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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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# G6 D! o: Q, d CThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
* `3 w1 A; K& [' Msaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
+ O9 ]# T& y) Z' J9 Q4 k% h4 I. x9 Gdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never! p% O1 E, ~3 N6 B% F
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
9 N6 E o, A7 l) g Wget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had- n$ m% c/ Q X; i6 E( }
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
4 R5 c3 k" b, q# x) d6 I1 Csports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had: k" b4 Z) j3 _" w& G% T4 j
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
0 ^8 [! Z4 H* M, gsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.* v/ d n* K+ h; u4 D3 Z& ]
4 l$ T4 [- x& k. m8 f& z! Q DNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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