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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.- o0 X4 h; [$ U* W
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'! ^# V. E, |; E( M5 y/ E. g( r
7 j' e+ @0 J8 D$ ~# U5 t5 I* cThe Cowboy says: + j! |& j0 e4 N; d4 G
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.. o9 T/ {1 C% `( `3 V
# E+ L7 T4 Y# a/ N W* B# ^Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
7 ^8 h) |. H; x0 j" a" gThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.8 L9 U; }( W9 v2 c; X) W( P- \
' S9 H+ A) b$ D9 rThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'' R) J- v1 Y+ }' ?' G' P: Y6 W5 Y
1 T9 U3 E$ c! s% d3 h; o, pSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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