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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,$ o: T2 M# k5 l" c, B
it is your fate but,
- H) w/ ?% w. ^) R. p3 q; Pif your father-in-law is a poor man,
$ w" p* {& _! Wit's your stupidity.
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% }4 }: C2 n4 v: x0 R1 jI was born intelligent -3 F5 T- w+ e- o1 j* T4 g0 b
education ruined me.' p* Z, j1 b6 V, a* b% a- u' f& m
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Practice makes perfect....
( u/ g" H3 s4 {0 u' p8 V7 ?- cBut nobody's perfect....../ W4 o4 U9 C+ T3 J. \- D) `
so why practice?
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- Y  q7 t8 G. e9 d( nIf it's true that we are here to help others,( \+ z% n1 w# s& B2 I' t6 P
then what exactly are the others here for?
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$ [/ g1 E1 q9 A/ @Since light travels faster than sound,
2 E: X: c$ p/ \; n; O4 ~, Hpeople appear bright until you hear them speak./ Y7 k9 Y) Y' I4 T

2 Q1 c  p. V2 u/ {How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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. v7 _9 p- ~' @+ I2 F4 v+ \) W7 jMoney is not everything.
* `( x/ e: R/ z% CThere's Mastercard & Visa.  U/ D: `- F) G& V. K* M  ^5 t

+ D, f9 X  n; A8 WOne should love animals.
9 d9 w9 U5 B3 g; BThey are so tasty.% @8 K2 C: l! e# o9 M
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
8 I( Y1 J: }1 e: V: X0 y! L1 U4 ^# eAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
3 i+ _( h4 K5 y( _( yAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
- |3 v8 w* t8 M% P* a2 Mand when they marry they become otherwise.
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5 a& G% B8 N. a! V1 C5 V2 f9 QSuccess is a relative term.
$ m( @0 b; ^  _3 x) tIt brings so many relatives.: ?* h- {2 B0 S. O9 u. }4 H6 N

' k' _7 G9 U" o. o, NNever put off the work till tomorrow# @- ^6 @- @" ~% k) W) Q3 T
what you can put off today.& i, L2 Q$ Z7 K# p' F: v$ O4 ~
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
: Z; @( \$ X" cSo go to sleep1 ~2 T' d* E0 A: C- Q3 Q# i9 \

) X0 \8 f  j& i3 ^There should be a better way to start a day
+ j/ `4 p# ?, OThan waking up every morning
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/ y2 T6 Y$ G  z0 r2 e"Hard work never killed anybody"
" c: `9 Y- z- y  d' z  qBut why take the risk' w$ \; X; d# j5 m
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"Work fascinates me"
- n, t% c4 |9 j/ p$ Y$ NI can look at it for hours( f9 @& \; D# Q1 }+ i  ]
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God made relatives;; p" H7 e; N4 u, C5 ^9 ?& U
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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9 `* |3 h1 k- A* s' kThe more you learn, the more you know,$ B9 a7 ^) W8 B/ q) e; N& S7 S$ q
The more you know, the more you forget* D8 D; Y$ {, D# O: H) A- N
The more you forget, the less you know
) ?& ~# ^4 g7 C, U& SSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.9 ^! B: V( v/ r+ r8 T" ^
A train station is where a train stops.$ J2 P- d& C# @4 R  ]3 o* ]8 R
On my desk, I have a work station....
' c9 Z% g, p( awhat more can I say........
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发表于 2008-3-17 12:05 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol
% {2 i, ?1 H+ `) ?! I2 Alove it ^^
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