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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 2 W9 | U) b* H$ h& h& y1 E
by Sean Morey 8 j) r. U. [. E: k) B L
# n/ ^3 \$ `6 |I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. R2 D, H1 [% R% r0 L$ w8 v6 V ~9 S
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. / Y7 B. z0 {5 _! ^+ X
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".0 \9 s/ I; I+ b8 P
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.; x4 t. u' V* e9 f) B5 Z& b, i
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
% v; ?& {% t' F! gAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.5 C- c t) w* f k
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
- e/ N* E- Y6 ^4 i' N( b'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
! \ |, G# Z1 y7 C'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
8 j( O5 W7 n1 r* _' B1 mAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
5 \) M+ ?7 a* B5 L; cI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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+ b& ^: v4 r! }And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble." j/ [& Z4 L$ p& z8 o) d
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch. z3 l* `6 D$ I( J0 X
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.2 D1 x$ X8 X7 ^" F$ l
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! / N& o5 `% J1 a3 i
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