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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' " t" {5 I! e0 p. ?
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ( e4 d' W+ Y4 ?. n; J2 R
2 |" r% w+ P! X* y The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' & X# e0 [% c3 W2 a
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. + S3 j# {" P0 q Z- Z/ O7 G1 P4 W
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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) A. Z4 C" g/ B/ \" d& @+ J 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ' o/ t' g: B" E* M; M* t+ a- Z
3 _- Z) N6 a* o' _: w Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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2 E" k D5 B9 k' r' f9 q N4 ^* J Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, - g# W+ d: y+ `8 l, f
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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