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4 B* t5 l4 n) n8 L cIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.2 ]7 f; |7 n- k
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better./ j- q. }1 I9 K% c
/ @, m! e; ~8 Z% x0 oIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism./ v) N8 y6 h% j, }0 c$ u+ {0 @
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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6 J2 ?" h; q* T9 C$ hIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment." s5 ]# L5 b) d
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.; |, a7 V6 L O: X0 U* {
( Z) j, K( r% G: s8 KIf you cry, you're a wimp.0 J: A6 t* f1 T/ o
If you don't, you're insensitive.# \! [7 Q' ~) ^0 S+ k
$ U* J/ T: `2 v% Q" q5 L: K. {If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
" n' X" g0 d4 sIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.# ]4 Q; y' D/ ~ w$ j7 X1 ?" g: M$ P
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.+ z% k( r' S% H; k, u0 B
If she asks you, it's a favor.7 A2 x& v0 q3 u! K0 s/ { \9 ?! o
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
* ]+ ^, X7 Q+ S. O5 o1 IIf you don't, you're a slob., g# _& e# L+ ^, d; l$ ^
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.( y* A9 n6 E' C9 u1 c9 x2 i
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.9 j5 K* |/ g6 L& R. F/ n2 g
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
+ `; T" f! l; T! A1 B( `8 b2 EIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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