Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
4 e. o; ]1 i% I; D7 w6 O1 gif your father-in-law is a poor man,
5 v4 E0 x- a$ E4 {, K" Lit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

6 @/ L1 r. m! u1 r, W4 V! OPractice makes perfect....
, z, O$ O2 @- B* YBut nobody's perfect......
. [& y3 a' `7 X' dso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
5 t7 V, [  }) ?$ z- ]# M0 dthen what exactly are the others here for?
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  z6 q. Y# T! L2 @9 z* ~Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

9 O3 p$ c* ^" |' @7 {+ ^" ?Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
& U% R# Q+ S2 DAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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. {! I. k! ^/ \% q6 X" R1 hEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
% U; H+ K$ g! l' J. @and when they marry they become otherwise.
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. R$ ~- g) L; e  `7 a1 F. ySuccess is a relative term.
# M9 D  {1 {9 w6 \9 P2 mIt brings so many relatives.

3 d5 j" j3 B) b' A$ yNever put off the work till tomorrow
$ y9 U1 p9 O8 j8 ^7 ]4 A! Owhat you can put off today.
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$ X. V  _' }2 y% S  F; ^"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
/ r# `/ N4 W- L/ k/ d, i( b; XThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
' U* A% o2 G7 a, RBut why take the risk

2 _+ o, {7 X2 l! w4 Z; {"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

& s. f" }6 E* `, j- ^6 AGod made relatives;
7 A0 [8 s6 |" E+ s) }4 ~1 wThank God we can choose our friends.
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/ a+ ?. b2 q% U2 SThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
! D% M3 W3 U9 w/ jThe more you forget, the less you know
! ]8 l: ^$ L7 F4 ^9 \0 ISo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
8 W, c" ?0 W, v: F: w! p- ^' YOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^