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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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0 ^8 ^0 x& L% o0 |A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' # U8 [: g0 E) d' {$ ]' k
, P% l; V! o/ F- ^! v" V: E ^: X9 c Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 9 j/ z: V$ T0 n2 s. U
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to o! W8 r6 B6 ]
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Her and says,
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@" h2 f J- |2 c1 x) O5 ~ 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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( P2 |- r) a5 N$ i/ T! T1 M Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ! r% Z! h! z/ I- I. z& V9 _; c
5 H. a& W# e/ ?9 o$ o7 ]4 H 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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