BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
   
3 p! ]7 Y% k- E2 H. S% E'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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+ N* _) p5 b& _' w9 F( I. B3 wbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
( R6 [3 t1 G) X/ S2 D9 g! p'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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! _1 _2 ~! v2 q9 dI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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