Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
9 w+ f7 F4 ^5 a+ @1 dIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, J7 u3 Z7 Z  \3 N9 Q0 Z7 xIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# D6 W1 C8 G# r5 V& T, F& SIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

4 V0 H) W4 S3 KIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
/ f" N% ^+ h9 \4 u- `/ KIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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+ y  G, ]9 p3 r" l% L9 q4 `8 m* sIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
  u/ R3 H/ O* C. @; LIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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  p! f1 h1 k" n* E- I6 GIf she has a headache, she's tired.
% w) }. G6 y* z1 T5 GIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~