Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
4 e, ]2 ^/ ]8 {0 ZIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
4 [$ [! a: @( rIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

. |% U8 [0 e( c" |9 |8 P7 l& sIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ k+ x' E* L, pIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
/ l/ R1 Q4 C- CIf you don't, you're insensitive.

( ^- G3 r# K6 V5 J! J* |If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
  A" i! X) \3 o' f- vIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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# o) Y9 G" ?* J! A0 [If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
# Z: W, B  N( IIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( u8 ^2 [, Z9 ]# _9 b- cIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
& ~  |+ }" v' I# k5 P( L2 pIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, Q+ ?, n8 h6 S6 ~1 iIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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) E5 O: O  w1 F" l, O/ m3 RIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~