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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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6 x1 v( ^1 G" t3 C; \" S2 bThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.$ T4 h( `, {$ d9 U, X% I4 ^
! g; |5 {5 g" x2 E1 W3 A7 ]) NThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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2 _( e% l4 M3 @! z1 CWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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" k3 Q& a7 h: D( ~BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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