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& ` _8 J6 `/ X o. T# N# pA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. # h" o3 D9 q+ {: ?/ |! {7 V+ A5 @' h
/ H9 ^4 t- l' |! ?5 k5 U) K% t) IThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 7 j# \: B3 l; _8 M; G
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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2 E0 u7 o3 w! V, H$ bThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 2 z Q; I; v& o7 O5 ?0 O
* @( V* ?# m# T7 @5 CSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. % s$ j% t3 p& A, W. O. `( g
6 h- m% C( Y" yAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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; g% h' U* T7 p1 R1 m zThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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