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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. # M+ y: e+ A$ E! j- J# ?
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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8 O) ~' j) {1 f5 P% E The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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. U% \) s1 G1 X4 C Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 1 I8 O# E, i+ b- @9 g. h* u' C: A. i5 ]
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Her and says, : S6 P0 z3 x2 ]+ R4 X
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to % j8 w) a( X& C: j
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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9 d, ^& u* X1 I4 J4 g Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, * T W u6 Q' t7 h
3 ?6 p& |0 }+ w$ Q* L4 _) ?" ] 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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