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Why did God make mothers?
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) `) s4 k1 j$ c" W& @1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
* U u/ H8 B2 x' q2. Mostly to clean the house.
) C8 \, ^" P! W& D8 a3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 2 O5 o% b/ i6 @2 C( k3 x! g( g- x
0 Y& u& P) D$ a* A5 e% K" iHow did God make mothers? $ S6 ?% }* G& @3 P% V7 {
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.6 \; C* f$ I( l0 _3 d: o& s& B0 p
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
1 {' p( O/ z% m3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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+ \; a, Y$ ~1 o/ @What ingredients are mothers made of ?
; L h6 i* D8 J1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. ) b" ]* ]% A7 T
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. : n1 c. u b' z, [ X
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
4 P" E# l' T1 {. C1. We're related.. o# M: D! G5 t/ a% ~+ L2 w2 Z8 T
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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9 S: l, Y8 D& l$ o# I: e& tWhat kind of little girl was your mom? $ \. B: }2 `6 e8 f. i
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
. [; b2 T3 D8 y6 D8 u8 Q& b3 A! o2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. # U! \; M6 [, P* J: b }/ q6 v
3. They say she used to be nice.
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, V9 V6 `) e, N; fWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
/ o% o: k' d; ]1. His last name.$ z4 b& R) H& [( N. m! K! Z
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?$ S2 l: w9 I6 C7 c
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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; I0 c& U8 Y& M) X6 fWhy did your mom marry your dad?
( A e9 m/ |, e1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
; d F j" |9 A. j/ K; R2. She got too old to do anything else with him. * C( @) ?: Z$ O6 I% F- S q0 M
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 1 n! r* \( d9 P. D$ P
' b0 I9 X( A$ |1 n8 S& l- Z" ?1 ?Who's the boss at your house? ! p2 `+ ~4 b1 A- b3 w! M, s3 q
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 5 l- ^3 N7 ]8 F# ]0 X
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.4 }( l# b2 l/ ~( ^7 ~8 F7 l
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? + t/ ]/ G$ |! |5 A L
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 7 _6 @$ N+ u7 b$ w
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3 |' e) S& Z/ t1 r- Z# J2 O3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
% ]9 m$ E' P3 C- N4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
- z1 r. ^. O: Z5 n1 D2 _/ k5 t) Q1. Mothers don't do spare time.: l+ K+ W1 ?0 ?+ H# Z9 z1 J# H0 l
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 2 x. _& N! ^8 l" \
2 u0 F! S2 M$ }! I QWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
! a4 u$ u/ {1 Z6 Q+ E# i6 R) q1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
* F0 [, f* W& C) a2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. $ Y$ A" P I- f" }6 S
5 Y5 K) a+ I. X& B0 V1 uIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
$ @9 D) t0 d/ w! ]' a1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
4 Q1 o1 f8 M1 J2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.; B: {& H a K
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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