Sex life after marriage

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Sex life after marriage
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) B2 W5 b5 e# M8 RA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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3 R2 E$ L! [' q/ P% y6 sThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."

The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.

2 R8 w8 u+ \4 W) t! mThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.

0 e+ k0 I) ?" iAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."

) d. r3 g/ S. Y6 p( ]The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"

eagle2008

lington

That's a good one, sweetie

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心跳呼吸正常

婚后才...
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