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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
8 B! p1 l4 o! z0 K5 g9 \( ~# uAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
) Y+ }6 i5 a0 @" I, `' LAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
d* Y# H4 I4 e3 o) ^6 D" ?2 hAll Makes Combined / K. v& O, f! M ^
A Major Cost 6 ]& D/ z' b* ~/ W
A Mutated Car / K' D& {5 _4 `' @& f3 w, U. j
A Morons Car # x" L; s+ g+ G! @, |2 s/ D5 {. h
Another Major Catastrophe ' }0 N6 W; ~! E0 L2 I: `3 x6 O4 Y
A Man's Car , w" w. y; P0 Y, p. _* p5 F
A Miss Conception
$ U' b3 P3 n, N* G8 i& t" }All Muscle Car
+ @/ Y# R4 T4 R, e; K) O( `All Most Car : e* _- c/ \: n' Q4 A
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 6 k3 I* I: l0 F/ K e% v, P& k+ F4 ]* T+ K
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: " ?: R/ V1 K0 Q0 V3 F6 r1 V
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented " K) ?" G, g/ T9 J, e7 Z R* z2 L
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
# I; k" V6 I; D6 i8 N6 T6 }% OAutomobile Under Demonic Influence 1 a3 Y' H! h6 P/ o- O U0 N7 e
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention ; W( a! |- K. Z/ O. |8 T
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
8 k" A0 O7 ~3 N- V) x2 MAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
( T1 V$ f0 t+ fAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: * ^! K' l$ Y9 S
Big Money Works 4 v( {- c$ ]3 x
Bought My Wife
( w {$ V3 ^: o: D* l" U, ^. bBrutal Money Waster 1 x" d; x9 ?+ t' e0 Q
Break My Window 7 \. \+ g( Z& A# V1 b& i
Break My Windshield
! F: s# g$ Z2 \0 ~& n" tBabbling Mechanical Wench
7 R/ n3 ?1 i; k6 Z4 cBeastly Monstrous Wonder 9 M9 w$ u9 X" D# w) B H& |$ o
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
9 ]9 p+ C, o# U3 iBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
% D! @+ Y x( s: m" k$ Z' a& l- d' zBarely Moving Wreck . W# P3 @8 U+ O5 \# u
Big Money Waste 6 d1 h/ h+ ~" g' q9 G: v) w- v
Big Money. Why?
4 ^* h( S3 Z3 I0 X" H# h. QBig Money Works % Z1 ]! \4 W2 [, `6 d2 U
Born Moderately Wealthy " ]. {0 L5 {9 u. r d
Breaks Most Wrenches : M7 u) l0 S9 |8 s% q7 T
Bring Many Wrenches ' u. G5 t2 J' P1 R( J! g9 x" O
Brings Me Women % i/ G* f6 a) _5 }5 w' U/ H* s- U% k
Brings More Women
A8 _4 K4 Q# B. SBroken Money Waster
" L. A: V% q" T. \) V. o8 ZBroke My Wallet 2 V$ V4 c& w8 V* [9 d% J+ k
Broken Monstrous Wonder 0 S0 b& y( V t2 |6 f/ G
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch # a$ }+ W7 ?2 L$ d, z9 ?& I
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck : r* Y9 l$ G3 I
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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! B! `' T8 T# j4 n. I. v4 BBUICK:
8 X9 p/ f+ A% I5 y$ {% fBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer , G$ x7 M8 A" d5 Z# y' Y; h/ o2 Q
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 9 s; i3 X; f% y9 k' C
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Camaro:
" c( f7 J1 d# `9 x2 ]Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? : Q! p) U# r4 g+ t' h& U% t
Can't America Make A Real One? ( z% }% C v' F; ]4 @. p
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 5 T4 U, A6 T% c9 T/ U2 W
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often + P8 e8 _* C9 Y! c
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CHEVROLET: " U& G/ s! f- Q3 a
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips . a6 o# G% K9 \
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time + @* F$ |& g+ I( K6 B
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 9 h K0 ~8 j6 d, M
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques $ t) x2 j% m+ H) o' V6 N- B
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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1 o; w$ r- D! E: E+ cDODGE:
5 \# M4 J# f7 ~6 G6 n7 P* E+ ODrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
+ J k% J8 F, c/ a" E2 ~! WDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater 9 q2 |1 q1 A! t0 S& k
