BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

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2 a2 f* R) @: b% \6 z'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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+ Y% `# J6 h9 n( I'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

* P, ?' l5 `2 @/ s5 }( \" f6 GI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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