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Why did God make mothers?8 F! d. M% L: }5 k+ K
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.' ~# Q) q& X: a6 z' }0 Q$ j
2. Mostly to clean the house. / `6 j) r/ l" |1 \, ^/ r. ]0 ~7 q
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
/ n& i- k4 x, I0 X, i1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
% Q% p: t( D! b) A8 x- W2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. ' h: `+ `! C% D' A7 ^8 m
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 7 ^8 G; O$ ^. b7 k; }
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
) k( P+ T3 L7 e- u# s) A! u1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
# `0 ?: D& q* o1 H% e l1 X2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. / U) v0 o Q- q+ }/ b% B
* `9 d. s. n; K0 x& l% P6 cWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
6 p$ P8 ~) M5 x7 A5 W1. We're related.' r1 I$ N; u& D& c
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. ( K6 Y. E1 n$ j, _1 Z* t
# M `9 y7 w# R( B: r& j d* DWhat kind of little girl was your mom? ) v4 n# k1 h' }; K, C
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. - `7 u4 f: F u5 ~
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 2 K$ ?( @2 [+ i5 u7 q
3. They say she used to be nice. / z' _! [8 Z6 n7 I& X
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? : f% C r# Y* _5 a
1. His last name.$ v3 J; O# N" L+ \
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
f1 |/ \$ A. E8 T1 A3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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" S/ j, X S2 _8 YWhy did your mom marry your dad?
8 n5 G) g* b) [+ L% I5 M3 q1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. $ o0 Y6 D- q4 g; }7 B r
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 6 n4 a6 K" t- `- r
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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! T: i7 B& v+ W( V& z1 NWho's the boss at your house?
; T! ` I G: g8 i3 o1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
8 R& i) q% h" K3 j; m* Z O% i& ]& ?. q2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
: Q6 R& q0 `# S h6 y1 k$ f) N& x& E3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. . D n8 Q% z4 |% B# x" ]
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
+ Y& y: G- G" S6 J/ [7 l* N1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
4 N* r [1 T' W2 v2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.+ y7 x$ Z5 D% x4 k
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
* V- D& k! Z0 A; ]7 C" x# E4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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5 O; k8 g4 Q3 }% t3 G* i* _What does your mom do in her spare time? : M5 U: m* k" q$ x: x5 L( Q
1. Mothers don't do spare time.: v9 `! W0 w, N N! x' |
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? - s: I/ v# F" g# ~# N
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.* C7 K" b+ j' [* h- a. }3 u& j, ]
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? " E/ O: Q: L! f) {4 J; l& j. w
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2 v( L) b1 R" \; T% L7 l5 G
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. Z6 ]( C$ q' ~3 v5 K* ~
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. 0 @& J# M, X% j! n2 ]5 Q
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