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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- ! l8 H. R; x( [* @4 u% y! N9 k
- S$ Y7 m6 p) t b6 V% P3 qACURA: 1 d$ s( h; c1 Y& k8 H5 D
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
* |4 U7 E# N) @7 O9 AAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: 4 D2 G3 G: W% m5 j: ~' B
All Makes Combined 4 F7 v8 c7 p5 o2 u# \
A Major Cost
# v1 I( Y3 B; h# j5 `$ n, }A Mutated Car 0 u# Q5 W) w# J/ B" a$ f) `
A Morons Car . D: {7 q: v# d0 f, G6 Z0 J
Another Major Catastrophe : Y- w' G3 G0 E/ D
A Man's Car 7 J# y: D: S( K- g+ y
A Miss Conception
$ D/ Q J6 k6 S# O/ m* j+ QAll Muscle Car + _6 w) q4 C! b K4 b+ _
All Most Car 8 l1 s, p! x8 p& p
Annoying Mechanics Constantly # c/ t9 M0 v8 M4 n; R+ W
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
$ H y$ Y( [+ Z6 y3 EAccelerates Under Demonic Influence . d9 x5 u* x' q! ^( a
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
- z$ S, Z" L( C0 Q) u$ `' EAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
" f, f/ t% Z$ [" D- P4 vAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
: M7 B7 N: a }Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
, W! O2 H/ ^; _2 E7 aAll Unnecessary Devices Installed / u2 M$ H- ]1 L" m: y
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BMW:
( r/ y7 b, ]+ d, @6 jBig Money Works
2 E( A3 W# \) C. v; l; R( Q: IBought My Wife
" [2 q4 k n8 y6 V3 o9 l9 bBrutal Money Waster
* x8 R2 _: T7 `0 g; o8 b2 yBreak My Window
8 Y/ ?1 j' W1 q2 _& wBreak My Windshield
1 i9 |' B3 l! rBabbling Mechanical Wench * | E" k$ H, u$ C1 M. F1 w9 \1 _2 e
Beastly Monstrous Wonder " j B: _+ p3 e/ ~1 j+ d: r2 Y
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
5 @! v. W; {: l3 B8 z9 E$ UBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
7 a& r( j9 W r3 W# ?Barely Moving Wreck ( Y1 K0 H, n$ W5 i
Big Money Waste ! Y4 }. j. A8 w2 N0 n7 M
Big Money. Why? ( j3 c1 [, ~0 P3 `( ~
Big Money Works
/ X1 k% _& w7 T* b6 `' DBorn Moderately Wealthy
! u9 V5 X- P9 O: WBreaks Most Wrenches
" C8 \, ^, o9 jBring Many Wrenches 2 Y# H$ E5 b. n
Brings Me Women * e+ J: u. V( D: P$ A
Brings More Women
1 i5 r" }( H; [ \Broken Money Waster
# H( s( ~# [" {Broke My Wallet
0 P$ v" @4 l1 D4 C' t; Z: _, n+ sBroken Monstrous Wonder
# o# ?. N; w- `) r; a- `Bumbling Mechanical Wretch + F% z" v+ U- ^% k4 Q3 G8 [
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck - _1 Z5 H5 g' Y/ Y
Bavarian Manure Wagon 5 j4 L+ }& F- Q$ V
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; s/ {+ ]& k& q% f+ XBUICK:
2 t9 h5 v: R( x k a: ZBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer L% w0 i6 X5 { E( ^1 n0 E3 b
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 2 q5 S& {8 c" ^3 y9 |8 p3 r
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Camaro:
5 N: Z% ]; T( h& X2 [( Q$ v, x. R ^Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
0 f$ A( p5 ]& j- h, e+ |, QCan't America Make A Real One? * X1 O' }0 z- E# G8 E
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
. E9 ~0 N" _ F! H* C' x1 |Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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4 _0 }; H7 b& }, J+ hCHEVROLET:
+ ?* Q. a( |. k5 F$ }Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips " c# A, x# P- } G
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
% s% }- Y( r* n9 o1 |Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
# x4 H+ v" y; g; ?, y9 uConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
1 x- J$ W2 X% R$ y: wCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
1 T# H4 ?* H" T- b) j I( S2 ^# K3 ADrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
) E4 v9 s L8 n8 m+ a/ K& c5 J' PDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater ! S0 W2 l6 S/ n: {! w
Dead Old Dog Going East 7 D5 k) m" l$ g# N
