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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.( Q: |8 `" s8 G* ~6 M
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. r8 w; e- q1 ^$ J
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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& P" t6 H6 F& a- E# ?- gWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.5 r) q* x) R# v! P/ ~* b, ~
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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5 N; |! X! z- @% ~; m4 i! G6 c0 iBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."% _" M0 H% u& b1 k
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“Case Dismissed” |
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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