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' i! l& J( T, w: Y) v2 P! R, ?; C; Q'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' " b: [5 U2 {, s% g; V. e
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 0 R, v X+ l, i: ~: e" p
/ T' g7 u9 H v& d, m3 t \2 q: t i'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'0 B, h* _$ x0 B7 x, Y6 A
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................; c$ m/ V+ G: L) o) S
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' , C: E7 g/ H; w* q
8 H g* y c. q8 o' v'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 5 G0 o: d, y- x
% O1 i! W9 x* H( F9 N9 lGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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