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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: , w* o- |3 h* O8 V' r
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ; F' i. }8 `: C% \
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
( }% [. l# W9 D7 O. ~; p0 LAll Makes Combined
' I. N2 e7 K/ |& T K* }5 E3 lA Major Cost
( [& E: }- B; Y; \7 M! e* ?8 FA Mutated Car . [! _- m# X6 d9 C
A Morons Car
. }' ]# v" p+ ^" F0 x7 ~' UAnother Major Catastrophe 5 I+ Z0 y% j6 n* H. @/ z7 R- p$ p7 W
A Man's Car
, ^. b. K- h3 e) y' a1 O: YA Miss Conception
7 V! J X A' G cAll Muscle Car
; d t; g5 I" ZAll Most Car ! P( \& \* U! E, \
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
8 T8 ` V3 l, M7 dAutomotive Mental Cruelty % p; C2 j& z0 [4 n/ y
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AUDI: 4 J1 D, o2 a. ]' V a3 e
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented - l9 E1 E. H$ p3 b( {
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence # B. k P/ L* @/ g% Y
Automobile Under Demonic Influence $ ?. G: B- R; U' d& i& G
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
9 C6 v7 M: f4 Q$ w* Z. ~. g0 FAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
3 K1 O i+ ~# c$ U: g$ yAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. : o; W* S2 j: p( p) N
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
1 b. K1 D) `; b8 i. w/ mBig Money Works
/ J+ [! {# U. _: e4 q6 O1 O: jBought My Wife ! {! P% y J" {2 Z0 O7 y# ]/ A4 d7 |
Brutal Money Waster + D& i1 F/ Z. ]
Break My Window " v: {- Y3 R7 ^. P& u- |
Break My Windshield : |+ U% z( E* j9 {: a( H
Babbling Mechanical Wench - _8 u2 [/ c: G% {8 I7 F0 Y7 t, {+ _7 z
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
; b6 n8 m) J4 G/ r! nBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels ; ]" y6 d/ c. \1 `) Z c) ^2 g- j0 a6 E
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder $ p3 f1 V6 f7 `4 X; c! R
Barely Moving Wreck
$ G4 J5 Y1 h: N- _0 }% ~3 NBig Money Waste , g/ ?6 k4 ?4 v z& C& Y+ J
Big Money. Why? " U8 A$ B! v. `6 L( ^
Big Money Works
4 m& r1 j& a! v' u! G6 @4 q9 _Born Moderately Wealthy T$ |- q' {* J, t& s
Breaks Most Wrenches - z O; J% s D1 K0 K& s/ A
Bring Many Wrenches
* [# b% }1 G0 I$ a% N `+ yBrings Me Women
: L( X1 ]. `; K ^Brings More Women
6 n* [! H: T+ A1 {Broken Money Waster
& G" t" w" c$ K6 K$ rBroke My Wallet + g. X% j- b. r
Broken Monstrous Wonder 2 t. X& p4 m5 C, W$ f v* I( U4 I
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
; D' J6 o1 g/ sBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
6 x8 P L T+ v, F. V0 ]$ _: _Bavarian Manure Wagon
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0 r$ C' S' b0 i, K! TBUICK: % c6 b+ ~6 X: W; }& s/ E
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
& a( P- c2 E6 m0 s9 J1 [- }Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
" |# s+ x7 I2 i. jCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
) I& ^; P6 l! ]( \Can't America Make A Real One?
