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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- . L( i# I& p5 ?7 S. p
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ACURA: - X. p1 H( H9 v1 G
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
9 r4 L# F4 q: I. v0 Z; _' W' a: g- sAsia's Curse Upon Rural America % u I( b: t3 t$ q1 a4 s9 y( s+ B
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) K6 b! \+ ~2 X1 |* FAll Makes Combined - O" h7 H8 A* _/ Q! g' w/ f) I2 G) U
A Major Cost
# N9 [# J, ?* i: n ?A Mutated Car / O8 b. w7 u$ V; n6 X. G
A Morons Car Q- G! X* O- r6 y: X/ ^# q- N- H
Another Major Catastrophe ) ]$ o& r& ~# ^' O" E# y/ z+ \
A Man's Car
# x! p. ]( u2 V" hA Miss Conception
$ r) D2 e- n* D2 l' x& E7 T6 wAll Muscle Car 7 \ x. ^/ [) l' R% ^8 t
All Most Car & G3 S' |. q2 M
Annoying Mechanics Constantly # E0 H" E' x; I5 b$ D
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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! @7 p- e: D# d3 LAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
* E- D) k' V3 a B; nAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
) m! O7 ^" A7 {" s+ Q8 o2 @Automobile Under Demonic Influence 7 P) h( S( ?$ y$ [) }+ ~
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention S/ i# s" ]* L0 C0 C: r& ^1 ^. K
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 7 @& ?" P) B' c* H% v
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. - g& y$ W% f2 v/ |* q6 [
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
" a0 ?9 A' v5 }: [4 x% QBig Money Works
8 b0 \5 Q \! o% IBought My Wife
# C* R) X/ _, f/ EBrutal Money Waster ( p; K+ C4 s G& `
Break My Window 4 c7 e' G2 I7 Z# h0 }
Break My Windshield
- R. n8 q1 Y( Z- D) {3 ?Babbling Mechanical Wench
) k& A* Z! M# @: OBeastly Monstrous Wonder
& @( o d3 U5 V& g/ H4 I! KBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 0 E* u7 P1 O' d* j6 u8 J
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder " K, _9 E: ~5 M' L( P
Barely Moving Wreck - F* j% n' D( F! R
Big Money Waste
7 S3 z4 ?( v6 C1 g5 q5 n, b3 jBig Money. Why?
+ T" |; N& U5 f1 U8 C( J( ?Big Money Works
2 H6 o8 I0 p ~! f- RBorn Moderately Wealthy $ J* c8 w7 h' [7 u, K2 a
Breaks Most Wrenches
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Brings Me Women
6 g ?! n; L7 e' C# X$ l$ ?0 kBrings More Women
7 K! n5 n# O1 t- c# x! n* aBroken Money Waster
8 O H1 p8 Y, b1 |. }Broke My Wallet
2 Y( q: [( k Q7 `+ E9 g" }+ fBroken Monstrous Wonder
) u0 j6 G0 Y: z; v% R! E# s* cBumbling Mechanical Wretch
/ }2 z0 @, [' X: r9 ]5 i$ w dBlasphemous Motorized Wreck % ?& x8 W7 ?" D! |, c- _% g
Bavarian Manure Wagon - v6 A" r! y2 ^3 m$ `- |! X: j" D( w
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3 g2 B4 a+ g* @+ u4 V! J2 {BUICK:
6 c+ r S; g) c8 Y+ }Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ! n1 V# v* R5 `! ?7 O
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: 3 H; d$ a: o1 x7 ^9 [; i
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
; E; I% W6 ~! G$ H4 MCan't America Make A Real One?
. O& `8 ^ D) j5 }: ^, Q% eChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
4 }4 T; E5 I2 x" c$ r! zCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often 3 Z+ u1 M. a+ p9 H m
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CHEVROLET:
. a. I8 {4 `6 V: a2 Q1 CCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips # C: `$ `$ v. v' B2 @
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
! r- H+ U" t0 d: ~" |, eCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time & I; L2 [1 ~1 F+ u$ `
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques $ z) I. ^' J: O, |2 m8 e% p ~
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 9 B. v! b& }# V9 @% }" d& }: }
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DODGE: ( X& t* z& m/ z% P# Y) W" @
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
5 \( U# I! S0 A* W+ E7 nDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
$ e; T7 ]: m6 v/ d% T: K& oDead Old Dog Going East 8 T$ H) J+ `4 F% M9 b+ r% ?
