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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 1 `% o( I2 p6 ?+ ?* d
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' * q8 }& O8 z4 b/ F/ g7 F. \
" k5 q8 _0 o& L: P Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 2 ~8 {8 q! a1 }0 h( N
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 5 l9 G/ Z$ x- S1 V, r
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$ t* W% ^8 v; G% e! H9 e- v7 @ He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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, G2 o& w2 n+ ^0 h3 N: ] Her and says,
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5 E4 F4 u% E* Q3 ]- c/ n 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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8 g2 f; t S! V Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' . c7 @5 q* r- F; \
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+ P) l7 z8 x9 l$ }+ Y' p He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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) j2 x! B1 I8 \ Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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+ o( u' [" D4 s8 J* u/ c3 G 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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