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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.9 E) W1 B _( I2 O9 n
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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; d0 [8 {) @3 f! qThe Cowboy says: 6 q6 ` X8 }( H! \% a3 C
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.1 b8 p' e- A+ j. L i. q
& y' m6 T# p- sWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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+ i1 a' M2 g( n2 V: {7 YThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
; M/ t# C/ {. v/ ~% \0 n0 {! h GThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.6 ?, w$ T6 i7 ^4 }' j
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.') Q1 H ]' K/ b6 }
! O3 _7 x' I2 d( e/ y9 u- uSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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