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it is your fate but,
2 u/ u+ [3 a L& y* z3 tif your father-in-law is a poor man,
* J$ t% s: S' ~! Qit's your stupidity.
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; t, y& s3 b. g6 mI was born intelligent -
, j* Z' @) q0 neducation ruined me./ r h! _# J! E6 O) z* E
9 D" c3 l6 I1 a# t* i& a+ _Practice makes perfect....; n( z% t' s0 ^# o
But nobody's perfect......
) u) C/ S7 Y9 ^1 e& gso why practice?
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, U {% t9 r3 P& t+ D; L' cIf it's true that we are here to help others,, G% O) e, _! u& h+ a
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound," }. M8 J- V& l1 I, T/ y( Q$ u
people appear bright until you hear them speak.5 R, h! y- N6 d7 o
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?8 ^, l9 o# s; n& f+ _
2 u" c/ J3 \4 Q2 |" VMoney is not everything.
& e5 v& n1 R; @) mThere's Mastercard & Visa.6 l% _8 `5 K6 l. O. m8 }7 _/ _' T
& E7 n( Y/ K/ e! p- @One should love animals.. h/ z" T8 |$ D6 v' T, V
They are so tasty.
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' [* ~- X% f, l: z1 C& g& NBehind every successful man, there is a woman5 f& m' \( Q& v7 T
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.0 V. o8 i, s# ^* G: r; i- {
After all, happiness is not the only thing in" J9 e: ]$ @# P) s
life.
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The wise never marry.
6 [' J" e4 L( d) R# {and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
5 s; o7 `' ^$ bIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow+ `, m" I" c8 Y3 j
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"0 z; l* V6 W( E Q- j4 V
So go to sleep1 A3 X5 C+ Y. `# K9 J( e1 J
8 d T$ W0 {$ I) J; | CThere should be a better way to start a day2 z: D. d0 n: Y# B
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"9 ~$ {& ~* w1 C
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"1 l7 @0 r, r6 n' o
I can look at it for hours* P, j8 G; @) l! ] z. N/ d% @
1 l! a1 m8 w# P$ v5 o4 f5 j, |# VGod made relatives;! `9 E9 y: ^. `" W: @$ y
Thank God we can choose our friends.0 _( p3 _1 p$ ?4 R H& N. _% `
& _0 B& T" Z, C7 z3 Z D) E* HThe more you learn, the more you know,7 D; V& p3 \- N! i4 \ b" j$ ~
The more you know, the more you forget
8 C I) l8 s0 T ~" b* Q4 M1 sThe more you forget, the less you know& z( i. m( j. Y% `& p0 f
So.. why learn.6 W+ _" J7 P# U3 B# `- u$ b
) i4 ^+ J% v9 M- t: ~! Y) LA bus station is where a bus stops.5 Z5 y0 i5 _* k$ y& U! e
A train station is where a train stops.
J; e" z* s& O# n7 g' n+ [On my desk, I have a work station....
7 U% ^& j% I5 E! o# W& e. d( z8 @what more can I say........
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