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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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0 w: [( c1 r' m6 O1 _# }$ HI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
% b$ p5 D5 w( M: zI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
& E# f% ^) w, A3 |; R, ]& X' p! q'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".- T. I: J9 k& e; J% s- ~
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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- F- ~3 `( R- F8 A- ?. CWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' W, f5 e; U& { p$ J+ \4 v1 ~And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
7 K, v/ i: ^; p5 X9 T/ G7 tThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.' j; a; P; s; o: N$ X) u
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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/ d2 p4 l- L4 ^) AAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.$ E1 z0 R5 X- i. t, x
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
% y& l: j1 x8 J1 n4 a' \, jAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.! m9 j1 y1 _% @+ Q4 E0 F
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
. ~8 | T) O5 h1 I- GAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
3 {( ?# Q0 s6 W3 J" j$ YBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.1 X9 m; }2 B4 j$ c2 K2 Y
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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