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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.) O1 d# ^ T3 `8 D. x
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: p% j# Z* h1 @ ]+ L' J" w7 g
2 F- c/ n5 ^: G* m1 v P/ u& }When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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2 b/ }0 k2 e8 K" rThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.3 R9 J! T2 D/ G# ^
$ X7 w% Y. T' Q: K NThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.4 R7 v0 i _/ D+ i/ E
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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