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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with% w' o4 W3 y7 G2 ?) I. K" \
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the& K8 ?+ o) ]" f, ]. F; o
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. D9 Z! W- Z( c The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
9 o& p- X* A" Z. S) v8 wWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'1 b+ H, K" m+ Q7 M0 k k1 y
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
* n: ]0 }* z: {* o% Kain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you! o! `$ v. c! [6 @
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'. t) C" U* b4 _+ L
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
' x2 ~" e1 J5 j7 j( i! ocouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for1 s' i; t. S3 {) f: _
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