* l5 w' W6 m, n# k7 A5 hChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
4 }7 l, I1 @' \) BCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often $ m2 F% m! b) j; t+ o$ I
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CHEVROLET: $ {; H+ O4 Y4 M" }" ~
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
& }2 P2 b- s6 p5 ~Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
. _- D! W5 B: B% OCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
8 Q4 L1 Y, d R4 m" RConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques & w" ]( _/ R9 c6 b0 U3 w/ Z5 o6 o
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: . C: j) u8 ?; G W3 b' d
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
. t$ e: \7 @7 c, fDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater ; I8 m1 n) w% h4 a4 J* P2 ~
Dead Old Dog Going East - Y* G' J' ^7 {% ]# Y: \/ c
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires ) o2 j$ k1 l: {: o( |7 r
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy : m4 @2 Z2 W. C; ^+ n9 u* j
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired . z0 m6 V P2 H# N. F: G
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
# M. z+ [" I0 T l5 m6 ]Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment % @7 P3 Y, z9 Z: E
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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; e, m$ y4 J" SEDSEL: $ k0 n& q% G6 ~
Every Day Something Else Leaks 5 M# K' d/ B- W9 m c
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: ! h6 Y6 j1 u/ J9 A& \
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
* w& ^& y* {) q! x6 I" XFix It Again, Tony
1 l. U' F" b- ]# `( p7 s0 q WFix It All the Time
1 Q O! @1 i: h; I3 QFound In A Toilet
Z$ c! Z* Z6 r/ YFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 3 Y) q1 B2 ~$ t/ H; j9 o9 H
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FORD: 2 q3 k8 V- `1 v" M
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
5 G4 I0 \1 J+ S. MFix Or Repair Daily
/ L3 d# ^2 g6 C' F: qFound On Road Dead / E% ~1 m7 w% R. k
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
; Q- T0 q4 a* k. Q7 hFirst On Race Day
5 U" d, e; g- V% C, C2 LFirst On Recall Day ; d" J* g [' _2 {
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
" Z) i( d7 ]+ X9 v, ~6 _Fails On Rainy Days / B: c: m. k d$ Q+ n: ~0 \( X
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
" u2 B! C/ w' h. E% CFatally Obese Redneck Driver
8 G# \/ V/ y' K$ IFault Of R&D
6 @: W& n' z# j( aFinally Obsolete Racing Device
F1 ?/ g" p. d$ e1 k* y' E. iFireball On Rear Denting . L* Z4 O+ m! j
First On Road to Dump 2 R# H7 Z0 Z# n6 z! {$ E) q# v
First On Rust and Deterioration & \1 _& b$ l) l4 N1 ]8 E( b
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
* Y% m" E: u! M4 O3 h) bFlipping Over Results in Death
" Z& V. |5 Z/ R; F! b! y; J" A1 GFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
/ t. v! R+ p; T0 r6 ?, `Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
/ B$ U: V4 e. T9 ~8 R) D# g& jFoot On Road Decelerates 1 K$ n1 R6 [: J. _1 Y
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
. X3 m5 p+ V$ ~7 P1 D' E) ZFormed Of Rejected DNA , C- z; ~& F6 k U) Q9 W% R
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
- {, {( \% z. `: Y' X( y P6 NForward Only; Reverse Defective 4 ^7 s, x" z8 s) @, z
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 7 g0 t& x+ x) ^; W/ K: w
Fork Over Repair Dough }1 a: l- C0 m- ^1 r
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ; c2 W4 s: E4 v
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 4 u( Q) `* R& f$ v* T! b
Free Or Reduced Drastically
$ w0 [, B3 R$ Q4 }. `; [Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
7 b9 i; \9 n, x' S/ OFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
5 o% ~, E+ A! b+ X0 LFunny Old Rattling Dump 2 z# z5 x' }$ }, |
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
* z4 J/ x+ O% NFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA 0 f, I3 k. z# d5 c! ^
Found Out-Right Dangerous
5 p6 W8 A$ w2 n) S5 uFuture Of Racings Delight
% C# k- I* L$ Z5 @$ t& z" H" d(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 1 z! T8 S: X# t4 v' s# Z
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords % h3 e2 |: y- [ F$ _2 \3 \) ~' y1 N
LTD: ; c2 f+ |% I! W' E
Lacks Total Dependability 6 V/ A# N, m: \' n4 Q; v( @' K
Lots To Do
: I9 B% N+ } Q i; R) L4 NLooses Transmissions Daily 2 O7 ]. n, x0 z+ T x
' ?3 O9 ~; N1 }GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 9 _- t2 m1 h! ~( t6 n
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GM:
; [* c8 K9 a: _( JGeneral Maintenance ) N/ Z$ M# r/ v, }
Great Mistake
+ Z1 @8 f; u- r/ hGarbage Motors
- _1 }0 h( A4 S# |# XGenerally Miserable
" P1 }$ p* c& j; x# ?+ P7 `Grossly Misconceived
1 Q. _9 a7 g7 M8 E ]* B, ^* P( ]! {Gluteus Maximus
! p+ v! y3 ?8 V' ?. GGood Money
+ R" p3 h! W# _Goofy's Manufacturing
) X8 ?' C) V" G7 [- OGone Mental * K: S9 B, n" I: c/ i0 U
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Grief & Misery Combined
( _; p0 [7 q1 m8 d1 _) z! o8 HGarage Man's Companion
; G5 S o% f7 D iGotta Mechanic Coming? 7 I" D* S4 n. z
Generally Mediocre Cars 4 o# u+ k! I- @% S( s Y: g& L- K4 o
Get More Chicks 1 _/ c8 z8 X; E% d8 B N, I
Gets Mechanics Crazy
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, i7 L9 }6 p+ q+ C7 y$ yGot More Crap
& j5 j+ p+ |& b: OGreat Mountain Climber
4 o/ u; M2 ]* Y3 K) TGreat Motor Car 5 U. n3 N) r. D" l' t$ A! J
God Made Chevy ! {1 e) |( x J8 Z' J/ \ o6 F0 M
Good Moron Car
2 [: N6 G: e1 `9 C5 W# ^- ]Got Mine Cheap ' p# `1 s w* I) |2 _
Get My Checkbook
, r3 U) I+ L' C" NGone Mad Corp.
