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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
9 q* [4 D) E1 L3 P/ BAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 3 G* r# w/ }4 c0 V
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: 9 X/ J$ X7 v! I/ v3 y
All Makes Combined
( m6 B! W0 `+ p( W" xA Major Cost ' ?' ^5 c* }) }
A Mutated Car
% Q' W' }$ A+ |A Morons Car & F) O6 u* Y6 h
Another Major Catastrophe
5 [6 j9 V: K) nA Man's Car
* @7 S8 d9 N8 L4 `3 t/ V0 SA Miss Conception ( j5 e9 I) a1 s# U
All Muscle Car
3 ?* K8 Z( J. f. ?/ S* GAll Most Car 4 E6 R. ?$ Z& `/ F
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 6 Z0 d4 @6 c" n& u# o
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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% ]! |* A: D2 c6 s' F- C Z# y4 @Always Unsafe Designs Implemented " J4 D" T7 _% J1 W* Y
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
* u" {9 ]" F5 B. D# VAutomobile Under Demonic Influence 1 {$ G* G' q/ @7 I
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention ! S. P3 X0 s# m; a7 c5 `/ I
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
. b& @/ F, [/ D7 i1 a$ D8 {( SAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 8 J5 A' C8 c s* x' J* _
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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- y2 `+ T7 l C) J8 @2 [BMW: 5 N4 n+ u8 o* P
Big Money Works
6 m* V% s- U; W9 oBought My Wife : n; `! L! Z ]9 O2 p: B, O* n
Brutal Money Waster
9 M* |2 D, [6 h3 c u: QBreak My Window
/ v' o( b( Z4 j9 U4 tBreak My Windshield
' N. v% @; l7 IBabbling Mechanical Wench
' p6 e i' N" |2 M# GBeastly Monstrous Wonder
. h' i; l) R% T- `, [* MBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
3 D. d- b! S8 {3 u" MBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
& v5 u( u; Z; x" ]4 t% fBarely Moving Wreck
: Q8 U9 ^# x7 L+ LBig Money Waste * I; C& y# {, L8 T
Big Money. Why? + x9 q; h' b) c: C: k
Big Money Works 5 z/ N! P# B6 m* E) x, T
Born Moderately Wealthy
& ^0 Y U$ \9 F( M( dBreaks Most Wrenches ! q' g: }! Q' w/ L9 E) ?7 p4 G- b
Bring Many Wrenches
5 z0 u& r, x4 K5 ]! m* BBrings Me Women
0 d* A# Q S" W4 z. l# r h; fBrings More Women 1 _! i, W, i4 E1 x8 Z( ?
Broken Money Waster
9 x$ Q/ h8 K( W }Broke My Wallet 4 |: {+ X/ c& H) c- \6 @! \
Broken Monstrous Wonder - P. x Z+ y, h; e
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
! o% R% p8 R, J3 t$ F' W* h2 YBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
8 S1 T# x4 u: A) q! `/ I) x2 V& MBavarian Manure Wagon 4 ^; _, k" ^1 L
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BUICK: 0 p0 B4 B3 P/ E
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer # \' B5 A- J( ]" p8 G
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King ) I% u7 L! Q! m! }* a0 Y2 r
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Camaro: - w1 s7 B/ x( C" W5 j5 T
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? * F' J) b8 z7 g, O* X
Can't America Make A Real One?
! s2 ^' A" v6 v$ p; I" A) v. OChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
2 w3 ]; H3 M6 ]3 `5 _Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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8 X* v9 _( k/ v X' N4 z% `! iCHEVROLET:
, D* f- u) @; s. z, B o/ \Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ) S- M, b! c! e
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time # X1 W: o, M$ i* ?# A( Q
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time " c7 @. c: N2 C1 J5 _# W. N. V8 l }
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
3 s9 S2 M) C9 m5 ]6 R2 ]Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology * i" N- u" K. I" F1 N& v
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DODGE:
4 o9 @- X1 K& ~& N! z, |* kDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 1 V; S8 d% h, {. `. D% _2 c
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater * K* t. e0 j$ Z0 G2 I( p
Dead Old Dog Going East # i9 g" a" [: u4 k7 J; k! P
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
' s' L9 [8 j- u3 @8 o0 \% zDead On Delivery, Go Easy
8 ?9 ~: f. G, u! g7 e, J3 ]0 aDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 4 [; X: D. R0 X
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 8 w9 C+ j7 r2 L" G' \5 U+ r) J, t
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment - Z7 a3 E' i. r7 ~
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: % a7 m) O( W/ u6 j y
Every Day Something Else Leaks % Y8 H2 s0 P& V' h
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
& j- z1 ^: r# z! O$ TFailure in Italian Automotive Technology % F, D, _% L$ I q3 d
Fix It Again, Tony
2 E: o$ |) j% M' |5 o1 Z' _Fix It All the Time
# F5 T" P, _0 Z0 l/ S$ uFound In A Toilet
) k, n/ U P) _2 Z2 j! Z# JFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
& w% ]* B p& R6 `8 NFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 5 U0 p9 O4 G0 b- P" M
Fix Or Repair Daily
d) S, ` M, ~% OFound On Road Dead
. F/ E: T& o8 V" l( `( y" VFast Only Rolling Downhill
% T& E! T S# a; tFirst On Race Day & \8 O) z8 k+ f/ j: D
First On Recall Day 9 E. C. `- a# _7 x
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
S: E! C3 ]+ v0 X: XFails On Rainy Days
! ?- F7 E2 [) D( H6 M H: PFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 6 J+ y/ T+ X8 g4 L7 b1 @
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
, }3 Y7 G5 r- J8 bFault Of R&D 2 D8 o. p5 q4 n# t
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
' G! E. p9 T0 S/ yFireball On Rear Denting 5 |# x" \) G7 ^, C+ R0 G4 ^
First On Road to Dump : \9 X1 c2 G( g/ F! q$ y( N0 C
First On Rust and Deterioration 5 @& g; G! G& ?
