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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.   V5 Z) f8 ~, r% m
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
! C- r* q7 i" ?% ?  ~- QWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
: P- ]( ]' j. F' I9 d8 @4 ]2 \family was invited over to see the baby.
6 v; ~' p( R% ]" F5 mBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
& [5 O& }6 p1 z/ {with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
" ^5 m  \1 D, q, I1 |% g( uHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything   S8 G5 a! z  L# p. l6 m
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
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Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ) }" A; `! B% q- V( t
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
' ]5 L4 o* T1 m( I0 E( hbaby.'* I% e0 M4 V# i9 h* O: k; ]
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. , q1 V' B  o* m+ B3 Q! W
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful6 F6 p& Y# e& N8 Y! x1 ^* K% o
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
$ q6 g: x+ x5 O( S; Nhe see?'
6 |8 C0 K4 a" t4 z; M5 C) o'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
0 r) X6 h$ \) U$ u( I he has 20/20 vision.'
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" w& }* X6 ~1 h# [* t. T'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he7 ^; h; O) D' Q! @+ ^# d1 a1 w
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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