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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN0 O1 L# s; N2 w! ?: q1 @" l
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3 a$ f1 t9 b- @1 B# a% j5 L WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.+ H$ Z; V! W( D! ]$ n( {8 G3 f
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.2 v( w7 O. F. f0 H- T
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.") c: E1 E7 H" B# t
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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2 w6 ?( _, h6 Q& P2 h, r& m j THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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8 c5 u- H. A( s! r z' ^6 D THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.6 T# S4 a7 G) u
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' I) [& N; q _8 y NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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9 i4 i! f4 ?6 ?! y IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.* t! ^0 [) I2 y7 ?
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR; x) G8 o. L5 Y2 R
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/ [( ]$ q4 y' h THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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) Z2 X9 J* b( [ O THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A& H! h0 y. Q: E2 U2 i3 _; T# E
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