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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.7 ^3 a9 [4 @; C. Q& c
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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L& Z: l" y* OWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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! v0 w9 _6 D( B; iSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"7 ?9 @, S. i* f$ U7 P( n4 `9 g, ^5 i
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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