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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. . R/ M! f; n' X5 x& r# F S
) w* i: P5 m5 F! H' W- G, TThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." : p6 Y8 y3 h4 s# [ i+ k. ]
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 9 H8 N+ ]4 C P3 B/ n
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 6 s; H3 C2 [2 d9 ^% [; U0 s; y m
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 0 q7 y1 z, W3 w4 m% n
! n3 d6 X* c2 D; `1 n- |After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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6 }( y$ d" S4 I! wThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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