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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. : r! T+ Z o, ~$ K6 @ a
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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2 Y0 c5 i$ y" |! O6 K+ D4 |) S6 b9 @ Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 9 D$ [# ^) B7 q# [0 s6 t; H
" m4 O# g+ Y5 t e# H% g( t) v6 o Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 0 b! |6 \8 f3 S0 a* S: V* h7 O
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: N" S% P9 }5 J7 R. t% I3 K, b She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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6 w* K( P0 p" e& e. F. _ He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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6 L& v& p9 O* @) }3 W* \; i8 Z Her and says, # U F5 k; D% |4 ^4 w5 K) W
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ' d/ F2 s6 |; H% @: h6 Q
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- T7 q+ w( A" a1 r8 f1 v8 W He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, . c9 N5 o" g* t I* t: z+ F
, a+ X0 [. j+ `# W% z0 c3 J y 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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