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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' . h% S4 m# J# Z j U' ~
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' - X* w/ C; z( M) Z6 x# }/ J
H+ z: U1 y+ L/ q% l" f'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................" G$ u/ {3 H3 Y7 m1 f4 K
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 3 ^; \3 N9 I8 }* w7 h% Z
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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/ l6 ^( P' E, C; d4 VGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' & F/ ~% \" n$ i
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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