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THE WEDDING TEST) W0 u. i* E. o; k: Q& u2 q# r6 h
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 N. w) L- r9 h' f
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come4 y# D2 k2 C3 U( l
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she! t$ T: |% r; @: E
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
; l1 h- r% q8 @1 _8 M$ @" ~overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: k' l$ Y) ~. {; D6 Scommitted my life to her sister.
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4 g' U0 p3 _3 I8 o5 }5 Q% F1 VWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% H t8 n+ b' ]/ `' ]
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards/ l: i( Z+ h* c
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* }& b3 q5 Y: c8 M+ n/ x0 e# wTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 f6 t5 ? \& w1 Z2 x
outside, all clapping!
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/ [% B/ g7 s9 \$ T6 l' N3 D! ^+ q7 OWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
2 x! S6 E/ s `$ z- f" B: r+ vsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( |6 C7 i5 E5 d6 k
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": x0 n4 K2 @, j7 H
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your4 o3 ~* d2 u: @$ w" `0 B0 d
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