2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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2 P. V  l: V; `+ f9 `& HCOMMUNISM**主义
* i) _1 a" a8 z( ~  ^+ nYou have 2 cows，
# X2 i* T' u+ v, l* i# j+ HThe State takes both and gives u some milk.


FASCISM法西斯主义
( ?3 X! r  u8 H! \5 b& `! vYou have 2 cows，
; H& O% C, [5 dThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

& R" c8 O, ]7 ?6 h2 ]$ fNAZISM纳粹主义
. d7 F3 _/ o3 _5 J2 B- XYou have 2 cows，
. L& f. A0 _* I  Y8 q8 G) d9 KThe State takes both and shoots u.

8 F/ }4 z% ~" H$ h0 g/ d* F! o( z  F9 wBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
3 z* u% b7 t* K. i$ @& t2 oThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
/ n) L, ]( K$ |/ g) BYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
1 [; @2 t  t9 T1 Z; p3 P7 u( \8 CYou sell them and retire on the income.
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