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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
4 }6 g2 Z- v+ [2 U: U4 HYou give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
% \/ C3 O5 U3 w( ]% G- SThe State takes both and gives u some milk.

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FASCISM法西斯主义
1 y* U$ B  ?! J" EYou have 2 cows，
$ F$ \  h5 X- f5 k' @2 `8 hThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
! p* x+ t0 ?3 O% ~* k0 \* z  kYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

! D9 x2 p' L) Z6 {, u/ tBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
4 s: d' n, @: C( P4 ~You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
! _# E9 n3 s. ?9 P' P3 H- h9 I+ cYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
) K- I/ d' }& c' P: `. m5 iYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
; L# U6 w; z) ]7 _( o2 aYou sell them and retire on the income.

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