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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. / ~8 v: p$ D& E; t y$ E8 p
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
' `; p% c0 ^" |had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in. U# M- A4 W3 F% K' U, L; s
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!3 U! O+ S9 v& ?+ n5 |& U
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