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Kids are Quick
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 z x- U8 v! K
Maria: Here it is.
: c2 Q4 d* _+ L/ Y/ \Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + } P2 }5 R* B {
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % o$ W6 A T9 }( Z/ y
John: You told me to do it without using tables. + T& v9 z. ^* [ [- S
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 W/ Q# U# h5 ^* P! gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & E8 |1 O4 Y0 d2 ]+ p" N6 ~" X6 W
Teacher: No, that's wrong 1 m( w% _" ~9 M, J: v. R
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 m# E7 p) u, g" z G4 k0 g
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# c' X! ^4 J, z6 Q) bDonald: H I J K L M N O. 5 M; W7 U# H9 q6 k$ a2 e( a1 I
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& D* _2 l% L: hDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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1 D5 \% g% U/ o& g" W/ {Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( }8 Z4 f9 m9 @8 w, nWinnie: Me!
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( u0 d6 o- B* G: m7 B* sTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' P% r. N! ]* ~: E1 gGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 b! Y& u1 t9 f% X" m% c
Millie: I is...
. c; h: @- [( W# g" p$ N* cTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " S* d5 A: e; r# l) s; g2 }2 N- v2 {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - b1 s% L4 g9 G8 F% r1 v
9 O- I2 C1 Z) V$ oTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 y2 B: ]5 ^4 g% I, \! b, H& ]Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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) U( m( y. o2 y; rTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 6 z/ e" ]& K8 E$ A; }5 e+ a( z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 `( Q. Z6 M. g+ g
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 ^) T: G1 H, ~Harold: A teacher ! b2 X/ z6 X! K( J$ |
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