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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 R* e `/ q) ^1 C3 r4 f7 R
MARIA: Here it is.& N" X2 t6 B0 X
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?. F# i( k6 w5 Y
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + Q3 L6 m& d% ?! o* {' c
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables." H+ H B8 |& k+ w2 a' R+ q3 P! a' E* X
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
a) i, [& B( x: D8 XGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
: j3 J6 x4 X9 j; c! u, jTEACHER: No, that's wrong- K) J8 `2 E( ~* M' Z/ w' e
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.# q( v0 e* d* S$ A9 j
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? U1 b; p! U V- ^
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
: i9 V6 U) W4 _, Y1 iTEACHER: What are you talking about?
- U' k- S' b# j+ p* K+ }DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.' ^: T0 s9 A# G" ]
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.9 Q, n7 i5 ]1 f; g6 y% O. p7 ^
WINNIE: Me!, B" I! S) @$ k; _, F6 C4 _8 l0 D
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2 k3 T1 S2 F1 A# H& C! XTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 Q) a1 B! ~% o4 ?% hGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.1 J! J$ D+ Y2 [! ?
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' H1 P9 ~! Q* W% u# Z% \. G- Z1 XTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'7 T! N/ F) H V2 \% N( H" g
MILLIE: I is..! q( h3 R6 U) n' ~" j' a9 v$ p( G
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'- |1 m- l; P( @0 B
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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$ ?" h) g5 ?; v- BTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 G6 [ w" s( Y9 a# JLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. / U+ }4 c. }' a* N! E2 F2 Z$ L
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- {8 b* ~" q0 }. Y; m" U1 qTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?& ~" }0 K5 W# n2 J. n1 r+ q
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 c" }9 G: n2 r& YTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?: d3 g/ ^: Q' U' {( ~7 _2 L! V
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.) ?4 q# R g/ \. ~
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ S! V8 R; C- }HAROLD: A teacher
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