Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

" u) s! c6 d6 z1 I) z# KI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
6 z: R7 h9 q( H# n: j: A6 c% b) c9 e# v" mBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

+ Z7 {# P# [: I: u+ e$ k& ~Since light travels faster than sound,
5 a1 O: {- N( C9 w8 R, G! j/ ipeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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% s. u2 R3 ]1 Q. GMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
, ^* w! y" ]6 T) Q5 `. VAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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5 v. J! q: T  Z1 c5 W2 OEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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6 m& W  E9 K/ S8 TSuccess is a relative term.
+ j( B" E7 e) r1 Y2 H9 PIt brings so many relatives.
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2 B8 r" `, H3 V: A; INever put off the work till tomorrow
4 r1 T$ R, n5 d& F: i6 {4 Z! d: pwhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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+ r8 B8 P" y8 E# Q/ A2 v6 \3 SThere should be a better way to start a day
; X& L- V1 c5 V8 VThan waking up every morning
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8 D$ A) _2 u( X, ^: U- L$ V5 s, d"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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7 r( `; h7 c( e0 t! Z$ }9 {7 ^"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
/ w1 _+ Y' w& ^: ~) M, [Thank God we can choose our friends.
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3 a& F9 [, g  O( ]6 B  k; wThe more you learn, the more you know,
+ S; w; o% q1 Z* k/ dThe more you know, the more you forget
/ s0 T$ h' x: J% ?6 K. {( w$ `1 ^The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
; `- W) ^" u" aA train station is where a train stops.
! l2 y' q! g& H7 q, _On my desk, I have a work station....
9 {& }$ U  r! n; F/ lwhat more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
; p. C1 l% x/ m4 w3 Y$ u: Tlove it ^^