English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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+ p5 G$ a& i2 J发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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4 u+ C6 Q' X. N5 OBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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7 i* W+ z+ l6 M; QEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 A! p6 G) E  N, J- }. w再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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$ h% n0 J4 s& y. o+ VThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
+ p) V5 w$ U6 s" }) Z( V聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
6 d0 q/ W* S/ ?3 g5 ~5 k成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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* e3 P+ ?& ~7 {, B) a- ^Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 F4 g8 B5 _* \1 ?! H- k: @爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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" l1 C3 h' O& l( ~Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
2 F0 ?# P/ B- ?4 p$ k5 }8 j1 ["现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
5 h, ]- H+ L0 _" o8 e"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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$ ^1 B# i) p2 F! AA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
5 F) }/ {0 f! R1 ]* A3 X2 L* b/ j; ]The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。