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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.$ s5 }/ L$ A- T- S/ W6 R3 u
" \6 g) V; t- Z( y& BIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.0 y- P: f: I- X$ k* X, `! v8 _
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.2 T& b# N% d. S3 D
0 }4 s4 z, p: \+ V7 ZIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.8 z B. C" e' m" k/ B4 _* L8 o9 ]" X
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 J2 X6 P5 ], N5 t' ~# E5 ^If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.& L9 a3 G! T) ~( ^& `: p4 ]9 J' V
% Z8 Z) j1 P0 @7 ?! o$ g/ x! HIf you cry, you're a wimp.
6 @2 d; X! b8 `$ [& LIf you don't, you're insensitive.2 E/ U4 Y: A8 t H
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
! f3 d: x$ v3 K' `% X% V' A9 YIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
0 X$ e& e% t$ E7 zIf she asks you, it's a favor.9 P3 w# J# h; r2 f" D; ]; p8 m. \6 h
+ I# t. z8 B8 Z. o: c$ P8 t- D' h# cIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
' U, |# M8 V" M: rIf you don't, you're a slob. }$ X1 S1 G7 H+ Q8 N% l9 l& W
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
$ |( w9 N- z) P) ^" D5 RIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' N" H7 m) _; ^! \9 ~, o/ L9 r+ s, xIf you're not, you're not ambitious.4 m/ h6 b V0 o9 f
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 t1 N8 d5 D7 u; ~! }If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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