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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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3 E8 w/ K& E, W3 z% [This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.( C7 ^% Q+ g# w s% ~ ?
, {: V) f$ w: k/ u# {1 mThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.# Z/ m/ x6 q/ v# A4 j/ T$ U
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:$ V, D8 i1 `6 p% i" Q* P0 s. M
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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0 i) f( n' o1 m& E7 jThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.9 J8 N' K# o; Y
. W% {5 i j# w- ]/ _ I" gThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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" H' W2 v3 y4 vBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."# ~: D6 K1 [$ i
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“Case Dismissed” |
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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