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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.8 x# ~+ Z, \8 a9 d+ a0 \# r

' b5 o& o9 Y4 O0 R) z  i5 `' }1 bThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.# r( v: f# |. [
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.! y+ k5 Z& z- `6 @

% }5 ^8 z! ]7 nThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.! I) r* i/ ?4 K! ?) o% u! I! }9 f
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.+ Q7 k! ?5 S' S+ ?6 i% e" a1 U

) j/ Q& ]4 _& T, o* vThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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/ A& S* O( M: r1 BBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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6 w$ }+ D/ [( u; q% T5 d: ~6 p' o% U“Case Dismissed”
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:55 | 显示全部楼层
Funny
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发表于 2008-5-22 11:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-22 12:34 | 显示全部楼层
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