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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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' }) w) q0 E$ g) u) C' d+ S1 hWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
* S" s8 C! c# o: r/ \Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a0 s& L/ t) }) u) f
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &- |+ n* Z! j) d4 P. ^$ |. }6 G
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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( V9 @+ ], l7 P2 U) m$ B( KThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.8 i, J: {4 H& \% }' p
' T- Y0 X, V9 B h6 wThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?% |- X' G' C" \; d% O8 ^! W) g
% D4 D6 H) j+ [) J9 U) p& h5 H9 _He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
* a. P- I6 c+ G5 q9 _ vdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'9 Z; f; u1 I2 I& p1 Y! \0 E9 {8 T# o
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% M m9 R+ V/ ]: XThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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