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 1 `7 R# U& v8 N
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
# \ v' E* h- c% ^; J# nDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired / A9 U, I, w6 D8 e( [! n
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 4 L7 s9 w0 J- R1 H6 l% b% D! E
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment / I7 F) { O' ~) W
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
# z- r* C- w" REvery Day Something Else Leaks
% q' C; L: L' ?0 J, d" R" y+ uEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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( q/ o( P- R9 R" L- {2 NFIAT:
- [4 q5 N9 N9 P, AFailure in Italian Automotive Technology * c; r; N9 V$ H$ s8 t
Fix It Again, Tony . \! p) N% q5 E P
Fix It All the Time
2 q4 S, M f! A. W2 s @' l5 l+ FFound In A Toilet
+ D) l* H$ R- E/ [; {, QFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 7 ]3 g1 a0 s5 W6 t
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FORD: ) {- K; @! X# Q o& Y2 ]
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
1 ?0 r0 C5 c L0 b) z% S, A5 JFix Or Repair Daily ' [2 }! Q8 _* j! M% ~
Found On Road Dead
( }9 H4 P* [; z* l0 y! RFast Only Rolling Downhill
' D/ i. {( r! m- {* ^First On Race Day
0 b* s/ Y0 T! r: L% m7 OFirst On Recall Day
: L# {' {# V9 H' s( z4 pFabricated Of Refried Dung
( G0 k8 Q- B. v0 u; J0 L8 @Fails On Rainy Days
! @8 [/ _! t' p5 P! n4 D$ cFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
+ n* L% a' _/ l7 nFatally Obese Redneck Driver ! b1 b2 a9 R a) d
Fault Of R&D
& ? h& m* r1 x% Y i& EFinally Obsolete Racing Device
5 X: ^& ?% |! g1 NFireball On Rear Denting
4 I9 U+ u! y1 V* l: lFirst On Road to Dump
' C* L6 v" `* a* }" a; |" ~3 U# nFirst On Rust and Deterioration
, j8 n# C8 b0 }) P4 E* q/ R, a% n2 y* nFix Or Recycle Dilemma # F/ Z( J( ]) K: f5 g& J
Flipping Over Results in Death
" Y: F4 i; [) NFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
' x' ^6 p. k# V) QFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
. ]+ P; D' y3 a% E6 H. L# n5 KFoot On Road Decelerates
9 ^7 `* K: O$ R, \/ F/ @' }Forced On Reluctant Drivers
1 Q- M4 {& k; k# w- q, OFormed Of Rejected DNA - M/ L; M: H( H7 T: n+ u q5 u) R. q
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 8 c F) W0 ?; y( J; [9 L- N
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
; y4 t5 f D1 K+ {0 z9 ~Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
/ c6 Y0 W/ Z& y a g+ PFork Over Repair Dough 9 p7 j H' r& z% s$ Z
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge / f+ r" H7 [9 k! H( G2 Y5 ^$ D1 b
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ( Y* r) b) M( K: ?0 o4 N& V
Free Or Reduced Drastically
: X& H: s- g, W- h" m8 ]+ TFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
# N5 b! r3 f2 L/ U, `Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable # ^# j3 }0 v" n; O' N2 j
Funny Old Rattling Dump
9 f9 \7 \+ S, S) ?Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
# U& `/ ^1 d' h8 A9 o) ^Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
4 u2 u9 S7 \( mFound Out-Right Dangerous
1 ]: s0 }8 D$ A* X. ] @: U5 {1 L' }5 JFuture Of Racings Delight
1 n; j, [& a, x(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
, v4 z) W; n) l9 q7 ^5 ~(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords + a1 @- L" I; x7 L; D# i
LTD:
9 e7 L% U) i7 I$ K L9 S+ iLacks Total Dependability
8 f8 |$ p- X" t6 N; @3 [+ L% wLots To Do
8 d7 b) `- D& u- V. hLooses Transmissions Daily J5 m: I6 Y; [2 c% y3 k
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
p, D# J* Y0 G0 Q1 V+ S# V" gGeneral Maintenance 4 z% u- D6 D5 ~7 w5 a
Great Mistake / H( E/ l1 _9 O) l( k; D
Garbage Motors
* ^. U: k n& D, N% c4 QGenerally Miserable 9 {( r) q" G9 r8 j& P8 O
Grossly Misconceived ) X* s4 G% E3 d- x( e
Gluteus Maximus . y, r1 f5 Q- P2 ?