Dead Old Dog Going East
& @5 W2 S0 T( U) p) n; pDead On Day Guarantee Expires
5 A4 v) C( J6 k4 R3 iDead On Delivery, Go Easy
' [/ U( {6 m5 i5 X5 L, IDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired / m+ k: H! ^$ z1 u( w/ F9 w1 f: H
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
! }! d: A* S4 ?0 [( |6 k& N/ D W F5 EDear Old Dads Garage Experiment - M, b' C$ b7 p& a
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
+ K" e* t; P- Z! N, e. t" uEvery Day Something Else Leaks
" k+ O& r% b, X5 W) R1 C+ D; q- OEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs 2 w B, j/ x+ T
+ W7 {1 m- r7 }) ^; d6 cFIAT:
' h& l1 X6 z! c8 WFailure in Italian Automotive Technology ( h* O6 K2 L& u9 H5 a0 |+ j3 j$ o/ v& X
Fix It Again, Tony 6 |+ i# S p- _8 C( I
Fix It All the Time
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Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: ) ?8 D* d! C/ k3 V+ s1 W- a6 {
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
0 K, r% p3 O3 X5 L" k% YFix Or Repair Daily 8 T& \% n4 ?2 u: m7 m: p% n" n
Found On Road Dead
/ t; G& Z6 N/ M- U" ] J7 l$ U( YFast Only Rolling Downhill
$ U* f1 J& M5 w$ L, g! j0 PFirst On Race Day ; U9 B) D8 z- E: W5 X. h, ^
First On Recall Day
, C( Z W. S: j! wFabricated Of Refried Dung
7 C* ?4 g' W7 d4 `Fails On Rainy Days
_4 q3 M% P% nFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
2 q% {, y) s. _$ \& H- t& dFatally Obese Redneck Driver
7 E$ o; \$ u! P1 X: |, YFault Of R&D
1 T3 {. C/ ~0 CFinally Obsolete Racing Device 9 M( |/ L6 \& H% H( Y
Fireball On Rear Denting 7 E$ J# W( J) J+ H3 A
First On Road to Dump 8 U( q4 B3 g7 h- L. e
First On Rust and Deterioration $ B" D& m: ]6 m& [) {4 y+ H' [, K
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma # X+ }* O( A' F# u+ y
Flipping Over Results in Death
U8 h6 x: Z4 B, ]& s" I& @Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
0 \$ H8 \& r* j& p- E2 H& EFollow Our Rusty Dogsled H' X+ H* ?! K1 e' B* B0 M
Foot On Road Decelerates
) ]( b& d8 r, b7 ]# MForced On Reluctant Drivers 1 Y8 n) Y7 S' G2 E% X
Formed Of Rejected DNA % A4 ]; Z" `4 }$ c. u1 M9 ?
Forwarded Once; Return Denied ) \, A- \: T, z
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 8 m) [& g) T7 @0 B8 \) W
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
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Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
$ d- s& o( {6 Q2 Q$ |7 X4 }6 `Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 3 b& }. H& U) {) i: K$ Y" v2 v
Free Or Reduced Drastically
7 k+ w) c/ q. C( i5 A: @' p& rFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ' X; I8 G# p5 b: V( V
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable * ]) G9 V% Z( G' e" Y
Funny Old Rattling Dump % V5 W! [: n8 F4 ^! }
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
+ `, P {! O. G1 @8 eFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
; i% m& e3 g% ]( MFound Out-Right Dangerous
4 \5 E: T% I3 XFuture Of Racings Delight ! g! E9 P& N4 P" J4 |
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 0 ]5 U4 X/ ?9 M5 {+ W6 S* V
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 3 _: r8 B# q" n% i
LTD:
5 d6 u H4 K5 H3 cLacks Total Dependability 8 V0 E0 D. ~! V, v# Q
Lots To Do
N. G1 a/ t0 N3 [Looses Transmissions Daily
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2 d% p9 T6 {. iGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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9 A( e% f8 G" N" ^" {" {General Maintenance
! u0 t( Q1 I2 w- @' J7 v2 J$ gGreat Mistake
9 f2 ^3 F( h- p' z# Z8 `+ G: eGarbage Motors
H) u4 ]. V! ^Generally Miserable
, z- @4 B# o5 o }Grossly Misconceived 8 c- z% r+ r x4 g, S
Gluteus Maximus
* W; H: @- { sGood Money
& W4 l& |% i e# Z nGoofy's Manufacturing
# E9 y6 n! r8 [Gone Mental ) U* P# a0 o# Z0 B: S
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Grief & Misery Combined
O6 ]9 w7 A5 a8 T" T1 X! }Garage Man's Companion
( ]. I, T# y4 n5 ]& ]Gotta Mechanic Coming?
