Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
* \3 I) V& `+ ~! d" h7 gIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- |7 U+ X5 G% nIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

0 u& H5 ^5 u6 @" {If you cry, you're a wimp.
: q0 S0 p/ J9 @If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 x. A, O6 f1 c: q# ^9 aIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

, i( T6 }7 J% a  F' lIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ N6 W/ i/ _/ f$ e* X  y+ M. _If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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& g. A6 b  E: ~% RIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& f2 W4 ^4 }2 q1 a: |& N6 jIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
# B) W4 F; p' mfeeling sorry for the guys~