The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
) j2 w4 N2 b$ _; G; R, h7 C6 iUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
3 [, m, J# k5 |! [# ^, T$ SWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
! I! J  d/ [* N! ]family was invited over to see the baby.
" m' f# |/ A3 [8 G! Y5 @Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
0 ~& \) L) r, I0 `: |0 s- y; X* Ywith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
. a8 V: I, l+ O" {! J/ ^His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
: [2 w0 ^$ K- p$ Y; a0 p3 _about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
5 }6 y! i% s0 f) X2 v. X' D. vLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
7 a$ h4 D* b& n/ Y0 L2 k: mWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
7 [5 S* ?7 c3 F1 k- d/ jbaby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
: r( _9 Y; |5 V4 b( lJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
: H( {9 y7 K) q: O; Q& j0 e'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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