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Marriage viewpoint
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6 Z5 f9 _! ?, r2 S3 QWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day+ E( R$ O0 W0 _! M# _' o. f+ x
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,' J3 O: R; m& p$ n* a# Z( O
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
" O) Y; C+ u+ x3 K, s/ @( `' t( \8 Tto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
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that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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0 M' K3 i" n7 U5 AMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
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once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping9 E9 j/ ~2 m4 @8 ~
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.3 @# r4 |( F5 ^5 Y
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in4 n! g* V( v# ?2 Q) }- h3 L* d& D
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