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SOCIALISM社会主义
; Y5 J- D: G; V+ p$ J/ m! d& H4 EYou have 2 cows，
% K: Q% g" z, }. h5 A7 B, ^+ O" iYou give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


; h* Z" o4 V/ p  [$ H7 r" `FASCISM法西斯主义
! \: y' v1 j  F% z+ }3 v' u2 A' {You have 2 cows，
* N3 i& A* M' L; O1 xThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
/ g3 |7 S/ M6 @( q, V5 Y" T0 tYou have 2 cows，
+ `% f3 k4 I' g9 ?  e) WThe State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
& D5 r. ]- m3 ~) I; F% T* ]You have 2 cows，
% `: N( |: j6 p8 OThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
4 v3 Q1 d0 F' z- oYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
4 T& Z2 u7 ?( F1 TYou sell them and retire on the income.

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