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
3 ~2 s8 B6 G- K) H& b0 ^+ UFlipping Over Results in Death ) |1 f. D( f8 T6 D6 M; ~* @- K
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
% C& c' g, o7 p- q" g% l. dFollow Our Rusty Dogsled ! o% @# L9 e6 P/ S) o$ z T
Foot On Road Decelerates
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Formed Of Rejected DNA " ?0 C8 H+ i9 ^0 f( M
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
% k D% Y$ |$ P# q, }Forward Only; Reverse Defective , M7 ]1 i1 B% g; n# k9 V+ v2 ^
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ; |! S& g: }; U$ _6 N5 c
Fork Over Repair Dough 3 y9 P% M; ~, p. h! n, W# L& x
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
4 @2 j* T. Z. b$ x! N( SFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
" c' `8 \: ~6 q2 N' `4 CFree Or Reduced Drastically
( ~$ z' {( k4 p! u# fFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
- w" `' P8 z5 i1 d7 ?" y. Q6 ~Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
2 C0 c8 {# r z0 HFunny Old Rattling Dump " f6 t& v) O! M' s, m$ O
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) - t$ l+ j$ @1 E# \; u) h! ?8 x
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 8 G0 A3 T9 k3 I7 v
Found Out-Right Dangerous 1 ^! U* d4 g* B" _! d! A
Future Of Racings Delight
* X! k0 V8 p# z+ x: U" E# D4 _(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ' c: x( R' U0 {
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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3 s- } N! I9 W$ A( g3 X% [Lacks Total Dependability
7 J! N! B! r FLots To Do ! a, Z( @3 S- _$ i/ F( ^
Looses Transmissions Daily $ b4 j1 b- [% V/ X# Z8 K f0 o2 f
2 l3 E' e7 W" o$ V+ WGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked + T' ^+ ?5 v3 a- v( `2 l7 x
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General Maintenance
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" G. b% e0 q7 _( e5 P0 A/ h5 WGarbage Motors 7 V: q! n0 J# c. X8 @ {4 [* e
Generally Miserable # k, v# R& L7 s
Grossly Misconceived
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Good Money $ [+ @8 O d, r! \+ g2 k
Goofy's Manufacturing
5 J, q$ k* k2 C! r' E. ]/ o- lGone Mental
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GMC:
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Garage Man's Companion
/ ?1 ?2 i3 ]7 i7 s6 d5 l( SGotta Mechanic Coming? 0 j! h/ S* m$ E
Generally Mediocre Cars 6 t- s/ f( ]/ Y1 o4 p
Get More Chicks
1 e$ t# k- [" c' A( D$ |' [7 bGets Mechanics Crazy 7 P0 A4 H: |# |% [8 e
Gods Mechanical Curse
6 y, A( }% A' t. w/ }0 kGot More Crap
3 q" t% n& `; H' \Great Mountain Climber : K7 `, R! [! a) ]
Great Motor Car
0 F/ Y' l4 C. ^3 a7 A: KGod Made Chevy
! \* F$ \! L$ e) R) ^& rGood Moron Car
5 m* ]* u# @, A& R; {5 K1 }1 ?; R" KGot Mine Cheap
9 f1 A8 E# K4 d, x. o7 WGet My Checkbook % A& `+ g; \0 H+ ^; Q j
Gone Mad Corp. ! t9 E2 Y: a1 J) y6 S' E
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- w: _& `- I1 oGas, Tires, Oil : S6 y1 I( F# D+ c! A9 m& M
Get Tools Out
: V% F% y4 q- E% PGet To Onramp 6 ~7 c- m9 F4 _, G( d5 z7 [$ O
Good To Own & b w% {1 e8 @* F
Get The Others & c* a, l2 i3 V' K" b
Generally Trashed Out
7 B0 ^1 R# h9 x7 zGood Time Out ) l/ R- Q9 v$ w
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: $ _4 q8 B/ ~* R; _) n* V
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything & z1 c( \1 w+ V- s( c1 ], m
Had One Never Did Again / Q/ T* ?- [+ {
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
5 g* P: b8 E4 t& t8 xHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles # J( A) }1 U) K1 V* c
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 9 O- H0 y8 k9 q q: g
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration . J* ^4 \- U& X$ \9 M# {! R
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ) }3 ]1 m/ z9 M2 j: n0 |7 P P
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes . [5 J+ ]; [. O9 J7 H4 G7 i/ f; [
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ' D: _3 }# ]( c, Z7 k
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JEEP: + p3 U0 E1 w3 g! [
Just Eats Every Part
; {7 L3 ?; y+ nJust Empty Every Pocket
( i7 U4 H( z3 A1 ]/ g9 RJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
