Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
- P) `+ [; w. Y% G( l5 T2 K' Pfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

+ s4 t$ h& ~" M: v- A/ \( RWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
# C0 U9 U) n8 Q8 \week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
9 b- j: q/ z' m5 xsilk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

4 _( p1 J' i  \$ W/ m* u3 J2 QThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

8 w- O* ~% V8 @. P5 t" D3 kThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
1 l2 L: q/ m  s% rdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


) }2 b, `- W5 R3 {6 r8 \9 B6 wThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........