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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.# b. p! b% Z3 @5 o3 I
8 u" z; a0 V, u6 O/ |This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.7 V# \& Y$ J2 x1 i
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.$ H* k* C* H9 C
6 p! c: K6 t' M1 R9 pThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:# V( }/ F! U' D
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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! N, L: X; w8 ~2 `' Y: B$ E9 dThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile." k ~, A0 q% W) t2 g R1 J0 w
: y( a' s. C* P6 o$ a8 b# ?) LThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.% T+ T o% U1 C9 m
I s: P# ~; p. I e" ]$ v! DBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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