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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,$ H% g$ ?3 W1 D8 l8 Z
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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, n5 Y: G/ G% R1 v3 K# M+ GIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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  `9 q: L7 n2 U0 i% VWhat can I do?3 G  x1 f. Z$ I  m- g6 Y

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Desperate Housewife
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Dear Desperate Housewife,, g: I  b/ m0 D2 \* {( u# a

$ G& B9 f6 H/ z" M' j; K2 Z" vFirst keep in mind:
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6 v( b  C, x$ V. g3 u  f- e% FTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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7 D+ i/ b0 f) T* R/ S4 k, RIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.8 D  T3 t) d) Q' c  F

' c8 a1 e1 H( K- ?But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.) k5 a3 X  R, x0 h% A+ V

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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.' U4 E6 f0 Y$ T' p
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and7 O) B5 x# z8 T
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.+ ^- g6 n$ C( {! ?- u% \
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Good Luck,
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