Professions(18+)

9527

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
% s) r) D* q' `  hThe second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
0 ^+ B: A) g. @2 N& `The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
* ~* u+ ]! S+ e( Y& s( e' I9 wThey turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
- `! {# |, x$ d6 z% L  P8 BShe replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
1 |9 W4 z8 t! v- s( aWash, Iron, 法克, Etc."

没心没肺

NEB