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Will you marry me?

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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
( v" m* Q; x# {) l/ LThe girl said: NO!'5 k9 u, D# d( E2 A* t4 }
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,9 S4 I: ~/ ~/ \/ @0 [
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
- n" y. Z! I- I+ Q4 ^9 ?+ B: {Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't+ w$ q! A3 Y9 y2 i7 b* G) T
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had1 Z$ v, M9 z! x- t: i4 r
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
# `7 I, n9 m+ V# |' K% U" wSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
& g, t6 }7 v! p/ q+ T; w6 pHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in* p- e8 X* t* z6 r! S+ P
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.( Z3 M5 Y; p! T/ ~: ^

  }0 \" D3 @! D! o  l* x% HThe End
鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 % w' X7 X+ Z5 [, x# h* s- X- R
What does this story mean?

( C) c  Y; ~$ X$ G/ G) qMeaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
9 y* Y; x5 G0 P# BHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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Maybe I should use "下!?"
鲜花(13) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
Unmarried life is happy.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
鲜花(43) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
' T9 f/ s# p* t3 HWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
" q4 M  g6 y# W, x: n! I# U+ f"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...  o/ y6 Z8 Y' a- K+ ?+ Q; m4 T! k2 A
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
, r1 [- s' j! xAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
: ]8 l5 w) W: j) r) qAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
鲜花(115) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 , ]- m7 v' l& m4 X4 f5 R( `4 S
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
/ [8 u3 _7 e' H3 d$ v# D) byou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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+ W, x6 Q2 U$ K, O+ v6 l& u9 D4 QWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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