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( M+ v+ G( l7 o0 k0 y& `Why did God make mothers?- v2 o+ M& X1 f2 O/ [& d5 ]7 t# o
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is." W; \& l& n- L1 B! q& g+ n
2. Mostly to clean the house. * k" E7 h3 w3 C
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? 3 W9 x. b3 ?2 Y
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.; Q# I C( m6 @/ X3 N- |
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. . w& g8 }2 E1 ?3 U* f; a' W* j
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. " a% L" \% k' j
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? 9 `7 d2 V+ J# P( Y x
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. " y& T% J. P! G6 ^0 f
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. , M& r2 ?4 I9 p+ y
7 C L0 R3 W( A! F1 O- dWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
* q9 R+ h+ Z2 S9 x1. We're related.
& x* r2 z2 Q3 m& l; H2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. $ v( A3 k; e3 L+ _
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 1 X" w( ^; }" o! u4 f/ f
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. ) f& n& F/ r k4 R0 J E" F% b; J- a3 b
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
0 t& e1 l' |7 g; n. X3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
, W" _) b1 f" T$ ^* [6 [( @$ u" @1. His last name.* u2 N6 _; q7 O( y) B# Y5 ` A
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?, Z( u V7 Z2 N7 F3 o4 v
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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9 K- C6 G" |# K- JWhy did your mom marry your dad? # y- e1 E; _) t; A
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. - e0 k' c; v' `7 x, s$ ?
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
) u4 f+ r& y- C1 F+ _1 V% Y3 E4 ^3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. ; C5 x5 N/ n9 I+ i4 A: F6 n2 B
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Who's the boss at your house?
# m/ F8 f S5 Y% }1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. , L4 R. E, R E, p) z3 t) e
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
/ @! B, }8 Q- U4 s4 ]3 K: Q; _) p; v3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
$ ]! r- Z% K' c- Q' v* b1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. ' D( F+ A. q. B0 Z0 S: e! ^
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
' j6 y% |+ Q$ A1 r- z$ z3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
; l/ d' t* }$ A1 f7 f& l0 y4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 3 ?4 m# H7 S7 _( l4 V) y+ i8 a& @
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What does your mom do in her spare time? 8 j* a$ v* V4 J. i( r+ K
1. Mothers don't do spare time. X1 T2 n, o5 g/ K0 S" H' f
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. , v) f* \8 U: Q0 U$ A
$ R a9 L7 b! P; Z0 dWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
6 D( _+ N/ R1 s3 m. k1 X0 w9 @1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.* M/ G- G& R! I" A( e7 I
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 1 V d- X; b; [' X, l, ]# C
5 B$ V/ D) ]3 k$ o$ Z7 ~# b/ HIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1 g# n+ k( z5 g0 D$ c3 W, W1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
0 j' m2 u5 s: _2 P1 U& y2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
. a, r$ b. `2 L+ @2 I4 a4 j3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ! P6 ^2 G* }1 i Y1 S. X
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