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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ! d4 r8 u8 ]9 p  M

" @( n! y9 d# G6 p4 ~% j( CThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never3 u) ~1 O  {1 d' z6 e/ N) R. q, l
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
/ a, g! N9 }" qget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had  R; T( S/ z5 g$ u9 Q" K
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in. v7 Z, ^3 i5 g; B# a. A# [" `
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!8 p9 ^" G4 |( T3 F. k

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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 9 W6 _# d0 Q# m. F
Don't quite understand this.
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 & r2 @) Z9 U, D- P

6 p, e5 P# C; R! F3 ^2 z他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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' q6 u/ _1 k- o/ K2 |: wSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.5 P5 T9 A  ]: k9 R, H2 u
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 7 K3 C: H" l) U2 u7 V
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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, B# f" q$ v2 z9 l0 vgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
# L& W2 x7 F, C6 M8 c0 HDon't quite understand this.
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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