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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ e% e% Y" j7 \3 YMaria: Here it is. 7 r. y/ u& [5 h: o- z6 `
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + ^' n, {3 y- o6 Y" ]# F
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- s5 n: w1 ^. {" Q( cTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 O5 [. O3 v4 \John: You told me to do it without using tables. 8 Z" X+ C) O" ]
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( d) w# a: b6 b
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( x! R. G% `! _2 U9 M6 A$ c
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 v& }( k- C. W% T' eGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + s6 m2 H' r: U8 T
# j8 ]! b: H6 R, I6 mTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 |# J3 C i! QDonald: H I J K L M N O.
# X; k9 j; |3 w8 X) iTeacher: What are you talking about? % d E6 N+ r$ k* i
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ ]2 P5 Y3 T. Z- A9 r! ?' yWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( j4 g9 n8 e- m! q" ?7 z7 JGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 r1 j1 a8 @- V" t' A5 m% N2 L
* B& J; }, c( P2 f6 N: S" E6 C! v5 ZTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % w" N; {6 w; \) S
Millie: I is...
0 R7 o, { a# L" l- A8 r4 m: iTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- s& o" t; A0 w0 ^1 W% gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 j& p& s; ?2 ]2 a# G
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 h" u4 ?/ G/ s9 {( ^% GLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + g: G/ k7 i: u2 a s
4 h5 r$ s" @% x9 h& |% LTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 A& a9 E7 g$ r0 a3 ~1 F; {Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 H' o; W6 e% UTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? i" ]# {' q% Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 x* `$ o" w& q3 e
1 c8 U6 \. N: Y0 i/ T9 _6 aTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ F/ T# c R) u9 D3 y& _Harold: A teacher
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