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& ~6 F: b& n$ e1 ^6 w& ]" STeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; N7 i5 M' r. [ nMaria: Here it is.
9 ~) N! X5 w6 Z& }/ bTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; W" A2 u' K+ r+ j* L
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 @; g7 W5 P! T+ r5 ?+ gJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. . F/ {0 `) `# t2 J- s' k$ L% Z6 A9 L# ^
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; G: Q. ~! J0 s b# NGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 N' ^0 l7 m0 b1 yTeacher: No, that's wrong & i# B( e" y2 q' i ?7 t
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + u3 o/ A3 B' W3 Z8 T5 D/ V% q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - e* u$ c# e' ]/ ^( a2 s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
: G7 |! r: u0 Y( ]' a6 [Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! e3 [2 Y) `$ [$ f/ \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . b% w0 S) a" E
Winnie: Me! * M# P2 C% f4 v/ K
( L' P8 H9 w/ v7 iTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" t, v- N( b" y7 T8 m1 {( VGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) z$ q+ h3 W7 G- T
: j: b$ X9 F3 r7 CTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 [( W- _' p2 P) t* F
Millie: I is... * _. |- z5 y+ ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 l9 b" J: n1 X2 [2 s% I3 w0 g
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & Q3 Z( r# g6 r& A' \/ L& w- O. {3 M
7 C! \' B0 ~/ W) X+ B, ^ u+ T( FTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 h* M2 `2 x/ o: i, j7 bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' s7 {) W, K2 } c1 A3 z
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& K6 Y2 ~& r; kSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- a$ V% L' @5 ETeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( w1 H( K! B- Z9 H9 wClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- E/ h' y+ T( A+ N7 r% NTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 @* [9 J& ]0 w, D1 A( a2 y; Q( m: y
Harold: A teacher # I2 I9 N9 k) b
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