The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

( q% l5 Z+ {, o7 ?4 j/ e; pThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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$ m0 L& Q- [' K+ L, a, T4 nThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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6 ~( F# V, z7 ^3 a: F0 k  Q6 TWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

* ]/ m( C2 Y( y, E4 EThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

“Case Dismissed”

Dumber

Funny

没心没肺

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