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires ; P. {. _1 f+ k- I2 p" B7 v
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
+ [: w0 d* ]4 FDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
2 ~* p# x! N& ]1 o5 g" Q; mDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 5 s7 V9 S: [$ o3 u& g, R) O
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
( n: Z/ s( r5 W& [Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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4 m, q8 b$ ]9 P5 I0 X$ SEvery Day Something Else Leaks 5 M9 ~7 @8 N' j4 }+ @
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
& U% r3 p+ ]; Y% K+ c- GFailure in Italian Automotive Technology ! s2 y$ I7 m! X% {
Fix It Again, Tony . ~" S* A/ e- u2 P% n
Fix It All the Time
# D- e o( Q3 X4 @# IFound In A Toilet
' `! n* y- ^4 z' k1 NFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: 2 N1 i* A2 v% O( |
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge / N* {3 k C$ X) ~: T e
Fix Or Repair Daily 7 N: s1 F5 d( V+ `! v# v3 D0 |& F
Found On Road Dead
9 h8 N6 o" D1 J, j0 Z0 f, [4 WFast Only Rolling Downhill
+ K7 S' q% p4 O7 CFirst On Race Day 8 l# S* Z# z; @# I
First On Recall Day . ?' x- ~- h& S. H% T
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
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Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
. Q6 `% y8 @# N" @2 S% sFatally Obese Redneck Driver & k2 a& N: U8 E/ K" e) }
Fault Of R&D
/ A% v' ^4 C, DFinally Obsolete Racing Device 5 ^2 ]- j" T+ m/ s8 \
Fireball On Rear Denting
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* G; d4 T/ J: B: zFirst On Rust and Deterioration
+ B8 P; g0 X; F8 E! y7 K2 \! yFix Or Recycle Dilemma " X% a1 h( e3 B) W1 e& X
Flipping Over Results in Death 3 G* K+ o2 [9 Z
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
5 p6 ]6 e$ Z8 V1 d: {: VFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
4 c2 ^9 L% E* ~7 n! j) \3 Q; SFoot On Road Decelerates & E$ s0 L. T/ V6 ]# w8 ?
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
& A1 ^7 [ U# l# h! t, V) BFormed Of Rejected DNA
0 u) y# k* G: ~( F- W% r& AForwarded Once; Return Denied " @' Z7 O7 i) `7 t% Y
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 6 v) i" N: U+ L2 n
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 8 R9 L0 _& a6 o8 x8 r
Fork Over Repair Dough
: m7 _) l5 p7 l; @% P1 {5 ~Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
2 c2 L* Z3 V9 r- c& ~Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 7 B) [+ s. ^8 \8 |' B
Free Or Reduced Drastically 8 n9 X! u5 ?$ Y0 i( s3 B
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
; o: X4 V' l5 s0 m) A6 U9 uFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
+ R9 ]9 Z1 x0 C% W+ b6 Q- GFunny Old Rattling Dump 3 C* a$ b! l0 B
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ) X e% Q, u4 o+ ]/ B9 P6 P
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
, I& ?7 o1 W: u8 E7 z: lFound Out-Right Dangerous
* r9 Y/ H; ]2 e$ w+ WFuture Of Racings Delight
, T1 v! H: y9 W0 X' Z( a; |(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
# H6 m( V! ~" w3 X(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 5 r7 \9 D, X) W4 r/ N0 T- [
LTD:
I- Y. z. G1 D' M& [Lacks Total Dependability ; \4 b l: `9 L6 \6 l
Lots To Do 3 z, N( n. D3 z- S( T! i/ H
Looses Transmissions Daily
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# i4 {" u/ `. h4 AGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
7 p- O! W- N3 w' P2 ^' ~" M' AGreat Mistake 4 F( u9 z; M/ u: W$ O+ a$ c
Garbage Motors
6 p0 _; ?* S4 ~0 T. iGenerally Miserable w. e0 @. \7 @. \
Grossly Misconceived 1 B9 @( W+ L! Z. \
Gluteus Maximus ! S3 B5 O# ?9 p; L0 B, F
Good Money 7 y) M. j* q8 t- M4 r& e
Goofy's Manufacturing ' G* F; C5 O( a) m* E! \
Gone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined 2 H/ H! f' [% o$ v' m c
Garage Man's Companion
. T1 f1 b( E& s# ]% t; s( [Gotta Mechanic Coming?
