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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought2 `  |: W. Y+ a8 X( D2 i
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called) Z1 j0 I+ m+ o3 f$ t2 A
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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0 f/ O' {/ X: r6 c8 H) WThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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' e( T/ m% r* k9 X# c! ?: t" dHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
8 A) N7 b( `6 Q+ Dand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
7 h( E9 B% \9 v0 n! p: H9 p. Q' ugo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."( R# p5 o9 J/ S; x+ V1 m
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the( T, Y8 I& N" K
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
2 F3 K# t0 B* U* W3 z4 l1 GThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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& K5 a  ]5 ?) @8 f# KNo response.% b) y- B5 s4 r$ J: i

; c$ @% Z1 W7 VSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
5 B9 u- Q8 i7 ~0 b, T7 e2 rrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"$ K  Q9 K5 Z& H* Q3 a. i
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife/ S. F3 j% C3 E- ]
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response./ \% n2 Z, c% z+ M; Q2 D

4 v" p5 G) j" t: Q, z2 P2 FSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
7 V, j4 y  Y# J1 i! y* qfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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1 l* u/ R) A- R+ q" ~: ?So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"4 |, w  w% D* y7 S$ i& @

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