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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.! e# F8 R# v% N( o( ]
. ~. e! a8 f' ~2 A4 L( jThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.3 y8 ] K/ T2 r' }4 @! V
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.) f& C5 ~/ D& u* B" C- O: x
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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S; t/ V0 ^4 G) tWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.! a9 w; B! ^. X0 W1 J7 t
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.* m5 `; w- m) s/ s3 ]$ u) Y
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.: y* x$ X0 V+ J1 H# m
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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