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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:; I6 V+ B0 s4 j
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.2 O' ]$ {- T$ F1 V. h
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:. M' P; |6 f- J6 F
為什麼呢?) S* _5 n p8 E9 r. k3 a
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,/ ]2 p. {2 i$ j0 K7 Z6 P) L2 w' J. h
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:7 u: }- _$ r: k4 c- F; `4 T
9 A/ e, `) a3 U* d"What are you thinking?; M) L P5 A1 m. m
你在想什麼?) s* x+ U% f) \
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She doesn't care what you think.2 Q7 m. m* q6 t- D w
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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$ [" W7 \% G# P8 y+ }! B+ [7 |If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,( b1 y; i3 |3 `
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽9 q+ H+ K9 r+ e3 ?. K* J, ?: \# B
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.( _# B( C9 n. |& c
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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+ V: H$ {# O/ _' ^0 k! EShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.+ s7 t3 W8 {; c7 U7 k% b b y
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
2 u/ }$ W. h. I3 F40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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- ~ w3 J* y# q9 S Y* jor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
' e, q* o( y+ U2 a' U跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
6 j' i' Y; S0 u# I當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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' o& P3 q5 B. CIf they think they can get away with it.2 {* ?, O& l" ~5 R& K5 e! \
一槍把你給斃了。
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) [0 X) a G5 D$ VOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
6 _2 o5 d0 ?/ a- d# g熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)- G) H& |6 {( e8 }: N
3 |" x5 X1 { Z# i1 Y) eThey know what it's like to be unappreciated., _9 E( J/ @0 Q8 X* Q3 ?' D
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.! R" J: j @7 F; _- y
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.1 H. u$ |$ F& A4 `! i5 Q$ O
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,9 M" E7 [8 Y, g `1 m9 L3 ^5 t
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
3 L. T; [1 u0 M6 e如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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- R' c% p7 ~1 E6 J2 d' ], X: @Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.' t0 n* D; j( O6 H
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
' H; K& e$ c4 }- G40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,0 p$ V# m) y( ] W$ x/ _9 a
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人; ]9 G! u7 Q* g5 L
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants& G' V6 U: ^; {
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男$ Y: e4 D e6 Y0 K
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.+ y3 ~9 R( c* C8 [' d
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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. w7 K4 S4 @$ c( T VLadies, I apologize.
_0 O6 l8 c3 x# o. Q* u女士們，請容許我在這兒# q5 y/ T7 C) R( v% z/ h! U
9 ]8 y, r2 @6 G* \+ j+ ~* jFor all those men who say,0 g2 p K" H( i
幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?0 M9 e) f L+ P) j
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人8 z. `/ F* K* _
8 _; W8 I7 t7 i. Ahere's an update for you.
: i7 F, q& `5 a9 b" K) s0 H實在是太搞不清楚狀況了) n, S I$ C: q* D3 n- Y
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
% @0 N( y6 S d1 J% M今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
" Q7 ~( b( w+ O3 v, L8 @8 V因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
