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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
2 z' x: o, m- x* e$ E2 Y1 dshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called0 ^& ?. p2 `" ?0 a( n5 I
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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$ y, _- h1 U% H$ @Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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+ r) ^4 r& M4 N3 a! QThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
/ _7 @* ]/ H  w2 i- \' T/ yden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
6 T6 T1 j! [8 @. b5 D' F- aThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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- `; h2 r( M, B" b3 o6 mNo response./ I  x, }1 a1 t

) e& w* d) B( e( [* P! u6 j+ p; t2 NSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and' M% M3 Q# R3 n/ v! s
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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4 U5 d; d% O2 G3 e* t' V$ yStill no response.9 D/ C- E- {8 @
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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" n; H. k3 k) P/ o0 [' e+ h* D% P4 l3 \Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
" m1 W6 X; b# A0 \3 Dfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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* X5 p# S$ r  z6 I* `7 tSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"# M, t/ k, C* ]0 b
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