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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. * U+ | Z C. ?/ b' \0 V& ]
7 O4 R/ n+ x4 @The World's Shortest Fairy Tale) H: x3 O8 T4 G- L/ F: H
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl" D! v+ ]) V+ O& \& m4 w9 `
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,7 R9 I. L( A' X! s
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never3 b/ b9 g0 n3 \% I _' M: U
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't) T7 j4 o) |) e# p; P9 Z) M! ]1 l
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
5 h2 X4 j) `5 ]( ^8 X, f! {/ b Kall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
+ _# b+ i0 ?3 s9 Ssports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
0 a# @& s; _$ q# m" Q6 h3 ahigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
1 w! _ M9 g& w& y" N( \. asweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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