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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 j" N# ~( ~3 A0 Z
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was0 D6 r0 Z% d3 d9 U8 t# }. i
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very( r2 k/ S5 Q4 X2 a8 O: U; o% m3 ]4 `0 ?; _
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; V; s; {; b$ @0 ]
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be& d4 S2 K. P- z7 d* a
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; M+ |5 Y% c; P3 K4 _
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
4 j1 |$ B9 p" [$ T( d) ], ?over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
$ I& m1 ^5 @8 ^' d; k2 ^whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# c4 w: D+ g0 C8 Oovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; R1 y" Y8 f) k1 o8 q5 M2 l; i
committed my life to her sister.
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0 g& ~% s3 c }( U/ q5 ~1 sWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
- G. N6 t+ K# ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards0 O0 |1 B+ m6 S& m+ w1 h1 }
my car.
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% o! G" K( {& FTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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$ ?8 o: U+ L; ^" ~- OWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and$ X! F1 g9 v' |% N% V1 J
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't# C' u( ?5 R8 E$ A c7 y2 Q
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 e. w0 y# |* J3 X0 c
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0 ~- u1 F' @1 b) x% F pAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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