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ACURA: : M) H8 I; c4 K
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ; x9 }7 y: U/ B D. t) ?4 V7 R
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: . b5 Z# _% E/ Q0 ?
All Makes Combined 9 m8 q' I0 x# }" b9 k5 R
A Major Cost ) P% o. c0 [& G( N
A Mutated Car
0 k3 D, J" G! _0 K2 o0 }$ m) q+ |A Morons Car 1 ~9 ~3 c0 B% @9 _$ |3 A
Another Major Catastrophe ) O, V" T0 s, n7 k& B
A Man's Car
$ g; h6 B- ~% d+ |/ BA Miss Conception 2 ]4 r8 V" I7 H g6 _
All Muscle Car . O. }$ i8 p/ B: V" Q
All Most Car 3 s0 q$ R& r! K
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
$ p9 \1 A7 T# `2 ]- iAutomotive Mental Cruelty 5 _8 \$ _, y1 z6 M( Z% l
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$ e, O1 H, q% KAUDI: , I6 D6 ~' I2 w1 F/ r; v0 \
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 7 p* o) {2 R3 e0 V8 Q
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 0 e ?* J5 e! E1 o
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
/ D; D) Z/ ~1 x7 V4 s2 kAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention . A; w* \+ r+ x& S; U u! A
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence # O! a* p: u5 Z+ M0 q
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. $ _6 C4 p* I: ] Q2 z! d
All Unnecessary Devices Installed $ o: v- F1 ?/ ~) T" G/ ~$ z8 s
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: x; T' d4 |" M3 }9 S3 ]( ?BMW: 5 B# Y. ]$ X- F6 |2 P( I% F
Big Money Works $ a8 @6 \# m0 e* l! o
Bought My Wife 4 q0 M, g3 X% `
Brutal Money Waster $ T/ V1 ~5 l: E; }! g
Break My Window 0 _/ I5 L4 S B& d( p& H; m
Break My Windshield % }2 m, [) G0 f% }3 @: f8 ^
Babbling Mechanical Wench % W2 r, @+ G8 C' P; W* c3 ?' Q
Beastly Monstrous Wonder & s, Y# k6 l ]
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
' |6 M% L/ p \, XBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 5 a/ v( i# v! f6 m$ I7 T2 q
Barely Moving Wreck ! A& L/ Q+ V% o$ R9 ]. u5 a& R
Big Money Waste
" O% [3 I+ ~1 x) W6 {Big Money. Why?
@+ Z% L5 b+ o1 x8 y( PBig Money Works * s. y# j0 k# v- u3 w
Born Moderately Wealthy
% ]" w Z! e% H5 ]& SBreaks Most Wrenches ( Y! [5 D& K5 i# S3 m& |8 D% O. A
Bring Many Wrenches 9 _- a' s0 q* H% \3 z8 \& f
Brings Me Women
5 s. F1 z6 c3 l7 Y( W5 T) UBrings More Women
: w9 g7 `8 r* C) M N( hBroken Money Waster
# N) w" V' @% B4 TBroke My Wallet 3 U. r1 G4 k, b0 ^
Broken Monstrous Wonder
- x* D' `$ N8 A- G7 F* O# tBumbling Mechanical Wretch & [" \* t# c }& h+ X/ ?
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
5 A, N) a$ y) aBavarian Manure Wagon * R( v+ C4 j' P) X: ]: T
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# I) u" b. {" B5 v- XBUICK:
5 `; }( M/ a. j2 kBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
+ D/ c" j- V9 g$ z" s: |Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
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: g* A0 f2 Q% @0 A" P& ^Can't America Make A Real One?
