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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.8 \4 p4 X- @( j' x. f4 `) w }
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'9 F4 B% P% t7 ^3 J
2 G9 U( }& y4 Y6 |' S' _. OThe Cowboy says: $ Q3 U8 q+ X- A1 |( D
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.2 X N( u. W6 n$ a3 ?8 h
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.+ l4 {0 ^4 F$ m2 J# b
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.. l9 _7 C9 |+ r X, l5 T0 u5 d" p
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.3 K& R( d! c5 y
# b7 m5 e9 r$ _Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'6 W$ N% _ ^* d' L0 Z! D1 l
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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