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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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9 s8 Y; U+ w! a5 k# p5 y% @8 }You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?5 W5 `9 V9 I0 Y4 M9 `
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"4 \: N2 L( e2 V
8 b, o! \/ ]5 Y0 s8 DSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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