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2 k2 [$ }+ v* _3 D9 V9 BI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. V) _1 \8 a. B2 @/ c$ i z
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was2 l. O, `6 q+ D* R) {! z
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.; \. @0 @. n7 y2 r) n
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_# P9 j+ ~$ MMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 G$ w* Y) s& K/ d6 btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down F* S" i" L( }. T% f! L- z& h
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be( j @& J$ }. \1 ?$ c: i" a
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 ^; E0 g) y* { I' Y: r
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1 A" [6 G4 o; y. }$ e6 y5 l# T5 eOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" G5 w+ ^8 F( O0 C
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she2 S3 R8 h2 g) w3 J# e1 o+ ^. M
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't: q. _% l: i7 F2 M
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and) b. c8 q! T1 I0 B( K
committed my life to her sister.; D! \6 l. ?* ?6 N4 M5 s v$ t; V. [% f
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She5 P. j* p: z7 h: t% p4 W9 {) G! T
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild: j5 K) Z) E3 ~! Q, b/ Q
fling, just come up and get me."
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6 D- u3 j( @9 u; ^' N1 ZI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
0 I8 W3 t! g h P/ A9 [the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
% f1 t$ `. M4 Istraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
& b$ f# ]* k: V" X0 I) y8 ^9 Smy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing m0 Z/ S2 `+ Z3 g; @0 m& ^) t
outside, all clapping!5 [2 P+ v* T" P0 q7 U$ X
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
; J% F# @5 C! w8 A3 Lsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 E [/ Y. x2 s- w5 ~
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."7 P y! D _; {/ W; K3 w6 p
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4 o" N+ v$ A: O; s! YAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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