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Why did God make mothers?6 ]$ {- c! _; m3 x
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
% y$ Z& ]4 p7 d, _# D8 s7 }, |$ ]) v2. Mostly to clean the house.
/ ~* f; N6 Z4 q' d8 ^3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? / ^# P+ E2 \) ?! c& F
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
9 W; a2 B$ j) y# U2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
5 A1 v) ~% @& n. k$ e. G/ c: [3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
% V5 F9 t. L' x7 f5 v% c1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 0 F7 Y' O; _4 I8 J/ H4 ^5 }4 S
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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' Q& z- E. N, ?# }& g' Z- WWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? w8 c2 B& Z- Y9 |) A$ u( f" ?
1. We're related.
' N I1 J" A# M& B( @2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 4 P" h/ y4 w& k/ ~5 M- w
. [1 W% r1 ^. B, s$ b0 yWhat kind of little girl was your mom? 1 m( i- ], i* B2 x' C6 G B' h5 ^
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
' ^5 l$ J' S' L$ C( b4 V1 W2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
1 D! W1 O1 N1 m( w* J2 R3 A3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 7 A+ ^3 v; g) U! V
1. His last name.+ {5 T1 _: X$ B1 Z/ u
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
- X# L- t& f& B. N3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? , z. ?' g+ u6 |# N0 X2 t
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
3 S* o. D; x: m' b" m+ I5 d1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. R- H6 O9 @9 l( ~
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
( x8 Z& u& _+ ]. {$ N3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 4 t% `1 B: v% {7 J8 L! _5 }
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Who's the boss at your house?
! y: ]- I( E1 H3 ~5 w! I8 L1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. % u, N7 k6 Y2 x5 l- A. A
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
( Z8 j' `3 }* Y3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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6 r+ j- f7 E" z: r1 O- \ `; GWhat's the difference between moms & dads? + m( v; j% N2 [4 I
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
* y l( v: z4 i2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
% p# Y ~9 y% w6 D/ t8 q3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
& O7 B7 c7 d2 A! s5 Y/ _6 V4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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9 u! u3 r- k5 zWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
8 n* \* q/ _2 {; n/ d$ J1. Mothers don't do spare time.9 b/ P1 f4 i2 P/ G8 R2 s
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 2 d- i+ |7 c' Q; |/ {5 d
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
2 s5 i) H1 v1 T6 A* ?+ [1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
: ~( t# ]1 L5 e5 `( f; n5 L2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 5 s% V- D$ a* L3 H& X
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
% p' e% V. E1 @& o* j) n, a: X1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. & t3 y2 f4 ]- B% H e# ?+ o
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.2 _: D) t: h( h+ o2 ~( r5 Y
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. 2 R7 Y% f" E" w4 g
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