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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 3 O' |4 u, c% B) M1 L. W
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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( C t4 g* D4 I. Z Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' # g6 o1 L; B$ W2 U5 [$ Y8 r
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ' P0 ]- c' ]! \9 k- {7 r. E& d
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to : F, K) o3 X0 C# E1 c. \$ ?- M
' O3 |0 @1 K, h' b9 i3 j. V Her and says, 2 t, m- H6 `0 t* M1 A$ O
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to * k: i* X, ^( @- d
+ s' f) V2 r7 |! _7 E3 q Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 2 P5 A' _( t# }0 l, A
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a # t: |+ S% y3 o8 S1 G
" e2 w# ]* P" F: L- ^% ~5 a6 X8 t; T Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 8 i* Q0 l/ z8 i5 E5 A9 g$ d
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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