The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
) z1 ^( f( C/ b! KUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
/ i8 S7 q$ M- HHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
; q. P$ C( ?/ sabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
' {, a! V5 l7 ]  m+ A$ ywould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
3 P& H9 u$ X, m' {2 rWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
; I1 C8 }3 H$ Y; B% }baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
. R1 z: t$ u7 L* p# W; H  sJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
. C* k' \* V8 A- ~: s% z0 ?. T% klittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
- R" e$ I8 W+ D, P) M7 Khe see?'
8 ?4 R+ x, a: J4 z3 h'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
6 N% p& n* y0 h/ K0 [3 sneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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