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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
3 Z1 @# h/ u4 ?As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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; o, {1 s$ s. _. T1 L; _4 ?The Cowboy says: 5 }; B4 ]9 W2 E: M" n1 x- e2 Y
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.% U6 Q& ^1 ^9 a
8 t# v/ M3 j0 C# ]We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.. J! W5 Z& C9 b+ w. L' C
7 ]9 z/ q7 f" w Q/ ^Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
; \, Z9 L8 V0 kThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.5 a3 H3 w$ u" J) O; j3 {; S" M8 B
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'" S" ~9 H& k6 x7 }5 {1 H7 O! V( ?
4 C L5 J+ {3 L: O! LSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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