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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
1 q" V; [0 w' {9 \As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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+ ]. c4 }$ ^, w+ s! M# jThe Cowboy says: 8 Y: E" M4 y4 ]4 V9 ~' G4 @
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.) K" m# @/ i3 u, y& K9 R
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.% }$ y7 x1 K6 f! V, W2 Z
1 G$ u) V& J2 g ~" EThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
: h R6 Y( }* \! n, G1 o8 n1 X. sThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'2 r/ [7 q. M( f1 c
4 O. |8 p, O# ?6 m1 x* h* QSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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