Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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0 _/ @' b. m; Y1 j/ D; D& T. `Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, t! u. [+ m# k+ J. W3 l4 S* \Class: Maria.
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* x/ N$ z8 L7 CTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

! i0 \8 J- e; d' ]8 ]3 ]Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* ?' j& o- l, a8 C5 HGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 T7 A( d/ Z2 W! \6 R8 nGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 K% U0 g  H0 rTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
9 l4 W2 U1 Y! \" i$ c# M+ sTeacher: What are you talking about?
( p8 C% X/ |; \; bDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

! Q, z$ ~' j. _5 \# [Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 D/ @6 R: c4 t! [* b/ R& EWinnie: Me!

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" X9 d, U" O* H: G8 R' T  ?Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 P0 s" n% Y0 O/ P+ y7 d1 {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
) {  _+ M1 u# h' k, z2 ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

7 k, h! P) S; q2 m2 ~Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. c8 E1 l6 w6 ILouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 F0 a/ P! Z) X2 j5 g8 GSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

, o# ~3 G/ f- Z0 c$ {) l- g4 VTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ a7 E( P4 l, R7 |! O8 ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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( S" M. m5 h# K) ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 Q  ], L. X+ g# W7 l" M" jHarold: A teacher

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omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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