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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.! }2 g3 o) S$ T+ ]& x& K0 i. d
: x7 _' @. i; L3 xThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:% G I, ]( a0 e# K2 ]
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned., g( d& S3 F3 l# q
" R, S9 z4 a( M' Z' v/ r# CThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.# \' M' N5 \0 e1 H' a
4 L. y; Z: a+ j: s' q: LThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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1 t* E& g$ `0 v" GBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."/ Z) D* `+ \2 o4 |
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“Case Dismissed” |
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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