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Why did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. e5 v4 l v- R1 F: ]( `6 f
2. Mostly to clean the house.
$ R, M8 j& L. S& O, V9 @3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. % q+ n# b! v) m ?& E
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How did God make mothers?
& V% x5 {4 g% d @8 `1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.4 a/ s1 X( q4 J6 ?" s' R& C, s: u
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
. G1 y5 |" X* p' P9 M1 q3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
8 X0 @- ]0 a' l. s) p1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
& a) F6 u" h) s% U, ]; g/ Q* J2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. ( C! ~) H: X# T" g9 @# g6 b
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
# p" P$ z3 v$ O% _1. We're related.
0 D, ]8 r! ^* D9 n2 W6 h2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 4 h1 k' m% V' @1 y% [8 H
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 7 S+ A+ T( O, p- Z3 |
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
1 v" S3 `9 F( @- \2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
) O7 K' Q6 z: y- g& r7 k3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? ; r& ~2 m' l6 M2 m8 V+ ~
1. His last name.+ v6 Y, u) A0 O; D5 L G3 J3 {
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3 W2 X+ G& i# J2 h$ }3 m) `1 v e3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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+ j+ J/ z# N# n8 A# kWhy did your mom marry your dad?
6 V& x+ G( ^( O+ g" L# _1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. # e& {% w+ A4 U% `" {+ w
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
. ]8 z/ S0 B$ U) ~/ \3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house? " {; E2 M7 r2 `% [
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
, O/ C3 b3 v; s3 y& g! s- W2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
2 Y+ T2 _8 d# o% Q K# R; l1 S3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? ! i: _7 L2 F; n6 [2 `5 D7 s
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. . A8 ^( n( \7 A4 t
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.3 i1 X6 {3 j# v. u: c4 C: q
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 2 F) y4 O4 `6 p- T* f8 L1 M5 U
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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7 k7 K6 W- I D4 [What does your mom do in her spare time? 3 a& L% [' g1 X7 f
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
! y* j! \% K4 @* S* t2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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- n( U$ I/ O' BWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
# _$ i; e* t' m# M/ {1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.' H& J' g, E7 `( d
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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# _( a7 |" p; jIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 9 T/ E* d$ ~, N6 w
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2 ^: n# q4 m2 O5 }
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.' ]$ y* n) w. P$ A- j# N3 Q3 T
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ) R7 P1 j1 g) _& X$ S5 t1 X1 ?3 e
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