Never lie to a woman

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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
3 y( i- |& B4 `4 z$ N* w2 Pfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
. h) g6 F' _- k' J5 jPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
2 q0 D. e# E4 o8 Y: tweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
. m% p; o; i" nexactly what her husband asked.

# F' K) H& G! F+ v4 h! _The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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3 t0 `' D) E, uHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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3 H# Z* Q# w: G$ j2 BThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

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原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
) z) `; \+ ~8 |/ Tsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........