Good Money
# S, I/ f' T H! W& ^4 XGoofy's Manufacturing 1 [% N% G3 [8 M! h% K# D! B$ j8 M
Gone Mental
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: `. v( Y/ l5 d* q) ~GMC: # [7 R1 |( `( H
Grief & Misery Combined 7 _& a8 a0 ~ y: O/ ^4 V* D0 R Y
Garage Man's Companion
3 @% k1 w+ j& q+ M. WGotta Mechanic Coming? ( G: }7 F/ s* @
Generally Mediocre Cars
8 Z5 {; v% h& r" iGet More Chicks ( F) B9 [0 j" E9 y4 x6 m( i
Gets Mechanics Crazy 9 v3 a6 Q6 W K/ B
Gods Mechanical Curse ) b8 _ v* }) |# _
Got More Crap
& f- h- r! O/ }$ IGreat Mountain Climber
v$ Q1 m6 j8 y& iGreat Motor Car " z/ [! X5 P+ l, B4 y* _5 z9 j2 r
God Made Chevy
$ l# r0 {! B" Y0 pGood Moron Car
5 Z% o* L- p$ V4 dGot Mine Cheap 6 H4 H+ A" [2 K1 a* P: U) X
Get My Checkbook # s! ~2 V ~2 z: B! a
Gone Mad Corp. : r# u3 }+ j' L; B/ s
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Gas, Tires, Oil
2 X5 w. l) W4 \ S" vGet Tools Out 6 j' Z7 M# b9 ~: e6 O' A' p* V8 L
Get To Onramp
- {7 H9 o6 r8 f9 W$ pGood To Own
4 k2 Z* j; j/ e- N8 S6 CGet The Others 6 [0 a) _: N! x E7 E9 d
Generally Trashed Out , ^4 b/ L. n3 i
Good Time Out
/ ]. T8 \9 F) h' }) J" Y) JGone To Overdrive y% t, N' x" q1 `" P( l
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) Z2 V5 O% k3 B5 mHONDA: ! y. V& Q( R k' p: g1 A
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
- n) L- c2 H, G; Y$ G: BHad One Never Did Again + k3 y: I" _& r
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
+ c* r" o2 d+ ?/ e! p- `) f% YHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles , }+ B: l3 o+ g- s7 _
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
8 G, b. }% W- m' B, [# i Y d. QHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration 2 W2 y& }/ K: s3 ?3 F
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
1 E+ I9 h0 F- @+ pPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 2 F* c4 I7 t/ l+ }4 \
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 8 X) O/ g( x" R- V
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# `% U- J) O; k; ] A1 Y- pJust Eats Every Part ; q& u1 q( K# V k/ ^
Just Empty Every Pocket 4 R2 g! U7 }# ^2 }0 g L
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly - |5 B) l+ @& l% F4 u
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ! ~: a# m, G0 u: \
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: * D. Q8 Y j- a3 w6 ]
Kick It Around 5 E& d2 x5 _* l3 X
Kick It Again
: A' x. J d" _Killed In Action ! k; B3 Y3 X% ]* E
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 5 o) W V; \) n
- p* @8 b/ I pMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ; L# r# y% I7 z% i
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Money Guzzler 3 w( t* f9 F0 Y$ J! c1 m# Y
Mostly Garaged * `; N# e9 ^1 R/ K H* a
Major Goof ' K0 R J: U8 d, E
MGB: Might Go Backwards / J# J, ?. G* \' e. R
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
3 x+ J: I9 s8 c- ~5 N7 sMGB: Motor Going Bad ' c3 ^$ K7 q0 d" i1 ^8 f
MGF: Might Go Forward
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9 \6 A) |5 s( y, ~" XMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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7 @+ ?0 B8 a" t3 A+ T& cMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
' w* J: |: K! n* t7 v( p- ]Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
