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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with* K8 @) A6 P2 K e
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the! X4 p) s0 z, J' ]
entrance.. _8 U! H# o, H* W
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
; ^4 f/ k, x% |; {9 [3 H9 H9 b5 HWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'0 j1 x; z; |! m, l3 @+ A! W
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
$ [: \' v: D6 L; q' j7 C7 pain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you4 f1 ~ p9 o+ J- M+ o
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just! B- G" v% W4 D L+ {$ U- v7 ^9 J
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
! f3 y$ M% N. ^% cshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