& Y" N1 `4 H" i; F. iJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 7 h) c2 b1 v$ j& d. J" `: t3 T
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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" z* c2 m- U# J8 {' P; h4 B, TKick It Around
/ M5 p% g/ X3 A: p+ AKick It Again
+ D" ?# h, x. EKilled In Action . K. v, i) @" B5 N. D a
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious * N. y; q# l: I2 T
( K) J: {" x% a# u5 d5 r3 R/ ~MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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! C9 B6 Y% C4 C, z. Q3 bMoney Guzzler
2 w8 e2 K; p n; P; ?# NMostly Garaged - M% j' z. ? R$ k3 V5 u) ?' e
Major Goof
; @3 y' P0 m2 ?+ d$ J7 _3 EMGB: Might Go Backwards 6 u3 W; v- ~; J
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
8 `2 @! R( o/ g- t+ d: P1 TMGB: Motor Going Bad ' V5 \2 N Z7 |4 k9 r( Q, m
MGF: Might Go Forward
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2 j4 H! D7 C( G7 M6 tMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate " n6 b* x8 {8 U/ Q6 U9 x; ~
7 g; |4 l. x E! [( H4 IMOPAR % c" W- n9 J- K; H! E
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly ; Z. \. X; }# x; _( I% X P
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 9 w' o6 Y0 Y5 B
Most Often Passed At Races
, N: b: I" H0 b! S& M cMostly Old Parts And Rust
% Y& L! h: h1 k% ?; D) kMove Over People Are Racing 9 I% [9 X% D, k; ^
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly , p$ P, n- [! q" l1 ]4 k
My Old Pig Ain't Running
1 U* \) k# k/ n T& K% }- jMy Only Problems Are Repairs
- H$ C9 O2 m; U! |Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
$ h4 p: G( p% u- ^' H: ?8 ] N1 ^( v5 PMore Often Parts Are Replaced 3 m. J9 @8 g2 ^+ p+ }
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MUSTANG:
- Q- I8 Z( J/ j3 ~Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 2 L& P1 s1 M) l, O5 d/ p+ I, s
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
! ]; q3 h( r+ R2 d% d9 kMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
, n# K% ?7 x& l5 {1 sMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
/ U% }' ~$ W! i# H5 }6 YOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
: P; y+ ^: |; J$ N- m* }Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment . d" g( _# `8 j. @3 E, T# G
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PINTO:
) U. ^8 Y* y4 Q. x% Q( _Put In Nickel To Operate
# D3 ?' u. H/ sPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
) J* L2 z% K6 K6 e W* ^7 ?" t+ BPut In New Transmission Often ; i( S. d+ V: r
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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& p3 ~5 z) k" q! C( s( lPONTIAC:
4 ^) d$ `' O3 n+ V1 r8 c2 L) ?$ g5 @" ]Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
9 _( y2 J1 P0 o# XPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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( P% _) b% m1 e: N6 _& BPORSCHE:
- j* Z0 C) a: N$ k. O$ X% i" B* [Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ; L5 U: Y. k G2 s- B# I& O
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back ( X/ o1 ]6 t/ m2 n" b! K. u, j
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
" G3 c" g; K5 W3 l T2 KSad Attempt At Beauty
; g& a3 o$ {, }0 KSorry Auto, Always Broken
0 i8 k+ y4 ~, m( b# bShape Appears Ass-Backwards 8 ~% C* y% X3 ~3 x5 {* S. p3 M
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7 e7 w8 U9 F$ V F, DSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
+ X! D) Z" _6 o5 X5 O0 MToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 7 y, @, h5 F- a3 Z$ {
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
. T& M+ K1 c9 f$ _, J* VThe One You Ought To Avoid
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$ S* @- H' {3 b$ b5 gTRIUMPH: * v5 m- N, I) x6 c
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
. D. W) T/ H [+ LTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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" Q3 h6 P. x) t7 Q0 D6 ^TR: Tools Required D; w, m. F0 B1 T
1 W8 `1 {: q+ @2 @% z, w* JVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object # l! [7 P$ c4 j8 I( u5 q- W
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( i8 {" c q8 i' Y! ?. RVintage Wreck
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