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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
+ Z* g5 R* u7 X3 H/ }The girl said: NO!': P, e1 t: O: s5 u+ s- J
7 f/ w, {9 w5 wAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,8 h1 e$ o6 \" c9 d! u2 |* Z
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
6 K c8 ~* }, ^/ H/ NHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
3 H7 T. q' ~9 e, [# xGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had5 b8 A% N0 a! X8 [
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% r6 h0 p/ s6 b0 L& H0 o
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
/ S9 n$ O" K% @; W. PHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
1 h% w" i; ^4 {* p3 rSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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$ Q4 K, i$ {: I& vThe End |
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