BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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7 f: k" b( o) o. @  O+ X5 O'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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  `# \* l0 _/ m* v- D8 K3 |+ x9 e- ~I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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