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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks./ P6 `; D5 o3 b! D% p
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.! ^1 s q( d* c
6 }" J1 {1 D; J# b. FLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- / ~9 a& E. D$ f6 Y$ i9 W! z
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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, [, K+ B; e' }Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. % o. z# v2 P3 G/ V8 a
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.% q4 R+ U" o6 I
& ]7 x8 G! Q8 S+ p. i" {/ RCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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1 L1 @" L( L; q, a# ~6 u" FWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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" ?0 ~. d# f1 @3 i% ^Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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) |: j; J- n, F- uRinse conditioner off hair.
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/ ]0 [2 \, _; h" Y& X5 `% \+ OShave armpits and legs.
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" k( |1 B$ D, i6 Y# }, S7 aTurn off shower.1 c- A; a! ]+ J% N; v6 g1 c
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.9 M2 l+ `# E( g: c' f
- r. R7 o9 T" y g* G' W9 YSpray mold spots with Tilex. $ g' f% b$ f# i0 F$ g4 R
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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- F: J; v. i2 u+ K) gWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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5 A/ b6 Q5 A/ DIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 9 b9 A, V1 G7 X9 b3 N" Z
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 9 X1 I8 e7 K" L1 I" P: }- Z8 @7 D
) V, T- m' n+ tTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. $ l7 i7 X" ^% v- d3 p5 f
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1 b8 a8 [: V% n2 ~4 X5 C2 f5 W' BIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. / p2 c, O# v5 o/ }: Y
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. - r# J R' T9 ?# m$ o( N O1 Z
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 3 p! t% W) ^9 f, y( p
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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) c% I5 j" ^8 nFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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. s0 T, g3 S* E5 U# w4 }Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 3 V9 _5 h" h6 D- E4 {, z, c
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. " {3 ^# c& Y$ I& `+ u: {) z
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Partially dry off.# d. S5 V J& |% H" W
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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8 `1 A4 K+ O. ^" N& HAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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8 f) A6 E, b- {: Q+ lLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. " m. g% T# |4 R; R0 g
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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