40歲以上的女人是珍寶‎

satouyuri

這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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! }  G/ Y; Q5 W6 o& s, EAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人

Here are just a few reasons why:
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4 [9 L! d5 U8 lA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
3 O; Z8 V+ T! r4 Z6 d9 _9 f40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
/ P& q- x& t+ d1 e. }你在想什麼?

She doesn't care what you think.
, R0 u2 ]! B" A她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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# p; {+ n6 s$ h+ a% E" |If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽

she doesn't sit around whining about it.
9 e3 X; K6 ?0 V- \, h* g1 S. M她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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+ O2 o- ~0 I: K* DShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
/ N  r9 K; k8 ^7 B$ l6 |. Y她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情

& s/ y4 M! `( J- e5 L( y# TWomen over 40 are dignified.
. }- W' r* h$ j7 u; g40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
2 p: W# X) }1 j5 W) k' r當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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; i# E) \4 S8 x2 u& v3 aIf they think they can get away with it.
3 n$ j7 I/ F) S: C8 D* r: z一槍把你給斃了。
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# e, }" E/ X  ]  ?9 B' d; m7 Z4 QOlder women are generous with praise, often  undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)

: l4 A6 g) X; _( gThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
$ j( o4 Z' o1 [, T6 Z& e2 y因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

% j, T- T4 z0 `Women get psychic as they age.
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2 I* p8 Y: S( O6 @You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔

$ E1 q; Z( F9 VOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感

$ Y+ b- B3 [, t! l" I, j  iOlder women are forthright and honest.
0 Q+ E" x1 T+ c4 Q0 p熟女直接又誠實
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9 y1 @0 v: }" _* O; l, T7 q( u4 LThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

% Z, _( r+ A8 R! `% k4 v/ D) qYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
0 Q0 S" R+ ^, M, N6 W' q40歲以上的男人呢?

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
% B5 ?1 B; \- Q( k4 @3 B. Y相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
: p7 d2 L6 ?. Q8 b; n1 {厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情

: A& L' H2 X9 Y- uLadies, I apologize.
0 @% B# L5 f- O% Z/ d女士們，請容許我在這兒

% B- Z4 D0 U. T. ]5 E$ pFor all those men who say,
幫妳們說句公道話:

8 a0 t5 a$ r  I/ ^"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

here's an update for you.
; V6 @  K" e7 Z/ M; a+ @, E( W實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

* D3 i2 n$ r6 h5 U, [: pNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
5 |' ], l* s5 b- n5 O6 ?今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!

嗡嗡

哈哈，好！！！
! \- t3 n8 i7 a/ }喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
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海鸥飞处

挺好挺好。
4 i( W4 k3 ~* e2 `- b9 Q20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

westjh

原帖由 海鸥飞处 于 2007-7-31 15:44 发表
挺好挺好。
- X# j, r! |3 G% x8 @- Y0 E20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

至少咱现在不是豆腐渣，哈哈...

三思

表夸我鸟..

可果美

原帖由 嗡嗡 于 2007-7-31 15:30 发表
* z1 ?; }6 O# V8 C% t$ b% _哈哈，好！！！
喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.

蓝玫瑰

不管多大年纪，我觉得保持一颗不老的心最重要。

elitee

kingsnake

請 40 嵗的女人報上名來，我要尋寳了。
哈哈，太珍寳的我就不要了。