An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 3 ?" W$ \0 k/ }( u J
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'6 u. b$ m) i5 n5 s
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '- G1 q1 Z) x B
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' " j* E- i' S, Q& i; h0 ~, V3 p: z3 m" p ' w& J8 r: l2 D6 ?7 |! ['I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ; q9 o O+ [7 H
% A7 _. C& s7 o6 d" FI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'