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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 0 t7 S: V2 o) f1 V2 C4 b
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................) b7 B$ l$ G& `% W( }! J. G
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 4 n; g$ e6 d! h8 `. l, \
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. $ k" g( K, z/ [* L* Q
) ~! ~$ L |# t6 eGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 5 M( _+ Y* G& A, D7 ^
: H- Z; d) X0 N5 z3 t" a6 h8 V" C1 T'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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