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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
8 Q& Z9 @$ Q' [! g3 G. |) P- hhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
" a. c# B) n! O" m$ qonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very6 R$ {* g; U) \$ ?' W% w/ l
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' g \% K4 K# A3 c( ]
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be% |3 x- h+ u: \9 A2 J1 l4 O0 |
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. r9 G. n8 L% _0 P+ c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
. g3 B8 ^; Y, e3 S3 gcommitted my life to her sister.
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9 e* {) |6 E* I3 bWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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3 c5 T$ _0 i, t6 R `* v/ I$ ?. A" SI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards* X2 f% f4 A1 f0 B0 h
my car.* h0 x: J% o M3 Z, J, w# _
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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0 {& x7 F* N3 S6 ~/ N. r" EWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 D+ i7 j8 x6 H7 F# ]
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't* p2 O" I! S Y1 B( I- m! q: k
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."- A0 l! ]- d( K m
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your) v& R2 @7 R) L3 H! d$ s/ [
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