Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

* E) e( W8 o" Y- l2 M' CWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
( H. f  \4 Y" gPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
9 V$ C$ S& m4 i4 @: ^- ?: ?# ~exactly what her husband asked.
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  L- T& L8 V8 O  E- ?The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

( I$ w4 U/ y- ?( u9 uThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
) |. \- ^; N7 C7 p0 L/ b( |) Edidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
8 O3 H0 \/ m3 w! m4 P# w9 `/ _# @0 }smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........