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你可以这么想:世界上有三种人,男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓,女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。' Y6 ]# `3 B' ?* J- n
engineer是需要学很多东西,原理,但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。
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; O( [8 a/ z# z: {( b6 |% QSymptoms that you are Engineer
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April 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
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( _$ U0 U. A7 C' B; c4 e( \/ {You might be an engineer if…
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0 U& o2 \, N8 }/ s3 oIf your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight) p0 S- W# G: g+ e! O! Z7 f
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they" f6 G$ t* ^% \4 H1 J- p3 I
work
$ V4 J1 k; V7 K1 Q/ W3 V' eIf your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
9 k& \2 w, C' w7 }* C; T9 n L5 gIf you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
* J, m) U @% s: }& {4 J; L. CIf your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner* t$ g6 d' i# j1 Y8 T; R5 A
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie4 I% Y( Y+ O5 w1 }, T0 l( m
If you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas& j$ D, x0 c E% w8 Y
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
4 Y. K! L% Z, L1 |" p* e5 M: e! i( ?9 ?If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
2 @9 S, X, T+ P# s q: Zdecimal point in the right place
0 K9 @! k! i7 tIf you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car
' I- R) s5 J2 Z! g& qIf you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
; w" M* d' ?. L- E& Vhanging coats and taping ducts
+ F2 h* W, C" ^* @1 F( I FIf your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest+ B4 ^# g+ T& z
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies$ w2 _' l0 f+ x6 u0 ]
If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area- Q" [* p i$ K( _" j7 C9 M
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a. j! v; [7 B$ h2 Y
test that actually takes five minutes to run
# ^% s/ `. y8 c- U& W9 \0 q( _# iIf you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is, B, ?' b* D( S/ }7 z
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
+ `( r+ y9 ]4 KIf you know the direction the water swirls when you flush N! C+ r5 F) Q: O
If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s
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* `1 {6 [: b6 P8 S% Q/ o! B; eIf a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the. G% b/ ]5 U0 e& P- M
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
. R8 S z" k6 M# U5 BIf you are currently gathering the components to build your own
, M1 H* I& J& Tnuclear reactor
" H0 W$ a) ]) D6 ]6 E; YIf you have never backed-up your hard drive/ q7 L) [- D( J, h
If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
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If you truly believe aliens are living among us1 c& J, {0 q- ]9 o1 ?
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance1 ]& \: h" p- |: A( F2 p" G+ c
If you see a good design and still have to change it
/ z6 U: H+ C% m/ YIf the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your
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" R6 m" F, p6 \: [) }+ g" MIf you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
: U* C# e3 m4 ^( R XIf you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your3 q" W' g: w, _2 _7 ^
automobile tires, J, p' b& N' T0 F
If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
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( H: o: E' G# b* S' O2 oIf you need a checklist to turn on the TV3 Z& Z) w+ U) z Z
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name9 [) e5 K6 |9 v% O
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you
1 R* U: o- M# F% m8 o6 R( Z% Drush up to the front to fix it
9 \5 ~4 ^/ E) r0 m0 lIf you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary) L8 T0 h% }+ {2 Y; E6 O
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel2 { F+ E! |2 V* f9 ~" Z7 x( Y7 n
and have seen most of the shows already; P( ?, }* G0 a( f' N) X2 ^
If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV' [1 z) K# i, p5 C8 } ?
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew8 a# E) u( {7 g* o* u
up thinking that was normal* t. n8 I+ l, v5 F8 U' k3 D' h8 D
If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what, N1 q: d( E" ?2 ]1 N9 y! I: P+ b g
size screw driver to use. V* `1 @- |/ e$ C( Z( [
If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
* b4 H5 w9 u) w0 x" ehandwriting$ P# d, ^" [, U2 [% _: R& V4 \" p
If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time8 A# J; ~" E8 T
this week
' K& O& X# k2 t0 gIf your checkbook always balances
9 a3 C; p- _) Y. F7 \0 ^If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
+ J- M/ j. l m# `: z9 L8 fIf you have more friends on the Internet than in real life$ _3 f0 X' Y+ p) n* S' v2 i' s
If you think your computer looks better without the cover
4 _: @5 U$ P7 NIf you think that when people around you yawn, its because they
h( {4 T/ }( x4 J* ldidn’t get enough sleep
: z) y" K2 q; WIf you spend more on your home computer than your car
: u3 q* Y& x) u3 S4 CIf you know what http:// stands for- f7 n5 P! C. G1 h# t
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to: O* \/ d% |" g0 N
explain atmospheric absorption theory.) o$ ?0 v( _5 \& |$ i
If your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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