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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.( U/ i9 @" m& u- h J8 h# @( v3 b6 j
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.3 \& [4 y, t! B; n! h9 X5 H
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.. z+ z7 ~/ D* h' g. b6 F$ q7 ~
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:8 x$ R: N+ Q/ Z. h! t+ H9 T
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.8 l' I `0 Y; L
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.2 y- p1 ~# R$ {+ l2 k% M! |4 |& }
/ k9 S( U( }3 s% mThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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' R% o& i+ M3 m; R9 a& d$ eBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."; [# g. }. B5 i. g6 J
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“Case Dismissed” |
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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