An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra % v4 p# [% q/ z% K# G / k1 q- s8 [/ M* ?0 M3 M2 f'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'* G) s. l8 U# w% V
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' , q9 R, x- Q' ], J; N; v; @6 Y6 @# W; B, ]( E
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 4 Y' J0 c4 y: n & N5 R4 U4 C# U* r* a2 g: M
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 8 _9 U4 u d- h/ {* A) m9 ?( x$ q+ i+ s" U3 O
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'