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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought3 M& p# U* s5 S8 G4 z! P
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could* \+ C9 t( N7 K* f: O1 c' W
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."1 I( H0 H" o0 R
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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  d/ k% G+ \+ B) u- ^No response., Z- k" B" F. r& r+ P

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repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife! y9 Q3 d/ @% G! S
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.: P5 S1 c$ Z. Y
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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% w% F9 c9 M# J+ i6 x5 n7 ?' kSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"" d) _- m; [: b" T- _2 U/ t6 N

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