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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
& P5 G1 _/ D5 z+ {4 Z+ `5 x3 @The girl said: NO!'
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. d/ b1 `3 u1 D; b2 O4 iAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
0 t- |% r9 W2 P# ]$ _% J, xDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
# P( I3 Q  ~2 k6 k7 _0 H5 Z: |Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't5 O' K1 |. ~3 F" Z5 k& n" [& ^
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had3 k' V. d1 [$ g" w6 q
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
; X5 M7 I* b" [& H7 r5 OSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
! x, b* F7 x! i0 n# NHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
3 \6 \& h; }2 G2 V8 O/ N! X6 dSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
9 O- P* D& M7 WWhat does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 1 t* `. d, }9 u% p  V; p( S
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 0 P. l) @+ f  B& Z
What does this story mean?

. L; [# c8 p' y老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny& q3 W7 p: v, h0 Z; Q. C  W& \6 i) v
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
0 c/ f2 w4 U  Y& tAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...3 N4 Q' u6 \5 R3 ^
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
$ M. v' i" a  r3 ?7 H' AAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 % S/ G; _6 u5 X+ t8 ]0 r
What does this story mean?

7 f6 U. P5 Y2 c* |# H4 |1 T" E5 yyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表   y* c+ @# O( c4 t$ {' l
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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$ k" S5 E) F+ E- {8 q0 L6 rWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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