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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. + I. ?5 o F6 `6 }4 h
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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! H) \# l7 k- k5 ~- g- KLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- : j0 R. k& ?/ u3 ? t
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc." N1 [4 Y" Z" m% B8 E2 a
% J' K" K$ Q+ m, Y G& o9 b: GGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. : ~- c: Q1 e4 {9 ?" O- a! ?
; ~) _: C7 B2 n; kWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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1 [! m9 w @7 _) AWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.' H5 V2 K) x5 A$ n
8 w7 J: V" P, uCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..! u" ?. t4 C/ ~: e9 ?+ ?8 Z" A
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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% t6 ~* j6 O: i4 z, A/ ^Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 6 |7 p- L8 d1 Y! C4 T7 b
# `6 f" { Y# Y$ VRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.
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- ?) f1 n' U; s7 U3 jSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.. o3 P Y% ~! T) C/ M8 K
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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' h2 |0 c$ I; M$ o4 ~Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. / a0 j4 N4 ^2 m; G3 \
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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. O6 K9 R$ A, rReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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6 L) v4 g/ M9 c, t8 n) N$ t9 I# r! RIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. ' l1 J& B& s, o5 J$ `; P
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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4 C$ q3 K9 g/ L! ETake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. E8 v; J9 ]5 s: [
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7 K; b/ n4 m6 k6 fIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. - l0 l3 _$ u" ~
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 2 c* ]$ E* h; g
. u6 C, F& x% P' ?7 N& y, e7 ZGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 9 n# U5 w# k6 J) ?; X- l
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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* N6 w+ h9 l% ]8 B2 k+ P: \Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. * H6 ]: {2 y L* r
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. ) e2 Z5 n1 ^* P/ B5 `+ t
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. # X' \' [! f: e! b
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. : x4 h4 B! q# s3 n6 q
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- Z. [ N+ I; w) j$ \" tFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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3 m% x6 {6 a6 u' a: F4 EAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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6 T$ r" F$ n* F7 }' d2 q; TReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 9 s8 Y+ v' w/ q( B% I
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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