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; U" N, ~% }: @- T3 _5 @( mGas, Tires, Oil ; x7 |2 _# i7 l( R% _
Get Tools Out - v- k5 J3 o5 B- \
Get To Onramp
# C+ Y7 D3 n8 M6 e) [7 nGood To Own
7 q; o; p9 \2 z, }+ wGet The Others
" a/ R" v& W0 x2 B. [Generally Trashed Out 6 J" ^. d3 s% S( B# b! f# \! |# i& j
Good Time Out
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4 z: q) S: @7 `- e( mHONDA: G+ |. c2 F" ?, u6 A8 D0 K
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
* H* H4 a/ u9 D5 u( XHad One Never Did Again
! s7 E% E2 \/ RHang On, Not Done Accelerating , F7 o7 d+ `5 l3 M3 B$ {
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
: P: r) |$ O0 |3 Q4 ?9 VHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
' @5 k& Q0 H! sHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
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3 [/ l0 ]" H( q6 e: Y fPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes : `0 H8 y d5 u7 Z
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... - c+ G: n7 |; H( L; F) t
" {+ U% K; m" n+ n$ Y1 @JEEP:
6 k: _2 a& b& mJust Eats Every Part 1 D, c$ U( y; y6 p3 _
Just Empty Every Pocket
( B4 o4 ^5 A2 pJunk Engineering Executed Poorly 4 { z1 u6 u9 `: w N
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
6 g2 o8 S# U1 g9 D! J$ J6 HJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: ; K$ c+ b# j) z: s( M. z
Kick It Around & ]9 I$ L3 }6 D: e: Q$ [
Kick It Again 9 d E6 L0 l% `: f
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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4 {) V9 u4 m7 m1 U M: XMoney Guzzler
8 z* u. s! s3 T. kMostly Garaged
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MGB: Might Go Backwards 9 d7 F L& z, N5 `
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
7 T. D* B, N( C( bMGB: Motor Going Bad
' G2 x. ]9 @$ p1 r" g" k/ P' aMGF: Might Go Forward
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5 G2 m5 i% T! {% ~; g6 SMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 9 i/ C7 a! w1 `0 m4 a9 _& }
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MOPAR 0 N; D5 w; b( k+ U" X
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
( }/ `( {' A/ I2 `3 C6 aMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
. i# M* p6 E" |% L- N, o! |Most Often Passed At Races - P6 @; |8 A% h1 l2 L& U# x
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 2 ?- ]( ?$ a, Q3 Q$ z* a2 j
Move Over People Are Racing / `; f5 B6 q3 R( u* u2 w; y
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 8 T. d! w5 H7 c, R
My Old Pig Ain't Running
9 i, y& |2 \( F9 aMy Only Problems Are Repairs / q$ E; h% D5 |
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
6 v2 G2 w$ B9 [# [, pMore Often Parts Are Replaced % }1 |' v; y& j s$ }* L
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MUSTANG:
+ q% R3 h7 B% g/ vMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good & M# {- k1 J/ v9 ~) h
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
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Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: : i$ h- B. D% o5 ^/ M+ U
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
& a+ U& x' r( W. [: C% C1 T/ q( m! K6 _Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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+ ~; K- p6 i4 v2 @PINTO: 5 |) L: ]. {8 y# T' X
Put In Nickel To Operate
! H' [6 H6 I, n2 Q- y- EPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
! E3 g5 T- P& BPut In New Transmission Often
: A" e4 \9 B: i, d( v S3 | Q/ gPushed In Neutral Too Often
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. J8 V" p1 B3 _! f5 FPONTIAC: ( e; y y3 ~8 x* f2 g1 n j6 t
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car " K6 e: o* x& |6 A+ U' w
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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5 u2 G- ~- l- w% ~5 W2 J& m" JPORSCHE: , R, R' e; B$ g* d' y6 u# b- Y
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
: X/ r( g3 N5 p pPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough ]1 @7 `/ l2 z
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SAAB:
# m" s, U' [3 o) l$ c1 pSend Another Automobile Back ; v* Q; X; A7 s7 e j `2 Y
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 5 y: H/ i( q. a9 y
Sad Attempt At Beauty % a d4 D" s. P) \; B( {3 ?
Sorry Auto, Always Broken - B0 _- f" p, Z& |
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
" f! L, @! X/ S; O, J9 jToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
( w( {) k3 a$ J$ y- GTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass 0 a) ~# _ q" b3 v/ p# [4 B2 a
The One You Ought To Avoid
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, s+ Z) v* S: L0 ^This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! & G0 y) j. U% K* i r
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ( B. A: A @3 d7 A" }3 H" h
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# \) j1 x1 s% Y+ d, C5 NTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 8 ?. U6 _/ Z" j) D0 t5 k
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* y, J3 X, w+ m, g9 f5 ^Vintage Wreck
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