Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
) P3 G. @* y. |6 m9 N% N8 p! eweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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  k7 H$ ^. a7 Q  @The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

2 \) @( X* b* ZThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
: a, f1 N0 j: K4 B: Ididn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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6 b- T) R- `! [# MThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
) W3 N  @% H( p+ {# H# P- Usmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

# a0 a/ u2 q9 u5 F- TCut off his........