" R+ M9 E7 c6 f- j5 QChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
9 Y( Z( Y8 h3 q/ N0 j9 E$ uCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often 4 R: |( D, S) z1 ]* Y6 \, Y. c
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$ Y% k/ ~% l a8 @1 d3 M9 v/ w4 I$ zCHEVROLET: * S: Y+ G2 E" `, X7 b$ M8 Q% |
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
9 T$ g3 q; [, y% p" L% j9 u0 VCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time L+ Q. w- K3 h) _7 `
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time , w5 ]; Y% Y# u& r
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques ' q( z& T' W3 |
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
, S, j7 s1 W R6 Y2 l$ F/ v& eDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
4 Q8 \8 c0 f/ Z! Z6 B' g5 i6 h: _* W8 kDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater 1 X8 S( K( o/ ?! n7 }) }
Dead Old Dog Going East
V. s( D4 T0 y9 \4 C) G5 R3 }" gDead On Day Guarantee Expires 7 M+ N4 z$ J6 ^
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy ' @& P6 X/ t( {/ G- K
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired # `. K& V; l4 i. l
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
& Q2 b" J7 v, h& W5 f+ m9 NDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 5 x. D/ L* } M4 n6 b: J8 |1 G. X
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive # S% }5 W" P- H9 |- S. o
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EDSEL: 8 U% b6 w ^' n5 j* O+ m1 K d
Every Day Something Else Leaks
' y1 H( e9 ]! l1 k' i- @3 nEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs - o' N) I3 `9 Z5 n2 `' L8 O
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FIAT: * s2 M0 ]6 ^ n8 t b y
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
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7 h+ H( B' G7 C$ p$ e3 FFix It All the Time 6 `" E# l6 d; m7 K
Found In A Toilet
2 j* J/ F8 d2 \. C) r9 a. LFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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0 b( J( B5 h6 a. HFORD: % C- \+ L1 ?6 k# e9 Z; J
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge & k0 ~2 J0 j/ o3 Z8 ^$ j# _
Fix Or Repair Daily
. s7 X$ i: [& P! gFound On Road Dead # L9 f9 G0 S5 G4 n$ h1 y- d
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
+ q6 z% \# k% m3 w! U2 t, XFirst On Race Day " k( Y) f1 [. G' A
First On Recall Day * V1 L1 K% a, E5 d9 `; G9 U
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 0 U! e' c' P4 L+ |7 e/ z4 ]& \
Fails On Rainy Days 9 X2 c$ z7 }, z6 U1 U" W& S. j
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream " I8 y8 S) }4 d& Q* B4 E: _
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver ! z8 b1 @, j0 s k' V" Z
Fault Of R&D & F$ ]% \, `. w6 I+ w" ?/ x
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 8 @& }" O5 |. r: ~2 \/ O9 H# e M
Fireball On Rear Denting [4 L& u0 k0 t7 o6 t0 g& N
First On Road to Dump * f3 Q9 U$ Q8 [8 E. V
First On Rust and Deterioration & W* C8 i7 T9 `+ b
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
1 k3 a( v+ }. [( J4 i$ r; YFlipping Over Results in Death # W5 p8 s7 }4 C' o
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster \9 ?/ e! x& S/ _
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled ; {3 }1 J& S7 s1 W, Z
Foot On Road Decelerates
g0 Q# `; T- ?0 s5 rForced On Reluctant Drivers
) ]7 X& ]6 Q L9 ^Formed Of Rejected DNA
; `- M6 \% f1 K; i- e8 Y/ MForwarded Once; Return Denied
6 q2 v8 A4 l( nForward Only; Reverse Defective ) @" q- M, v1 a; `
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin $ h, J7 R; ^$ @7 s$ n/ Q+ F: L( h' L
Fork Over Repair Dough
* \* ^2 m3 F5 q! vFouled Out Re-done Dodge 0 d# v; |" k7 Y9 t) i) a0 O: Q
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration , V1 N# p E+ o' C1 L& s. i
Free Or Reduced Drastically + b0 t! Y: L Z: U4 L
