2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
! y7 [: l$ w- n. T: ]You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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FASCISM法西斯主义
) g# E8 c) a. _) s9 _7 Z( _You have 2 cows，
9 W/ l# g% k0 N/ M# P" YThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

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8 e4 d" y% d" {5 P/ VYou have 2 cows，
+ C% K: H7 g3 H* m4 WThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
) s$ G; F, R4 P$ G( iYou have 2 cows，
6 @$ h9 u, j1 p6 u1 {3 qThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
2 j: E9 Y0 k& q9 z5 z9 o& U' PYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
! }. A1 }. J" B1 x& o% [0 b4 KYou sell them and retire on the income.

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