% J( K) I0 j( k" X# k8 E" cMost Often Passed At Races ' z+ T3 f$ D3 N8 O5 D/ b( i
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
5 `: H2 F- s5 l# b6 HMove Over People Are Racing 1 T/ r2 K8 }3 S! @% Q
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
0 G/ l" K7 r$ P5 {+ ~) U( o5 s) [My Old Pig Ain't Running
$ X* L) B! I. {8 _ O! \/ VMy Only Problems Are Repairs
* L! N6 j, S+ \# F: J. E5 u. ~6 p& ~Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
4 O- l2 N+ @" i1 u0 AMore Often Parts Are Replaced " v C8 h" W P# E) A
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Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good $ ~0 [ i) I- Y3 t" K
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
/ U" b7 d6 H6 ? gMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
# u4 S7 X+ Y+ h+ FMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO $ j" e# R6 i7 O* [
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& x+ A6 A- a4 c0 h* y' YOLDSMOBILE: + |6 \$ Z% B6 O; J0 H6 y
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 8 e% `7 Z( e% K$ x4 u8 s
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ) K9 L4 r* D5 E# `
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PINTO:
0 {# @. B* G% g/ V5 i6 t0 _Put In Nickel To Operate 1 {! G. u. Z5 V* Q% g$ `7 _8 ?
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
: `6 D/ I0 D: \3 G2 ZPut In New Transmission Often 1 a' r3 O; i" F
Pushed In Neutral Too Often . v5 u$ X' G& Y u
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PONTIAC:
- Q7 F7 O6 b# TPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
9 B2 T: a, O9 f- f9 t' APoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
$ ^; z6 x0 Y& e6 _0 kProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything : K* g: W" Z, |2 p
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
3 Z& V4 K) j2 uSend Another Automobile Back 6 k+ F4 ?$ L. C, @ ^, W+ m
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
% q( p* e7 N' R/ ^3 USad Attempt At Beauty
- ?2 h1 R# l* U2 N' qSorry Auto, Always Broken $ H% |) Z% n( h$ Y8 s
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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' `1 U- n' V& ?+ V: k6 [SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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+ I/ [) ^ D) M- D; z$ rTOYOTA: " L+ h6 e5 a4 {5 F5 @& k# F! c
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto / m+ W: C( c Y- y0 @4 m) {
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass ( ~% Y1 b5 |+ e2 U* Q
The One You Ought To Avoid * [, ^4 ]+ C# \& M
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. x. q- N) e' ]1 e: uTRIUMPH:
! i# `, c! I' ]" R' G RThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
0 q2 g5 o7 ?+ `: V1 [, h6 ^6 \1 dTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ! {+ R: d5 A/ A) _7 ]+ t
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TR: Tools Required
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; p. H( m( z6 }" d) t JVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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6 X" t. `! K+ i1 J- z" V# ?Vintage Wreck 7 V @: ^( I- J
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