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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.; @5 U/ z) v- k7 f8 Y$ \ {( V0 S
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.# P: j: s) a% @+ u
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail./ B9 O" \- H4 i" w; k c b
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What can I do?9 K% y9 I. B0 @6 p# [2 b* Y
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Desperate Housewife ! E6 I# f, k3 c7 N9 `
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Dear Desperate Housewife,. k3 d5 d7 _% R# s* L
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First keep in mind:
" ~1 c+ a4 T( l' C" CBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. * E. H8 _$ o# ?: h1 [+ c3 ]
/ a& m+ S4 J7 M6 eTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .+ L& H) ^4 x9 w9 r0 m3 z
+ l- \0 v: t! x1 QIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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) f2 @% e. [- u" n: i* y, q: pBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.' O2 X5 T6 ~1 g4 E8 z" b5 y( q
* n) S3 R8 @/ d; r6 Q6 CWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.% Z. G# Z% r2 x
5 z0 j" v3 o( N2 Q" LIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. " z( y" @7 c4 W6 a$ ^9 j9 l' E$ X
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and0 `+ \+ S* R; H% h' S/ m, ~
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.7 f% S! e ?" }8 u( ^' U
g3 ]0 s: ]$ U/ IGood Luck,
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