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ; p$ X' [2 K) o5 B0 j3 I! J
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 8 _/ x7 t! W; p
Funny Old Rattling Dump 2 @; n0 K! m, V' }' \
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ! H4 q, X+ Y$ r
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 8 {) d- X6 h+ o# u- T: Z( v
Found Out-Right Dangerous 7 O% ?3 f2 H* V; y$ ~6 N; ?$ Q
Future Of Racings Delight 9 b. U) B+ c* a4 A
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 1 g, j1 t9 p4 B. R$ B$ G- ?0 w$ f. J
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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9 n3 P4 U; E; y1 x2 q( u8 O1 ^Lacks Total Dependability
9 S$ o( _- o! BLots To Do * _1 [8 H2 J- e a% J
Looses Transmissions Daily
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' V7 b$ y, `2 m2 bGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 6 t4 C+ j0 k3 B5 J0 F
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GM:
1 ?) W9 F/ b; y7 f! x$ zGeneral Maintenance
. T& S# X5 \3 xGreat Mistake
! y8 r6 v' D! f V! _/ t. vGarbage Motors
) q. g( k8 f, h7 ?0 {0 p/ R8 O1 ~Generally Miserable & P D$ _5 @2 z; H1 n; ]
Grossly Misconceived ( z: a; N- m) e
Gluteus Maximus
8 e: p, n$ d b7 j( V0 @- @Good Money
5 ^+ ~7 L! B9 F4 }) C y- PGoofy's Manufacturing
& s6 V6 x) l) O7 qGone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined % K; }9 M, l3 q/ V4 F
Garage Man's Companion
8 x; D% m f1 n' `Gotta Mechanic Coming?
& `. Y- G3 q' |Generally Mediocre Cars
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7 o. y( I2 j4 b$ p/ @Gets Mechanics Crazy 3 o7 j* _# \/ K4 p
Gods Mechanical Curse 0 G% V, ]1 N1 e. V) W: H4 `4 Z6 f
Got More Crap
' W2 w3 H( E9 r u; N0 y- _Great Mountain Climber 9 q' U$ w9 Y \# d9 y
Great Motor Car ( b( C5 o: q0 Y! u3 r9 \2 y5 z
God Made Chevy 0 S1 K4 ]8 O% I1 a3 z
Good Moron Car
/ ?' m& q0 b" `" M% i% `2 GGot Mine Cheap # _2 T/ ?4 |+ v
Get My Checkbook
+ \2 F+ f2 \ Y$ x3 LGone Mad Corp. 3 j0 z8 L' @8 d( z. x w N; x
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GTO: ' L, v7 E' n! w) t
Gas, Tires, Oil
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Get To Onramp
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Get The Others 7 p4 k! e$ X( p. M4 w
Generally Trashed Out
* Y; u- m( n* H Z8 K8 o! FGood Time Out 1 _& Q S' q) b* t4 R h/ T, Z7 j
Gone To Overdrive ! n, q8 \. c4 k% R8 G
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& X* x+ ^: D, ?8 `, |: @7 SHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
2 d; x% g Z+ s7 p" m$ A. V* cHad One Never Did Again
3 Q" B3 Z3 u' x) X# X; VHang On, Not Done Accelerating : h# V- y- \- ]+ B; C" t4 D6 W! ]
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles $ i9 J: K2 i# e+ s0 A+ s
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
. l6 `; E: K) `. l4 d2 B* N' SHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration - }; D& Y% R- r6 ^6 I: O
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ]* }" _! Q/ L" H+ G) ~
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 3 u, T4 i( _8 r& \) j- A- C
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9 d* k" ~* `, {; N% a: {5 KJust Eats Every Part
- k$ L) e8 ?% r5 YJust Empty Every Pocket * @& x' H4 V2 A" P2 J% h8 n
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
9 [6 |8 u: r# A- Y( G C2 K, P4 @Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
7 o9 I0 c" r b9 G+ n9 gJinxed Engine has Extra Parts 3 p! J" n6 ~9 ]1 c' b9 K. ]. s
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KIA:
1 C( {. \/ Q8 V! mKick It Around
& B0 N' h$ b! B% R9 {Kick It Again 6 \/ e' [. q! u
Killed In Action 9 ]8 ]" g) F% f( R2 t6 c
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, W1 |. s# K- V1 y# Q# g" \7 bLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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. h7 Q, h2 L! _3 C: KMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
