2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
7 `2 G8 v' h7 n- M, j5 H  XYou have 2 cows，
: f# J) Y# e8 M7 a0 RYou give one to your neighbour.
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4 V9 W+ o0 E2 MCOMMUNISM**主义
3 D$ q: [* F6 ]/ P6 zYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
- \) K+ l4 p) x4 k4 y2 FThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
- m2 o3 a$ }3 oYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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6 v: N( y: x! c! {# }( `BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
& o4 ^6 n5 C) T4 z7 Q9 B& VYou have 2 cows，
0 n* N, R9 h5 \( S; O9 j8 nThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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: y. i/ @1 t, ^/ B  W. b: lTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
) Q% B: B  M- U; LYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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