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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0./ C; [6 e/ H# E0 z' L9 s
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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0 y; |1 e* v' P% mWhat can I do?/ B, Z) |, P6 ?5 I: M( `
/ _! ?, V' ~9 M& d! j/ i+ OSigned,
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Reply:
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0 N! m5 I( f/ C& G7 {Dear Desperate Housewife,! b: d) k& j8 r6 e3 y/ R- G
$ x8 t5 N6 B$ b7 k6 r3 qFirst keep in mind:
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .1 D) G# r8 v" o; v& o- o
) M! R* }0 C4 aIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5., `- g1 ~% a! B6 W/ v& V1 k
) y' i3 b& W' p( u% ~8 ~0 G) CBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files./ y( F6 p/ Z; H+ P" w
2 R% K3 C5 [5 Q# w" f ]* m1 nWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and9 l# g0 W1 q) |2 d( |* S
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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