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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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& x }% D/ l3 G7 u6 yMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# c6 L" ?" W7 F1 F: `
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down J! n1 q3 X/ F' W9 H! l) G+ g: t; K
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
3 i, h9 U, D" z9 V; L3 |deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 Y( b9 a3 ? L; c% f2 W
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ l( Q C( Q. R! s3 P7 B( T* o/ p; i
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
1 {: j' e. r6 B. q5 H+ Zwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
+ Q. x! h* d: E0 Bovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
& G% i" x) S! i/ D7 ncommitted my life to her sister.# T( X. s! u4 S4 D
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4 ]- A3 g% X$ S4 q# m+ K! sWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
9 V" a1 C4 f R; q' [" Esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild! W! Y7 k: y$ d, I% d+ {$ v
fling, just come up and get me."* e6 d5 s, B- u' Z* J' w8 f- [
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
# g6 B ^1 U+ Vthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
1 Q) d) j: e/ \( T/ e1 T8 P# \( Z, M1 Hstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
4 k- _9 K+ ^2 i2 W/ k6 mmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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& s% ?; t9 ~' [$ WWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and2 E6 K* A9 L' Q2 e
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't! h1 M6 H q) w- z! T# @6 j; p
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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# q$ Y: q; V. Z9 @2 xAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your8 N6 c8 s7 p3 B6 D& Q3 n" o- e
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