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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash3 f' Z0 s+ {: c& n6 k+ f
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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# J7 T2 C7 u) ~7 e- J xThe Man Song 1 I4 [1 v" x) O- d/ M
by Sean Morey 5 h# g& T2 F% g$ x6 ~% W
4 X. e+ t7 V5 L+ D1 V1 p8 Y; L4 CI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.: N& F4 b, t, h
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
$ k0 D0 Q3 p+ h: B: L% C: P'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".+ n% L( y! R) i& Q7 a
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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8 a6 m+ T& L3 x& J( a; g& M/ W+ G7 tWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.1 u/ E5 @/ u! _; D1 k% d+ Q
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
% t; d" S! ~4 d* pThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.( o( A8 B; ]) q; O( f) w
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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3 V7 s0 J& N/ W. \: Y2 T1 {. v! c5 X! wAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.' ?' j. }. n2 D, X
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.5 R8 t- x" ~* C6 M2 @
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.( \* W* Z: d; `7 M6 L
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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' A( R5 X3 J. N* o; t: ?: v% G6 SAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.- i) J% F+ M+ u @
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.& y6 a* L0 }) I' e
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.1 J# d0 T2 V6 I) c2 L& f/ a8 E0 E
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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