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( w( }' @4 `+ X, E) rI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 V7 r& o6 t( C$ N M
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 H, w+ d7 }% Z0 t. ~3 d+ H$ monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( o/ v0 i, ]5 J1 { H* ]1 ^
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ H: y2 s0 L1 R; I8 utight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
2 K- [9 Z/ ^0 I0 Z0 }$ ^( F5 Fwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
$ j j- F/ C6 E0 B5 V9 S) }deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
& ?3 e7 ]+ f1 n6 m& ]+ c& gover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
# X8 z5 f: |6 {( a3 pwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# f* ]' g2 a/ Q7 h% J4 W5 L2 q6 rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
. E; H8 m8 Z+ F/ ocommitted my life to her sister.
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) F1 K4 N8 ^' v$ d2 H1 C( cWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! E, y# ~! f; {' |0 R* f9 |$ Wsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild% h, j% o8 P4 v/ u
fling, just come up and get me."6 d: d. c! G; }; a+ J( }3 Y4 p
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ \) b! h& j" e/ b1 A: F
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards8 r2 M, d- T M. J& ^. U
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. l, C* r; b. g8 s0 oTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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T9 L" U7 @2 n: C" {/ FWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: j7 B- G/ y* y. B/ ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
: q2 b9 U2 z) a: G9 Q# `ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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" d$ ]) @" s) U0 Y# |4 Y+ x' gAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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