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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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$ P# k: Z7 @4 fThe Cowboy says: 1 Q0 C+ ^9 b2 X' d8 q" n0 `5 w
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.9 q$ L+ v+ d" Q: y% W( Q+ T
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.% `0 T# N+ J. z8 b/ r, T8 @; {
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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