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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 _2 c+ f! ^9 f2 I w
Maria: Here it is. & Q; p" h6 H+ ?+ A5 b4 a* X; Z
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 B$ L: M9 ^, c, U; @Class: Maria. * H& _1 d, O' e# F' k) a4 J; y9 H
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 m& p4 x2 J6 G1 N& z/ [
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & @: K2 w- R: ~3 n! k
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ p0 t0 ~1 E0 |( g
Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 v1 b4 B- [" Q: I. hGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! k# E# ]. w" c+ tTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % p0 s2 g+ j4 t% C
Donald: H I J K L M N O. : g8 d. k8 i* q) {1 @
Teacher: What are you talking about? 8 x' A! ^4 a9 `( s) O2 c, g
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ G9 J4 d" R) E3 _( `. y0 N
' j: u+ L# y2 TTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 T! \1 {9 o: Q0 W B [' VWinnie: Me! 0 k4 R2 G) a# v8 @
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* o; \8 U4 h X7 A P0 dGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, u$ @& ~7 K! W7 `7 {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 Z& H+ x) @ ^* e; jMillie: I is... 3 h; d1 A$ D9 ]' D) a
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- o8 C4 f$ R. e& } Q6 M8 t; I3 n& `. qMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : h, `2 f* O" g9 N s2 v+ c
+ ^/ l2 X* t/ B9 {Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % B8 S2 e) i, H$ W. {0 M
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % M1 f+ a8 q, F6 P
6 e0 w" r8 q6 O) v+ ITeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 r$ [; [2 ~# O, m6 h# ^
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 2 ~: G) C2 z$ p0 J f8 K9 D
! z2 E( f r8 s% \# a: m0 B+ rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 N$ P7 J$ ~% d l3 x$ W
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( c. {: D6 N& z0 O* |/ x' J: J
9 S7 W. V$ E. y0 s: y5 Q1 JTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; P$ `3 t: A% U: E- BHarold: A teacher H7 N6 V% m- S3 Y% x& C! I( S) p
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