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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
b, R. i4 W# Z9 u# sAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: : ?- k4 e% j! G. X+ L* @% W
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.6 c" `3 N- V+ d. R
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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9 e7 q5 j3 C. W1 G" zThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.: `5 o/ H) H# J4 i6 H
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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7 K1 W$ h0 F" m# K) FSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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发表于 2008-5-24 05:51
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