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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. ^0 M2 r/ t/ u2 J6 }7 ^3 P4 z
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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( H" o! A9 x: U* U" J1 \# f Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ' P' x0 e0 ^; K, r/ W+ G; t1 C
" i6 p' S9 J$ L The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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5 n! R: A. P' G1 Y3 H7 f4 T, Q Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. $ d) c0 t- s4 }6 T2 I
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) L3 {! x7 m* J, p2 T& A+ d She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 4 X4 q) F; w+ ]7 E
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- n& _ y n5 [: `& p# D/ c* Y! i He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to - p6 ?" U) m- C A( i: N/ q5 Y; K
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Her and says, - H/ Q+ t1 j+ \$ D1 F9 m0 g
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( t4 d7 P2 \' \% k( u. h) V 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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" A- |( }) d8 L9 x: a Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' , J0 l4 T& W0 z* [) g* [8 o
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- ~7 j! h# \3 ]8 A e3 j2 _6 f3 c+ k He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 5 k" A0 e3 ^- Q/ L/ n
: s, D+ w- S1 q7 K5 |( a 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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