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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. + L" |. o* @* s3 I
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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* M9 T. h5 A/ V7 q( b Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. / j$ g' Z' G2 D1 f# K4 P$ w
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 2 [3 m( T; s* v2 c" d
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 9 k5 a5 F0 l+ Y1 m
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to & c4 b: }/ J; \9 N4 v
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 3 l- y! L' v0 Y
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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