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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,* h  a2 ^" N' t7 y& F3 G, w
it is your fate but,/ {8 d4 p1 p6 K% i5 K0 y6 ?1 J
if your father-in-law is a poor man,! t4 x1 z1 G7 T9 S
it's your stupidity.9 ^4 g" x6 i$ G- o. f8 m% X/ H, F

5 A, {; g0 Y* M9 Y5 jI was born intelligent -% E; D# d- S8 N+ M$ P: p9 G& b
education ruined me.- X- G. [6 w& I9 k/ F1 ?: ]) l6 N

+ v; x; q& h1 L* F% Z& B+ n( OPractice makes perfect....
' k% {" {8 `- {: l' j1 xBut nobody's perfect......6 c: U( ~- X" K7 P0 B/ j
so why practice?8 i5 h" @) L2 x# U, W9 ]; _/ R

& c6 |/ D( F0 v+ W! f& [. e' sIf it's true that we are here to help others,
7 r0 G: \4 V( Y9 `3 N- \+ D6 zthen what exactly are the others here for?  I8 L4 S* z" w2 r

/ G4 E1 p+ k3 c  Q6 h0 TSince light travels faster than sound,( {; K$ b" J% U2 T* K4 g* d
people appear bright until you hear them speak.: y1 h( m4 ~, R( S# L1 K
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?, j/ `/ |) P' J; S

& X6 h  [1 p  {# P/ n4 P! dMoney is not everything.* @' \+ O; d3 _% k2 i
There's Mastercard & Visa.7 J% D, E6 d& o' d3 X: @' n
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One should love animals.% Z( k7 P" U* j2 x. @8 Y
They are so tasty.
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( b1 p# w; u  o+ D8 Y* mBehind every successful man, there is a woman, N% ]- h  P& U* t
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two./ m1 n$ u- o! [( p& `

: t, s2 y7 B- a2 u% ]3 VEvery man should marry.
* n$ r) |; o* S) yAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
, w2 N0 D, f6 Nlife.
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; W/ N& b& C' K* g' O+ B4 CThe wise never marry.
& X9 Y' m/ x9 {4 kand when they marry they become otherwise.: O& M+ [7 U$ M, J% I

- r' j$ U/ n' y, \Success is a relative term.
$ s0 |2 C) g% {$ v& V- I6 s6 D5 @% SIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow3 e% h7 y9 A1 D
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"6 P# ]3 e# L: C" X$ {
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day& K1 k9 x# k6 C5 W8 ]$ o
Than waking up every morning6 I& K! _3 c/ C' X# Y3 ?

  j8 I, N5 ~+ i8 {: ~$ T# y"Hard work never killed anybody"
& Z$ Q% _: A' K& G& sBut why take the risk
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5 S# d( u3 n# g5 O"Work fascinates me": I& u! ~5 ^" U* v& A: C' w. s
I can look at it for hours
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- T% h" T" i2 ~8 v5 h4 [God made relatives;
/ o$ H# t  r9 T( _# CThank God we can choose our friends., A. V, e$ B2 ~

+ J: \# s) U& {9 EThe more you learn, the more you know,
# y! ~1 O9 W0 E* N* U/ ^# i% VThe more you know, the more you forget$ ^, M6 e) l; c/ ^/ c/ W$ H% K
The more you forget, the less you know
* p* c& {6 q) N7 r7 o7 dSo.. why learn.% ^9 w/ t' w# h+ }* b
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
8 g7 ?# T& J* `7 hA train station is where a train stops.9 W/ e% _3 d8 l+ p
On my desk, I have a work station....$ t, }! a- @) N0 g+ O8 L
what more can I say........* G$ w5 I1 s9 W! o# o/ E8 i+ R' @  F
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol
( w% Y; N! A& H: v$ Q# }6 dlove it ^^
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