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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ./ t; h$ J: z- _- o- l$ v* M
MARIA: Here it is.. z" w* L% N: r2 O- s9 [+ l. i8 z
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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' j; F t, v4 R5 e% p/ d6 {( ATEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % l- W7 S% E2 S* b
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.$ A4 Q9 D$ v% c, r8 ~
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, c8 N. V: q d/ Z, y, M7 qTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
1 w$ {! j0 h8 x" i kGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'2 E! A$ Q; X4 N6 u( a
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
( H0 w( T; _$ ~; N/ \GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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r8 |0 p3 a2 [9 v+ zTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?0 o8 c2 O6 n5 S& H. j% M I
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
" s, R0 P( N! cTEACHER: What are you talking about?
: W" G) {* y8 \3 G4 {DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) s; E& C- x) V( q6 v4 PTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.+ W+ @* j! g9 `( {. F; ]$ p+ y7 w
WINNIE: Me!
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* h6 I* Y6 ^7 `1 Y5 T. c! {TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?/ \; A8 l( o3 Q
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'$ K0 x3 O+ W4 w! T3 U3 S, O. J8 u" @
MILLIE: I is..
: W) y* [+ C) ~4 M! lTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'1 x% }2 Q: I- t& l0 Y
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 0 V/ x8 h& G( q6 v
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 c( e1 w& o& e, i; `$ C( lLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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/ I' f# y3 Y1 W. e: `! L% OTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, B- F* U8 }: F3 h) jSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! x$ ?1 z4 R9 n
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' p- b0 _7 G! ^TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?5 I6 l" l2 x- K- ?; G1 l$ x
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.5 H: X4 W3 g/ R% _
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) o6 x+ Q8 x2 i! \- y/ b, bTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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