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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.7 ?* C  A7 y) v

2 s* O5 V* C. k- f# N: K4 YThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.* P8 d" m, p+ j4 T

8 H6 P( S$ F6 d8 Z  v7 C- rThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.! ]2 \9 D/ I; p+ P( q* Z% O

" X1 N4 D3 f. I5 B2 E. _% n( ?9 ?The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.: r- \. h( h( V

# T* R7 u" U3 p- b# f( ?" FThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.) k: v- w* {) C, v

+ T6 M) K! C; \+ u  ~BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed”
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:55 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-22 11:18 | 显示全部楼层
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