Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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0 R, V/ D/ G& W* O; {$ q7 MWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
9 y( o  b1 @$ Q# Z' e5 v* nweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
) p& _- C0 l$ y9 R! H0 N( cI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
! Y; j! [  U/ j& o6 usilk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
/ c" J: [! t, Y- ~exactly what her husband asked.

8 ^" }- Y1 O5 {6 c' AThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

) H6 ]: z& Z; DThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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9 H9 W! }8 G+ P& M! L! rHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

/ P4 u; H; p* ]" E8 @7 @Cut off his........