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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song ! L1 M- P2 l, B+ I
by Sean Morey
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3 p% a6 R4 h/ kI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
) i% t- r4 O! f8 j0 _" @7 a. [I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. % Q& t$ E! h3 n/ B# [) V9 g
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".' x4 s7 o: @& ]1 E! h( o5 v
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.8 {% ]8 P5 i4 `: w2 H) _) @
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
% ~) {# H$ C3 Y' ~8 c' vThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
2 E$ f3 W; G# ^2 Z/ ['Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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- Y6 ^6 W' J4 \& ?; AAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.( p3 D9 E: S6 R% Q+ i7 C/ A- q
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important., \# n6 u- }& W% @
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
: k; Q2 l2 Y k' p% CI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
1 d- i" f- E, M& dAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
- O( p. I$ S) Y' \4 Z) f. UBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
3 ]$ [6 p) w5 @( MBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! & \) G2 g, q# ?" @ P/ q3 J
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