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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 6 y9 t/ ]3 j6 m0 U" l  j
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
& j9 n5 z, s( i0 g) L" |When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's7 m! G4 o0 Z" k1 Z( r
family was invited over to see the baby. : |4 Z4 c$ y) q, E* ~, L4 t
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk0 M1 H) ]7 g5 l7 W3 S' T2 T
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.) {# h3 K: n) p0 {) _/ }' z* q6 u  o
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
, ?3 a+ S0 B( `* r. M% @about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
$ U5 B3 M0 O6 ~# T5 x' Owould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.1 Q  p( M0 Q( n% F" \+ i9 m+ a
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 6 Y' @) i; L1 i- p
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful9 u; |9 C. ?! o
baby.'4 U# X6 Q- K# ?% a( V8 k  z- Z
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
8 x6 D0 l9 z* y0 P( v6 B7 V7 L  u8 oJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
, `5 p3 v: G4 h/ ~$ h/ o5 L$ O5 @little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
: b  g$ R! t1 @. whe see?'
8 f# d( f5 m7 C) V'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said9 r2 h' [& V9 X9 W
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
; d- v, Q. ?" V( \* U0 g  H9 Bneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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