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# E4 z a' ?( Q' Z( `4 {% g7 x4 eTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / K* O0 O; `1 Z2 q' q1 O* x$ _
Maria: Here it is.
$ g- u7 `7 R0 x1 A$ u6 H! TTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" ~6 H5 F d- ^0 d+ LClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 Z. f$ ` L. q0 N9 N
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
B& a- N" ?8 [, rGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 z! {0 ]0 [* X& @+ I2 v
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 @" o7 C# [. H
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 [7 ? R% W6 z p8 VTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( h% M" Y) Z7 u. S' o
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
8 g; W' B) |) s0 _ ^( A4 cTeacher: What are you talking about?
! u% }8 W; X- [Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' x5 A" H8 B+ |" f8 q/ u. Q* r; I
Winnie: Me! 1 z# C9 W" q3 Y$ N+ n
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? % e' `0 m: }" d# ?/ ^
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* k7 ^# X* i" D# `Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 W7 F" U$ N& V2 nMillie: I is...
; N) {3 Y0 B. Z3 V2 nTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " n3 g+ z5 {& U ^* T
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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$ Z* g ~; @4 J- H, HTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 s9 a. p8 Q. @Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. j3 R6 e+ o* X7 q5 }( Q1 k, ZSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, D5 R/ b, Q0 R! CTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * W r4 t8 l# C! Q
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 f3 J. x6 e8 _' v5 G( ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. X. A9 k* c* _2 A! p+ \" sHarold: A teacher + U A5 `# Y0 F3 z5 t- T
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