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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
1 t! K3 H9 R" Mher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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$ J# O, V( c' u) |6 k The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to' q5 p6 H( h, Y
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
! w) ]( D2 v/ P$ H- @ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they. A+ R9 ~! V& G- f2 T
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
# |& K9 I$ V6 E5 |think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'2 s L+ S9 N+ V* ?8 H
2 F. s# K% `; O 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just- }. ?( n) u5 w0 f& l: H$ t
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
! X& i3 `$ W8 ^ n. wshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
