Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN7 |$ b" f( d1 ~: h4 x' ]# t6 s- s9 ?+ w
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.. f$ ]& s, q" L) {

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0 r/ F! M7 g( g; z SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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: H- t  ?7 x/ o& X THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.+ B$ s4 {0 r, e! U

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .+ q/ J$ m+ B4 J' o/ q! T" G; R

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.& b7 |& u2 x: B
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. @  [$ b% d9 ^0 }- e( C* Q I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."" w0 F0 O2 c' c7 S. y, P) U: O% O

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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' n- o; w2 I. l6 e3 H/ ` THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,0 }3 m4 g6 Q" j) s' X* k( Y6 P  ]: j

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."0 l' j9 @+ X, N/ A8 m
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* V8 i# v/ }% j THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.* C8 z1 y$ Z* \' B* {
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2 b. D  ]; G: v: n/ `5 l! J NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS, L6 l0 l* z; ^0 I
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IMPRESSIVE..
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" i% g0 ]$ W( V0 o9 }& R3 k7 s5 H  d SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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0 c/ W9 d+ v; o; S2 _4 R- p SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR) u: ~2 ~( E1 y
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END.
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% s2 `4 X- W- S) ~( k! ` THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A8 C- ?8 j7 u! ~- [- I5 [/ ~
FAX!!"

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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