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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
7 O; F! ?) V( P Y" d% n ZThe girl said: NO!'
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2 `3 R N+ s: f6 ^And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,$ u& R# P& E/ @: s. i
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had0 ]- M' W6 r c
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% q, G" D5 _7 Q5 ?* h! w2 y4 L
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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