The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
- V# @; x9 |/ h* M: KUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
! Q' m# d8 ^3 {1 \, S% z1 X# gBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
/ t% ~) y8 F6 ]" K' AHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
0 M6 y7 X& j' @6 Q9 fwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
5 c- P6 J* y5 ~5 Z- A. JLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
3 [9 Z- a% U& _) h/ Z' I7 uThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
1 {" L/ H3 N" BJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
, G! e: ?! G4 P: @; O7 j# Jlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
! K! h$ I! [; d8 \  A' p, k# l" Hhe see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
3 ~% [8 u0 Q, U8 f0 b he has 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
) @) C5 H. W* `) n; Jneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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