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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) C# L8 T2 r/ d2 j* d& l
Maria: Here it is.
- I. M8 w. o, \, o* S* x0 t2 k6 n7 VTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) T/ @9 e4 J# Y( j" @0 vClass: Maria. / P/ y% m4 r7 H" O- z x' j$ L% M
( M, N% M; O, f& r" B+ u7 z# eTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . k1 \0 N. D& e" k) U+ u# e- ~! y
John: You told me to do it without using tables. - m! \& \! R/ @3 d3 @) q
1 M4 ]5 D* t a# M; d. G9 w/ K6 rTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " m9 Q2 L4 J9 n/ g9 a% d
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 P. A) M# g9 aTeacher: No, that's wrong
& }$ K: \* t+ k( d( B5 C5 zGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ W, T. b" ^ Y' @" |Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 P5 s/ a3 U) R5 w% _' DDonald: H I J K L M N O.
2 h/ ~" b& _" Q% s$ ~! tTeacher: What are you talking about? ; d: H' p/ L' X$ ]
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 }% k. p8 J; I O" z
+ f6 P6 x+ S. d$ W, GTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ W; d! P6 ^* ?' U9 }: ^- z rWinnie: Me! * e) i7 I/ u$ ]) @+ s
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 M/ I+ q% t' d# G) c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' t5 ]2 @& z, V' e0 wTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 Q; h/ s* b+ c# C$ _# ZMillie: I is... % P; ]( I* f0 x6 U) p1 v' X+ W' O7 K
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, [) F$ x. S) t1 J, `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " ]6 L/ O6 ?4 O$ W, Y; l- F; b
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - |$ Y9 I" o3 G! @7 b8 v$ O2 i
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 j6 f4 x9 D8 w0 e
Y% [# m+ J2 s! F- q) {% g" sTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 s/ a/ b5 n+ Q
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 v$ u# F2 @6 w. ~7 f9 @# Y+ h3 d1 m, f
Harold: A teacher
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