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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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$ b s! r& d. r6 [7 ?8 E: z6 s! ]The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.2 m* i8 m _# m7 S. v/ [) h
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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$ ~( [! C0 h& V: o- OWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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% f6 n0 @8 q s$ `( b5 a2 E. L$ qThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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7 }2 A. [ _+ H, g7 [Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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$ t# I0 j2 K& O/ i& _BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it.", f( h! J2 N: ^3 w: P
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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