The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

( W, ^+ F3 m8 Q' l) Y. zThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

* s, v* s+ ~, e* D8 ^* nThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

8 f4 u0 W9 n( T# AWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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0 o( j: Y8 {3 C5 z- K- GThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

“Case Dismissed”

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Funny

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