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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with2 b3 l5 Z( E3 R' y' e# W; l
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the6 ?; {5 h8 O! ]* b) c/ l0 e9 |7 H. e
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
* d' j- `: \# T8 `! d# vWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
4 H, A% i; |5 ?& q( ^4 ^7 C The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they/ _3 E9 u3 P5 v1 J, {
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
9 ]# i% U( a/ D6 P! ithink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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/ H) J0 T: T) B: q 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
, s$ W6 n2 t* {- }couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for) W6 |: @) c& F
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
