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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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entrance.
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5 r+ {4 \6 o/ D8 O, V/ z The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to. l" [' [# C( x, g7 J
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
, d! A! E; Y8 r$ b The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they' Z8 }* J( |! _
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you9 b& ]* a" g v" r
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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6 d8 m4 b7 o4 p9 s4 E5 H 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just, Y) L" ]: B& t, ?1 l$ C9 T# S
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
; u5 g, i0 Q, b6 n! eshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
