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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
D: ^3 a2 l+ i. v! W0 F) D. V& Zhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html4 X' o" }$ K( a u0 X
6 o! O" _( \7 Q* |0 p& S4 I0 eThe Man Song
9 g- k1 \5 k* B! G' ^4 G6 o. u by Sean Morey
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( v4 X' d1 P7 y8 n. H" s7 K) JI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. c, ?" ~3 S; `0 p2 C, w1 {
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. / ]! c8 g( L6 M5 u
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
# F2 w. c g2 L6 t8 g nI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.7 e( F& [4 ^& }0 |: D8 a
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
3 }- T+ S+ z q8 P5 G sThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.& `* `' W6 J& b8 D4 \/ S: _6 {
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.& H' g% x. i. e: _* |! A
4 Y# v0 W# s0 d. NAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want./ s5 f7 ?2 E1 }' ]' \* z* t
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.$ s' N0 u6 L+ T4 U3 i
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.9 ?# z. E8 e! L8 P; ?
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.; Q, S: i/ [2 Z t( T
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
" K& [% P' w* }5 W3 gBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.9 l2 \: T" W" Y9 `/ J: y' a Y/ l
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! X6 {" i; ]+ F9 C3 c9 i% c
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