Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
1 g3 [9 V5 q1 D9 }+ M+ h) r. Sif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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, P9 N2 |2 r: q& t* B: W# II was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

  a( {8 K7 Q4 ]8 \" D6 I* g( }5 lPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

3 c+ e8 u& j% X2 l4 p  B$ ]- bIf it's true that we are here to help others,
" o3 i( q/ J5 z7 t8 a: p! |then what exactly are the others here for?

2 m5 G0 @$ A8 J/ fSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
- M( k/ `) ~/ C0 PThere's Mastercard & Visa.

: |1 g) w2 O, h( I7 k- g: MOne should love animals.
3 A. O5 w) u- b: t" |. F- l' A; XThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
8 U/ W' q2 E, K  FAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

' ]  k6 E8 n$ A- G8 F/ ?Every man should marry.
( G$ P" M/ T, A% b' H/ nAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
3 X0 r: D' M& v& }and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
) x1 k7 f/ c. @3 f1 A& L6 }% |' oIt brings so many relatives.

( A. O' m% \# G4 c9 B, G9 W- k) cNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
- A* C5 O( r8 {5 F: u4 TSo go to sleep

: Y* s; F+ C: a4 P# ]" |3 P4 GThere should be a better way to start a day
( O/ r1 N) k0 q7 D. Z2 rThan waking up every morning
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) J  j1 |! \  l. t2 ["Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
5 U7 ?) v. J( s3 {5 nI can look at it for hours
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$ N+ t+ }0 h0 GGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
1 S0 N$ v% o1 XThe more you forget, the less you know
0 G/ O( r. I" S* h1 C6 _+ DSo.. why learn.
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8 w; A/ g% l: R  B/ P9 N$ xA bus station is where a bus stops.
* W  m; w- f8 p* rA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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