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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.% g6 C( |6 N' i6 |1 {3 F
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
8 T" l, j! f3 _/ g: X8 l; lThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
! M! E, _4 s) V3 r* k& w7 v0 lThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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