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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .& u* r5 J" [4 b4 c7 L6 a
MARIA: Here it is.7 ?$ c* e- E/ |4 j
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?* ~7 z$ D% \( ]6 E: Y, T
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 {1 i+ G/ \$ Q+ ~& t2 cJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ W* r. M% i9 BTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'* A0 ?1 k0 C# [ b4 B
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 s0 `0 f$ _) G$ A- x
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
' d; }" t7 q! ZGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. G$ x/ R: ^: }; z4 }1 \" Z& R4 V5 Y/ mTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?( Y2 e1 X: E- G' M' y& V. V7 R
DONALD: H I J K L M N O., l2 e' N! j; z& G; u* r$ f
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
6 `6 q V8 c4 r- y9 _DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.9 ]8 n8 \7 a2 {+ F; S3 }3 D
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?. ~8 |0 |/ T+ w8 X9 W
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.: T0 m& h- ~* O% q7 S
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
! D2 L7 U, [! j% f, l, a* fMILLIE: I is..
* F; M4 j. u- i' x: m3 fTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
! k) S6 r* |& X. D9 [, bMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 H; M$ A* g' I) G1 _3 {
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 a5 `3 _7 B$ @; L$ d8 N; LLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 F% v6 q4 G" m; U; Z- J4 m5 B
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.; j) L) y9 U; _3 p& T- R
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?7 N: i8 t6 z; O. V! O/ n
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, n. i. s9 A' u+ R- c
HAROLD: A teacher
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