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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
( v" m* Q; x# {) l/ LThe girl said: NO!'5 k9 u, D# d( E2 A* t4 }
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,9 S4 I: ~/ ~/ \/ @0 [
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
- n" y. Z! I- I+ Q4 ^9 ?+ B: {Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't+ w$ q! A3 Y9 y2 i7 b* G) T
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had1 Z$ v, M9 z! x- t: i4 r
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
# `7 I, n9 m+ V# |' K% U" wSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
& g, t6 }7 v! p/ q+ T; w6 pHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in* p- e8 X* t* z6 r! S+ P
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.( Z3 M5 Y; p! T/ ~: ^
}0 \" D3 @! D! o l* x% HThe End |
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