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 If your father is a poor man,- E9 ]9 E1 b! {- C$ r! M) _
it is your fate but,; o. l/ r2 H! M [
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
# ?" `+ c$ I+ o5 Q" Xit's your stupidity.& Y" Z1 F2 m h2 v! N# k) `& h$ O
V' ^1 B4 ^/ o9 u- Q9 wI was born intelligent -
9 a4 S$ }4 e& L4 N5 z/ Reducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....5 L' ~6 i; j6 O& _! z) `
But nobody's perfect......
; y; {/ ?0 \5 ]6 W: n4 v, |3 Cso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,8 c- N& @) w8 b8 T2 O$ Z6 g
then what exactly are the others here for?
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. a$ c$ [/ N9 k1 k$ f7 z# BSince light travels faster than sound,) X# Y6 N, n3 V, l
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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' N% W: m7 w& J) o3 CHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?& b" C8 A% F6 J7 f/ l
# c o2 g [& ZMoney is not everything.# G8 P$ W ]8 K; q6 f% l
There's Mastercard & Visa.3 m' ?: u F2 m3 G" b9 o9 y
( G! O, Q" R- d" COne should love animals.0 s2 d1 j3 ^9 ?3 f' v8 ]+ {( Y
They are so tasty./ G+ o) t5 H& g' z& e& P
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
: K0 s" a# d, ` Z W0 j8 @And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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9 a6 ?) y: q I9 g4 VEvery man should marry.
& ]/ o, t& D2 d% e. r; i0 e V( sAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in8 E8 @8 {- a c4 E
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/ `8 o$ z6 Y. \6 N- T8 e8 fThe wise never marry.
+ H, H7 ~5 N0 N& d* fand when they marry they become otherwise.- E' s; M4 D3 Y$ E% G/ u/ m
- N+ g% |* P" B; USuccess is a relative term.; [6 g4 t& M- Y/ U
It brings so many relatives.) @; K2 \+ U w% |8 A* Z
; Y' j% w! n9 X( ^) I/ j# ?Never put off the work till tomorrow
7 }! [! ?" V* q9 u Kwhat you can put off today.* E. N0 u1 f) t2 [
, ]/ ]/ o, `& O"Your future depend s on your dreams"
( O4 t8 F) P8 i0 u, C- dSo go to sleep! y- T$ ?% l1 b3 F* i
& k( J4 D% h; ] |There should be a better way to start a day! o) p3 e/ J7 o. g& d4 Z/ S4 X
Than waking up every morning
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) h3 ?+ J' S1 _3 t"Hard work never killed anybody"
" e1 ~5 v3 D' U$ O+ eBut why take the risk
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@6 w" y# P( U1 m) s2 J8 u9 E4 K"Work fascinates me"
/ K! U- `9 q/ o; @. L6 W$ |I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;+ j. s! V5 N% U g0 a
Thank God we can choose our friends.9 S2 b' Y4 |7 q t% G
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The more you learn, the more you know,1 q. c4 s! B0 l0 C: k2 [
The more you know, the more you forget
( |% y% A9 A0 I* w2 B( ^The more you forget, the less you know
) g0 Q$ c- ^* m. d9 PSo.. why learn.
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: X. ^4 N& N. F$ Z! J j% bA bus station is where a bus stops.
4 K. s9 Q/ t9 P* @- G2 J) I7 uA train station is where a train stops.+ ]6 ~" j9 ] [& G; o
On my desk, I have a work station....
# b8 H" X( z5 Q' ]2 n. awhat more can I say........$ W. D& @. q M5 `5 g; V
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