P) |/ y40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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+ j( Y! { s% M& Y) K sOlder women are forthright and honest.
; w7 u& _/ c! U. N; i) i, q4 C熟女直接又誠實9 V- d: E8 }5 N( R6 `; k9 f
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
3 g: e+ e9 B2 P如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋+ v" `+ S! D# e8 V$ Q( E8 T" g0 h7 ]
N& `, M' ^8 m% K; T* xYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.3 F7 D: v+ l/ \( q( x9 {) K
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
9 d5 q- G/ o: U4 K7 T! r/ R40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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# A0 i2 t: q. L! r( L2 f1 TUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
, N& V. [ s8 s3 q& l) I40歲以上的男人呢?
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- X( B* {' g$ r2 h% PFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,. I. n7 @: e* t+ C
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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( L4 r& S, O- f8 Sthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
* O; W* P/ K" b; k# d3 z就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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% m( I" g/ X* \4 kmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.4 o a: [3 S1 f" W: A
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.! X1 X0 [4 t) U1 ~; \ h2 k# ~- {
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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" r o; r% G8 N/ uFor all those men who say,
5 X" i% @9 a/ P* v幫妳們說句公道話:
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2 K' m0 ?9 A0 T* F4 m"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?4 S5 |' D+ g9 J- L
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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" k6 D& f" h* o; [, Khere's an update for you.
# y% U' V% S0 j% J% H& Q實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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6 y X! e/ @8 |- a) ENowadays 80% of women are against marriage.& o7 E1 h+ U3 j' L* K9 C
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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- l1 T4 v- \0 eWhy?
9 a0 \/ W1 J" w' x為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage/ I8 o0 v2 U, L2 d
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
