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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .! M) @" [! c3 Z9 c& b {; q; u9 c
MARIA: Here it is.( i) A" \% Z, k5 M% b5 g4 s
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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7 E# L6 q/ K# I$ E4 K8 n# Q& U; [TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , S) B6 i* } d! n2 a/ \& j' N
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; r2 y4 @" f$ C' ATEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'! A7 K8 p9 }% A/ _% q* |
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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+ V/ V- Z) ?( KGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it." V/ ~* {5 f# ^& I
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2 O9 I' j# s: s9 x2 R2 e2 T9 t/ kTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ p+ Q1 f& l* |" m) w
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.* Y6 ^! \3 r$ r$ q) ?. n
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
- w$ G6 c' s4 b+ Z$ CDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! } L6 i' K( ^- g0 W$ nWINNIE: Me!9 m* {! w1 `) j
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# @( z6 u5 i0 {2 _/ y# y' KTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) t7 {3 N: t E1 G% z
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 F T G; b$ h5 vTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
6 X& I3 ~/ L6 U8 Z- ?MILLIE: I is..* H2 ~" Q6 k" H
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'. ]4 \* J0 W# N% R# C+ ]
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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: ^; I5 U1 `* i/ g; KTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?# r( x2 z+ G, q
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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# n# L, \/ {2 K+ ~TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?' ? R7 }$ J8 c+ h7 m+ D
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 X! \, |/ d' P4 O1 j2 I' bTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?5 r1 I d/ ?3 L+ I/ |. F
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?4 j% W8 ]+ z! Z8 b7 S: g; `1 T
HAROLD: A teacher
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