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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.+ U# \, b# `: k" D* o5 [
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.! T/ |) e9 N1 J9 a) p x" K4 H+ ^
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.7 [4 Y, w5 n7 f+ d: \: Z
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:* p+ ^; G' a) ~/ F+ A4 A+ _! S1 l
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.9 O) g. W/ S2 V
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.# h$ {3 \6 i5 k9 v. M
9 U9 h. O* U5 g5 @* KThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.3 d9 D7 X2 ]$ R2 R8 {+ h; ]
3 G+ E0 A/ \) U+ ?) k# }$ fBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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