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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
& P5 G1 _/ D5 z+ {4 Z+ `5 x3 @The girl said: NO!'
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. d/ b1 `3 u1 D; b2 O4 iAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
0 t- |% r9 W2 P# ]$ _% J, xDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
# P( I3 Q ~2 k6 k7 _0 H5 Z: |Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't5 O' K1 |. ~3 F" Z5 k& n" [& ^
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had3 k' V. d1 [$ g" w6 q
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
; X5 M7 I* b" [& H7 r5 OSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
! x, b* F7 x! i0 n# NHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
3 \6 \& h; }2 G2 V8 O/ N! X6 dSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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