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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale: k# u. e( p: V% S- u( P& D, A
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl6 M# d% i q- ^; D z" ]+ h L& c
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,: k [9 k$ j+ c8 ?' o3 E$ O3 r
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
9 k; [4 j1 m" E$ Jhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
& X% G3 Y1 J/ j8 O( W2 Eget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had5 {3 g- ~; |; ^$ F( H0 W
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
6 L2 k; J, s5 q% Fsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
, c+ d% j( P9 o6 G+ p5 m. Ihigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in5 w9 z1 M, u4 k+ G" t7 j& ~ k
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!5 c; g \5 M+ R: }1 g( E
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