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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with7 v( a+ s. b# u" O8 ?4 P+ ~
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the. e$ \$ @& i) u: M: A3 O
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to. u2 \! d3 Z, b9 L, D
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
* c, p2 \6 V7 n0 D) ^: L W The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
" E8 t3 _# J4 Hain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you4 f5 `: H; d- ~- A
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'5 o3 E+ V0 q1 z. D3 H; H U
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just( m% `% F- I- g% B, U/ s
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for( J& B. f& T! j! q
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
