An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ' { `4 h" L& O0 O2 B" D
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'& p" r+ _( R5 _# f0 T' F2 o7 D
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' # y' t9 j6 R' D/ J1 C1 J7 l7 b, I& U3 G X ~- q# d, R: X
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 9 a- m; }+ p( q8 `4 l ) x6 S/ C) E0 Z3 ^" X7 k
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. - D9 \* y f5 W , g; I, j2 D7 c4 x4 II just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'