2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
% H( k& }7 `1 G9 mYou have 2 cows，
- j* k' y5 s) Z/ YYou give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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( ~: X5 i0 j; V  \0 P8 e- U( MFASCISM法西斯主义
: F! T0 x/ }" y4 \6 i$ DYou have 2 cows，
5 U  ^. K. P. U- Q: CThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
* O! r& I5 o6 K) yYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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: d2 L6 ?% S# C7 OTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
) T1 \, f+ A2 N# R6 w' }0 CYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
2 Z( d& }( o# X. S, m; UYou sell them and retire on the income.

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