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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.# g# t8 @; g; A

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Man
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Mrs. has
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Male
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in it;
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Madam has
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Adam in it;
) o! p" y) I0 G8 _9 ]4 [2 r! q9 tNo wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...( }" U9 |/ m6 s0 p2 F! _
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I never looked at it this way before:

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  
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MEN tal breakdown
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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发表于 2008-5-13 10:30 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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