The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

8 Z( Q& }7 J6 y% C2 mOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
* }; V- l0 R9 u' c" x0 A+ t% y3 ~/ {9 Ohad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
. h! B% F+ C% E0 Nget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
/ h8 J2 W% [; ~: F" t& gall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- P8 y+ m; o$ S5 _$ M9 J5 fsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
0 d# U: I+ Q: nhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

! H& R& x9 E. iNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

5 h; R8 L: m2 Y4 e9 A+ G6 lThe End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
3 O6 c. U1 a9 K( ^Don't quite understand this.

+ U) p$ j) A: u* @8 Z: ^2 @: ~他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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1 U3 V. z8 p2 Q  ^) {- BSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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5 L: _( s7 ]% q' w: ]2 _the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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1 L6 m0 Q3 v) j; n/ hgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
1 z$ ^1 L/ |0 y* CDon't quite understand this.

You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

I am getting married in this coming September.