UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

$ z) l% _/ l9 a* ^! F$ |In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

2 F! ?2 l* o2 b9 [4 B5 f1 kWhat can I do?
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Signed,
5 W( ^& b) q: S$ A/ ?Desperate Housewife
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Reply:

7 P, [& \3 H/ m+ l/ _- _* @1 uDear Desperate Housewife,
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! q% t; h% N* i6 J' M! YFirst keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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5 O! ^$ W4 j8 B: O- S4 q) h" ZIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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3 ~& q/ ~- @8 r1 Y2 q" j, [Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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8 t3 I3 E8 }( e" I. qWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

% h6 D1 k7 S3 sIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
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