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7 k, Q! `8 |8 E+ W6 @( _If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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" [7 N9 F) R' K( Q5 UIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. r, Q& ?" g; D3 P6 n4 t
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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# U5 L+ `$ K& e: D& eIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.- B# K; U. I( e# {+ @3 \
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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8 r. ~0 u. T7 |' ~- s n8 d& u4 g% sIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! o* P4 s- X$ _: v' Q# K) I; IIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.5 V! }& F2 D! \2 t2 `: G# B
" t6 x" o/ O) S: J2 Q S, JIf you cry, you're a wimp.* _5 J9 D& g; v: ^* n) i
If you don't, you're insensitive.- o0 [' Y- y5 z" f2 z7 D; A
! p6 h# x H8 q9 w* F& mIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.: ~, d G) A1 l: Z% ?: Q
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.. S; K/ t2 D. z
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# o8 p+ p; W8 U+ u
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.5 f) b3 s) c, v/ }1 h% D5 N4 H
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.4 f, y& e" ~5 X) p# W
0 K/ k* d% I! B" e% cIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.1 s E3 ~+ \0 p! ^2 u/ t
If you're not, you're not ambitious.7 o2 n' o: C B% e" d4 V! U1 ~
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
4 n1 l, H/ }, }- I9 T- TIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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