Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


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1 L( f* U9 P; E; G1 M) `: b% _- E THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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7 e2 X4 r* y1 i& c* |4 s SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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, o; s! _9 A1 \$ \+ i THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


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