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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .' H: ^1 @- K6 J! i+ h
MARIA: Here it is.# d8 ~6 P' F. w+ g. d1 T
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? a, R5 t; m- \4 F0 D' ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 o/ I# J% L; \6 }& J
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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! P! F: D* i. e+ P% pTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'+ V- x( A% R8 t: v
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
" R8 K/ B2 z3 |1 ^* y3 |- MTEACHER: No, that's wrong
1 W7 ^; S; u6 G# q; F- D, wGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.9 ]% {" E" N- y* p
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?4 Y3 Q6 y8 f/ _" o
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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' c2 H+ {0 Q& D9 JDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.4 @2 R3 B0 i% e8 M- M
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) u; O# G E$ ITEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.) z4 Y) Q5 `" M6 V: ^0 w
WINNIE: Me!
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" U. h( o2 m7 t! q" wTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 t" x( c! _$ @4 O; o+ t. G: F! \GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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2 u+ i. o' K6 ]% t: D8 W& d/ `+ C/ `TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
4 }5 [. B" |3 m# HMILLIE: I is..
4 a% x$ Y4 I5 i* o% `; [& zTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
- j3 o+ z2 l/ P. KMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 0 x& [2 t2 T6 s* {3 P
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ d( u" F* K4 k$ k _0 }9 ~7 ?LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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/ O- X4 y. d. H1 l0 aTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
_/ ~0 F0 I2 M0 [+ NSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: b- @, ]& |/ ]$ @CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ l' l6 c% ^0 eHAROLD: A teacher
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