$ [2 e4 e. W; G1 P% U; |& wMostly Garaged
" {* q: T6 x. H1 c' q: U4 OMajor Goof [ V* r2 [+ `* i# X% q
MGB: Might Go Backwards & [; v5 z- t" |! J: c
MGB: Might Go, But . . . . `) S: ]7 N- N( Y( z; f
MGB: Motor Going Bad 6 b* n5 X9 y) s |, g
MGF: Might Go Forward
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/ C& W5 x5 q4 xMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
9 ~" Z/ ^* S9 U8 `* o' }6 f/ j& NMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
. d2 [ U. r1 ]5 IMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
! ^6 t7 F: |% B/ bMost Often Passed At Races ( v5 M0 K/ h T- s
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 3 J4 a4 s( ~7 h+ A
Move Over People Are Racing
( z) i1 z! \0 P& tMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
) G E* N% W# h) @My Old Pig Ain't Running
* i' I. o: q1 O& G" |+ d1 c% CMy Only Problems Are Repairs
8 ]% d' a+ c# mMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
@& }) X5 T: c C7 m& k& H$ z! CMore Often Parts Are Replaced 7 x6 f9 `9 U* L" w0 M
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( i$ [ ]8 |, o* C# BMUSTANG: 1 O+ D% T# G0 x
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
) U, [+ ^$ T2 c6 YMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
! j8 n: k6 [$ [% B7 z$ GMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
6 t$ k' ~) `/ C3 dMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO " J! R; A1 i. F K$ D
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OLDSMOBILE:
' }9 U) K6 N, L2 H- T, DOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
8 g6 l* g" ~* E8 E; A9 EOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 7 u" M) Q: Q3 Y) b& E
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PINTO: 6 R4 l$ w8 m' L$ y3 c) h
Put In Nickel To Operate ) o1 U$ p; _) b: d. g, C5 r- _* M9 |7 |
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
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Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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d+ q2 i( l9 A5 u3 C! }PONTIAC:
- K; E9 @! {+ e3 w" J' P! MPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car $ g, N8 v0 D0 W; K9 M
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac : n0 G% y1 l2 j( {
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PORSCHE:
3 s8 n/ s6 h6 A9 g! O. _1 uProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
$ I6 y, a6 |% H* u# vPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
+ E; q9 a9 r5 H$ ^; K5 d1 I! hSend Another Automobile Back
" B$ S9 H5 q. m8 t3 ~Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
$ }! y! c5 s3 c4 s. d3 SSad Attempt At Beauty
) W9 J$ o9 m' K) {4 ~. |& L; ASorry Auto, Always Broken
/ i& E1 {; J0 C* d) ~, yShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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6 @- a& W" I$ q' p, w5 g3 |TOYOTA:
1 P, K) L: R. ~% P' RToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
% S$ M- v# m& ITorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
6 q& [, w7 Z' R9 q2 m0 t: PThe One You Ought To Avoid / R5 X8 Y' G6 n- c
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TRIUMPH:
3 e$ | f7 M; `7 x' P+ _+ Q9 a7 _: `This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
" n: T: n- _4 \4 F; p+ s# qTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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1 r: Z& n7 n9 {8 w7 ~" STR: Tools Required * ~% J p) L5 B8 u
8 @$ G6 U( t6 W2 uVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 9 e8 D2 y) ~) i9 E" u: M$ o/ l
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VW: $ X2 p7 ?/ \: R1 \! [' G
Vintage Wreck
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