' o4 d: Z: ]* J5 C* B, cGenerally Mediocre Cars 9 S" n: X0 x- }
Get More Chicks + p' W: D8 ]! A3 o" O1 z
Gets Mechanics Crazy
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' I7 K4 _3 H' L1 b, AGot More Crap 1 Q* L- y8 F p7 m0 r, G4 B1 ]) {
Great Mountain Climber
) ]1 u) Q! s7 t: {Great Motor Car
% ~$ _$ }) w0 j# a! n- @: V* sGod Made Chevy ; c2 P) M( C* S% ? r1 t$ b: S
Good Moron Car * ^# g4 W( e- c# M) i' ^# z
Got Mine Cheap 0 m8 `2 {+ K$ M7 q' l$ b2 Z
Get My Checkbook
( ]1 A4 d/ j- K2 ?Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
- z- r# c" [0 j% \3 B) CGas, Tires, Oil , {! }8 W( Q, C. M- x" F
Get Tools Out $ G1 d- ~9 u, |6 T- H i s- m
Get To Onramp
: r1 F1 K5 L* x/ d3 {$ L) hGood To Own
) A0 \$ F5 b9 n" [+ g' x+ FGet The Others . ^2 M; R; M* Y6 z- j" E1 c* z
Generally Trashed Out + R' S0 R H. J: }5 o* t
Good Time Out
8 J, I' G; ^8 r% LGone To Overdrive 4 I1 H- Q2 d% B7 ~0 w
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HONDA: 5 ^1 @4 B: H9 g- e
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
1 f8 Y+ g8 o8 }; h$ THad One Never Did Again
5 X% H) N& f. x. Q6 d* r4 x( sHang On, Not Done Accelerating
D. @: g0 G5 U( MHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 4 @$ y0 m1 Y! D7 N
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles & V5 G# t; ?/ a ?& f* P4 C1 t
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
5 W/ k1 a9 [$ Q- `& ~6 N$ g9 HHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ( q; w. c0 J4 V; c N [
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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( q2 s0 h; D! K- ^+ }HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 1 p. k3 F% Z- P0 {; r B6 t
8 o5 q& F h7 t, C& R7 {4 IJEEP: 9 q. U* W$ T' Q: P' o) }: W
Just Eats Every Part
" ]2 J8 o; |$ UJust Empty Every Pocket
& Z+ o% u" k7 Z A" ?% lJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
8 T5 \6 H' g& ~/ z; n1 yJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes * B( j8 a3 u5 ^: |2 k* R- X; O: U
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 2 L' x1 y. n7 e* W0 v
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Kick It Around
- R, }% B9 c/ K' P' m$ g: u( g! EKick It Again
$ U3 a, ^6 G, R- u" ]Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along / a6 a( `- ~* L+ J) \; O6 N8 C' p+ \
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MG:
8 Y+ a3 H" B( S( aMoney Guzzler / o- x' i, W0 q+ L3 ^' l
Mostly Garaged ( h- m% L0 W& c1 F, X8 ?
Major Goof 2 Z1 Z$ P3 b7 j+ @9 X m+ d
MGB: Might Go Backwards
; Y6 w' T' B7 S: M, HMGB: Might Go, But . . . : d( J" z$ K( N/ g/ m+ R
MGB: Motor Going Bad : i: T ~7 `6 |
MGF: Might Go Forward 7 {" F; J2 `0 O* |7 d
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9 \7 _' G V" x4 a3 kMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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( X6 A) `% K4 Z/ d! VMOPAR
+ M- o/ O' Y( j6 U3 R2 z" D& oMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 5 t2 A. |- u1 c4 \/ a
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ' ?- i0 r1 Q: J0 O! T: M0 X
Most Often Passed At Races
" _8 V# L/ W/ xMostly Old Parts And Rust - T+ [. t+ G3 b- i. f3 ^9 f+ I
Move Over People Are Racing 8 q8 e- \6 H0 r( {3 D) R
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly ! s+ I: e5 A( [& n' [' X
My Old Pig Ain't Running
# j9 |4 R& E6 U' r7 }3 o! ^5 Q1 OMy Only Problems Are Repairs - w; d0 j' e7 o3 n
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
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MUSTANG:
% v8 z% b+ R3 j5 }Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 7 ?3 A, b" Q9 h# e
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
' z. ~0 ~! w+ @8 }- a, Z* |+ KMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
7 v; i- N, _7 q: z* ]6 M0 fMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
$ z8 E6 g2 ]* M3 i. A$ AOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday f7 G% m8 @7 B3 _- @
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: - s; Y6 Y j/ v8 Q) q- c- A& _+ c
Put In Nickel To Operate " L! k1 c: U0 q
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 8 F+ u, D8 N$ w
Put In New Transmission Often : u4 z, M! J! b" \* l
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: ' B/ N; k7 w n( h/ M/ D
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
# ]! |/ c3 O$ w# R0 H/ u$ HPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ' {8 i; ^ b+ K9 [" O
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PORSCHE: ( F6 w" \ w% u9 [; c4 p
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
2 N n+ h e. Q- ~1 g+ UPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough E4 `* s! p( C/ H! T
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SAAB: : N1 F+ e" c g2 V% K5 ?1 a
Send Another Automobile Back $ B5 z4 i, q# ?, O# y1 r, [+ D9 y$ n
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 0 S& U9 V# d9 }+ d
Sad Attempt At Beauty % d7 @/ i. k5 ~0 k: l
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
- F" P3 ~% Y4 W) }2 P5 B" TShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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. R8 [% S/ n) XSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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4 z, Z; X4 W$ Q g/ MTOYOTA:
" s% o5 o9 M! D0 s/ D9 r' F) X+ tToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ! M- Y8 a' f. ~$ b; t8 [
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 2 U w% x9 g2 O
The One You Ought To Avoid 8 K/ w" R. l( |7 v& q5 n
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 5 C* b W4 U4 y, r9 E5 e: q7 M6 g
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! n, L6 T% s# b; T$ }
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TR: Tools Required z8 [- {- ^; {
* k/ U/ Z- f0 A: Q! E. C3 g! OVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 6 O% k! }2 Q R$ W! f
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VW:
0 R8 |+ F2 m# |+ |1 ^# p0 _Vintage Wreck
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