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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,# j* w- c2 ~' u6 V# u
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.( C) ~4 Q2 ^( B
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.1 Q) @  l/ u5 J! M# L# Z" D& F
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What can I do?
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Dear Desperate Housewife,3 X; I2 W& k: v8 b1 Z

4 D, }/ J* G8 t2 [, x. TFirst keep in mind:3 h' ]4 [/ p: C' z
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 7 j- v2 ]" f! @3 z
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.( v1 k# y2 }& `

/ {9 {* k- E0 i: LBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.% h& T6 X7 B! s/ e2 l, ]& ~' J
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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3 k0 U+ b7 j- Z) C1 aWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.0 \( l5 |) g( k! J6 q; Q2 [: @

* B/ [+ p! @2 y/ x1 r$ x+ b2 nIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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