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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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, u' D: @$ u1 b9 @8 hThe Man Song 6 L1 b6 A$ m, s) _
by Sean Morey
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# `* n( S6 T+ I$ n2 Z5 wI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
( _. K: ]6 y- N1 _$ R$ f0 JI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
) W; S8 {+ N) c& f, ^ B# T; y7 h'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
# o2 n# k+ N" N2 h) RI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.. T1 u# U2 @3 ~3 Y/ }8 n) O
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.0 Q D( X8 K5 a4 h9 V
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
7 x" d4 A2 N% t( a- Z/ @The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
: B5 R8 H6 `4 O' j6 K. F0 B'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.1 L0 c5 O8 Z" M6 \
6 I7 ~+ b" v7 m9 BAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.* q7 [$ d- N, q0 p6 X
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
8 T$ H4 P/ y+ W& D A" s1 i# @And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
; w8 w3 ^& [" t5 x* D8 Z" zI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
! D% K5 w7 z; k5 ]And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., N; h7 M; `, p1 }$ ?% S
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to., y q2 P7 j2 i( M
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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