The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
  e( v0 V0 [5 B. ?( z' I# vsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
  w8 [, K, u( i0 Phad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
+ B/ j# l2 V( J- w8 a9 jall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
8 l5 O/ _4 X- u" Y: T2 w5 t' Usports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
+ S/ s5 x9 T; v) [% Yhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
  ]5 N& v2 j* Z1 ^8 x8 x7 F* isweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

/ }0 u) L( d. a% t2 dNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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1 w. G; b- ^% g6 a9 `9 L9 IThe End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
8 o! h4 X8 s: C5 ]Don't quite understand this.

2 L# F. t4 c6 T4 d" a" Q他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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) R9 D: Y) ^1 _0 X4 a/ x# w/ \  y  `# D他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

4 G3 z& H0 @3 P7 X. b* s7 B8 GYour understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

' S8 U" i7 J" r% P他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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( N' h; K$ U$ b% d$ qthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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2 L+ f# T- {6 h: IYour understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
! o: D* ?7 o# x: ]3 k  U3 a# yDon't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表

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" G/ {, f5 ]8 O9 d" @You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

I am getting married in this coming September.