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2 a1 i0 x( [6 p5 A9 e' CWhy did God make mothers?: @# B! C3 J: v
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
( e" H; v3 n; W% ~" T; R4 O1 X2. Mostly to clean the house.
V! |) r. l9 B3 Z, W6 N! W! @3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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0 S# {0 A, ]9 j B! j4 t$ I2 jHow did God make mothers?
0 ~8 N0 Q U6 Y; k4 @7 ]2 M9 {9 S1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
6 y) N5 I r4 o4 o: S9 J* R2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 5 A: e6 A* Q# u* u5 B/ ?
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
6 _# i& b7 d @4 K& n1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. + f7 Q+ A, V5 M) d# H$ f
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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4 k7 b/ L1 x, M, l9 FWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 4 A3 e/ S3 L1 M$ x; J$ F
1. We're related.
' ~5 S/ K5 l: C% l2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. $ W6 v3 X$ Y2 A1 H2 {8 ^, y
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
4 [$ M1 D8 H2 M' @" R1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
6 `/ t" |* R& P" Y {2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
$ ~; ~# X6 I1 G' O3 x k3. They say she used to be nice.
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# ^: M0 }6 k+ K0 S, g' d9 VWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
6 I, ?$ e$ t* }2 ?3 n5 U1. His last name.
. B6 `. J* i1 p3 r2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
1 r/ _* D8 i* Z: x' N8 E3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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6 \4 S7 e8 K( X; z- ZWhy did your mom marry your dad?
! I7 i# D( Y, K j6 b1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
" z' J* b' H9 A( A& M2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
+ ?8 S$ l+ y5 r6 K9 M3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. / W, p% T, k7 E1 A# l: N
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Who's the boss at your house? ; s/ K$ V: i9 B2 Y1 d
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 9 S9 @3 H: q+ d! J' _2 f
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
6 h0 c- f# n+ i3 P: G1 w3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? ! c. C" }& F$ i3 o
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. & |* P: ]% D& h9 w3 G H5 w
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.6 R" j2 i4 U+ H6 \, @
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. - u. L% \' B9 `) S) f3 o* Q0 z2 f
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? + G4 J3 L5 }8 _$ U) I4 W# V
1. Mothers don't do spare time.! O3 V7 a& n4 H9 w- m
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. + |! r- v6 Z! n2 ~0 A( I4 @/ M
* b. h9 m- T0 |% D' MWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? ( Z' M$ X( n6 k) u. Y3 G
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
8 H/ U- v) W2 i2 I3 M2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
9 s. m: L, ~+ _: K/ T$ K1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. * w; o5 x! d& }: }, Q4 Z$ s% p* V+ L) D
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.4 x' W. i# f4 y
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ' T; p n+ f9 j1 d4 N$ [
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