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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.1 D4 P# N8 ~) W# ]; @
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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3 Z) W# [' M! F: J% nWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"0 d9 z Z/ |( {3 F
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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# Y- Q+ u: Q( v! B: c1 H.... and that's when the fight started. |
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