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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ! d4 r8 u8 ]9 p M
" @( n! y9 d# G6 p4 ~% j( CThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never3 u) ~1 O {1 d' z6 e/ N) R. q, l
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in. v7 Z, ^3 i5 g; B# a. A# [" `
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!8 p9 ^" G4 |( T3 F. k
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