English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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8 }& B* Q0 r4 i  a; a发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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. _) l3 h, D: S! E/ iMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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& I. [: N7 I1 |7 W; FLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
* J  t5 r" m3 [7 G# K# O" t每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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# q. V0 b  u. i) M- A% B% cEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 n) ?! f& P, U- Z) X: j0 t& n再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
& I) b1 b, B' X- w, z8 b聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
9 ~4 V7 J- [0 p: ?! w* L4 C成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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7 Q- K5 x* ~0 v2 }# o/ f* Q, ANever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" q6 H  t9 G( ~0 j爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
7 O+ _, L* @$ \1 b0 q+ C后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
# S+ @' [0 h: d, b/ f# ^"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
9 r9 R2 B4 e9 l; R"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
/ t6 i, s3 ~% Q/ w1 v" q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
: w: ^: Z5 t1 _0 h! A- O. y努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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! }. B: n) j4 I0 A/ }God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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/ A& `! e& y- P8 j- Z3 u3 w/ cA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。