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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
F- n' _# ]9 U7 i9 }& v# S6 xhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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; x& |9 o: e4 W1 `$ TThe Man Song ! M4 w4 y, ~. E$ q
by Sean Morey : U5 `7 F! r" O d, k3 K# f7 n S: I
9 ^, `( K- e0 s! oI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.' Q; C0 T5 P: J. j
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
" u6 [1 C- M$ e* H. ^% z" y" ^2 y'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
8 {2 x/ H) w6 f y6 q oI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.% e) r- @5 k5 }4 J+ G
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.6 S! N: S) L/ `7 o5 I: Z) n; O' ]
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
8 T' @6 m6 H' Z'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.! g. G2 K% l9 }/ G3 h: p6 Y
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
M' Z4 y/ N# O% d9 }* [" W' B0 r'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
/ Y! `3 w- j, L0 ^. RAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
) _' S( ~' J: H& X+ ]; b% xI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.- O2 o/ r6 s, d+ J# G. t: e
) `0 S7 S: Y# r# ~# xAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.7 V: [, w, s1 B
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., u# B, _% Q' Y" a! G, [7 N
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
) q$ N C# l, Z2 z( g/ w3 XBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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