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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought; ]9 P( f% g- {7 W# L; R# P" v% I
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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0 r; c/ |# C% x# o& Q- K9 [1 YThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could: Y) n: ~! c4 t$ i0 F
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.! U! S% A9 B7 D% t! {" L
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."8 {4 J7 E; s5 ?) v r/ {% B- g3 }
z" Q7 x" N9 B' i3 B+ w# p9 w4 CThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the3 p8 B7 Y1 J0 C( q- F6 A$ N
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."* W8 S) J* V, b# @/ i1 X5 E
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"0 n% ~ c# c+ C6 \) ^4 \
2 C# w& m$ L2 G4 ~$ L. n* cNo response.
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. I. O4 }4 p4 }+ I9 kSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and& M4 U4 q3 ]# S
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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8 \; X. _8 V* e! J0 d% L1 R; y) c7 k# rStill no response.- h' [3 ^$ T- d1 j: n1 H
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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, N- Y6 J- e; Q aAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's ! s8 `9 R1 Z1 j2 u' H. ?7 g4 V4 h: ?
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"* Y1 n0 o* O; v! }: O, X" V8 h& z
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(I just love this)
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1 ?: i( Y. q3 ]"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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