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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with8 a, {! C/ F7 z
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
+ S) _& L5 t, H0 z- oWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'6 M. v2 |% }( x( t
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
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think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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, _1 o( A* z- b 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
; X/ G+ j% i8 M" P2 d% M' |# ?, ^couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for2 Y) O* f* ]6 L
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