& F5 z2 u& |$ bGenerally Mediocre Cars
* j) E8 g) l. v% ?. T# E bGet More Chicks
$ X- D v4 ~8 f% D$ o' JGets Mechanics Crazy - W/ C# F0 F! ^% \
Gods Mechanical Curse
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, G3 r9 z: U' L! v) Z1 J- M. DGreat Mountain Climber # n I: a% l+ D% H! H0 H8 H! l
Great Motor Car - f8 U6 R5 i( y7 G$ p3 f$ t
God Made Chevy ! E- \7 U! B ]6 x9 B5 D( K
Good Moron Car 0 p4 N+ o0 f* v4 ~$ Q8 h3 v
Got Mine Cheap % A# F. X, C/ B( f/ a
Get My Checkbook
4 L3 m8 ?7 @# H- X% G7 U& U, yGone Mad Corp. 5 x+ }: l: l; j( X8 R
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GTO:
1 l0 m7 G( V x ^Gas, Tires, Oil 4 }$ @0 V* N: m& L% j
Get Tools Out 4 A0 `5 a- i6 S+ C; g. U- q1 P. }1 C
Get To Onramp ( C) ^8 \; E: z7 ~+ `3 c4 W0 w
Good To Own
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Generally Trashed Out $ x* ?0 t. Q9 I- d/ x
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Gone To Overdrive - {( A5 O% P7 h
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HONDA: ) R; U7 \9 l8 a# G0 a3 g2 L h
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
1 P" e; d7 k' A" L5 qHad One Never Did Again
8 I6 {0 E7 F0 f& q5 |) R5 W; pHang On, Not Done Accelerating 2 q. J/ z% T0 L4 \5 a
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 4 W& n0 d8 P, W, m
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 8 ]- j7 ]* O3 h
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
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4 B' C8 [4 ^% F" t5 K) \: \+ K7 DPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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5 @' ^; I4 Q( c: f. K6 ]) tHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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0 p# ~+ o% E* {, [% [$ ~JEEP:
6 V; s7 u/ `5 m9 }8 SJust Eats Every Part % P& g9 Y2 H! l3 _9 g* D6 l. W
Just Empty Every Pocket
* R4 Q- j7 r% ZJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
% X. C0 K$ L; N. ^Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
& e3 |' X/ Y: a6 _Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around $ `+ O8 o5 P' M! w( m O
Kick It Again 4 W# G0 h, }1 i& e
Killed In Action ' ^8 @5 a: e# u9 n/ n
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 0 O- a. A3 r3 h1 R
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. ?2 s# ^$ L) D6 R3 f8 |6 j) U2 NMoney Guzzler
- {! w* j! w5 c+ i2 [Mostly Garaged 4 k( r/ T5 T& F" a
Major Goof 2 P; z. P Q" }0 m6 c2 j2 g7 n: R/ w
MGB: Might Go Backwards . k+ Y$ I4 Z4 O
MGB: Might Go, But . . . * _7 w* m1 ^. h" f0 _: E
MGB: Motor Going Bad % N1 L( I6 ^9 X. P- k* b
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 1 C( q8 s5 f/ c2 A
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Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
, j- H0 c6 Z9 U, E i3 D2 y& _Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
3 l! D+ [. }/ [) aMost Often Passed At Races
2 o b9 I j4 l. QMostly Old Parts And Rust
) A1 x8 U: }; @) G/ xMove Over People Are Racing
0 M, b9 `1 {/ DMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 3 z/ {% d4 _4 v0 G, [1 _! I
My Old Pig Ain't Running
; z& D. S& q; p& }1 pMy Only Problems Are Repairs ) P( Q: l3 o8 N8 j7 @; O
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
/ k' U3 _/ }7 a6 wMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: 8 B; d/ s$ F( K+ \
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 7 V6 B9 |6 z" [1 ^: a4 B5 x
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
4 j7 P T e( e0 X# K1 kMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
8 ]% O, v% z( f( rMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO " [' w- E0 n# Q! k
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Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 4 Q& V0 }' i, N% I% c1 o
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
: R" W9 O" d5 G* hPut In Nickel To Operate 0 ^( f( W$ D$ I
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook : _1 n/ ?- Y w; I
Put In New Transmission Often
p. c; K3 B. b$ F& G# tPushed In Neutral Too Often 1 Q! o# l. W0 `/ u- P7 ~ m5 P
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3 j8 m6 Z) s- GPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 8 i: p$ m; y& m& }6 z: G( w
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: " L6 }* ?, N0 L+ R A
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything / ]4 ~0 G: Y8 q$ s7 @
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back
( H2 `" n9 w6 b2 J9 u- \, l5 KSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown & C; f ^' x/ j7 P# [" `* C
Sad Attempt At Beauty - o4 ` \2 ]3 `# d) m$ Z0 n# r2 N
Sorry Auto, Always Broken & k% G: b) K* I- O# z
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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( W5 Z: Y, E' r4 v# d! cSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ) `, N8 ] Q. I" {( G0 V+ n
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
7 x4 z* p. c* ^! f) [5 ~The One You Ought To Avoid
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3 ]! ]1 i: @3 [" _TRIUMPH: , O& g5 ?8 Y9 [, \0 k) k& X+ f
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! # [* w! _6 x/ I& m7 `! D
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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7 G/ @3 L7 |) u2 L' STR: Tools Required 2 B3 Z: n0 _' I1 @# o
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object & N; N! F" G1 P7 r" Y8 C; [
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; l) I D( [& I& v/ x tVintage Wreck
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