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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .+ Y: ?' v3 V$ u$ j
MARIA: Here it is.
$ m( m, |( a7 x6 a! gTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?6 ]5 A% N& f/ f- Z4 s2 ?: v
CLASS: Maria.
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# z' l# E) @. z; b( j' ?# k, p% RTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- w( Q* G; f, sJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'% M; g# H3 J5 }2 n* o0 h' L$ S d
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
" s; g4 j4 g; S$ G3 |: w UTEACHER: No, that's wrong
. \3 i* D" E3 pGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- q# O$ |7 n ?6 \TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?4 ?1 q" }; M8 k" `2 k
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
+ j9 P) R, g2 r& STEACHER: What are you talking about?( o9 H) U/ U) [. k2 f
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.' ?% l: n! X4 `( G
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" L# r8 m& g9 k2 Z1 `4 UWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?# ?6 H& {2 @# I+ |3 Q4 a
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 N' L, ?, F( o: z* S1 J w% M3 VTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'$ K# B, g% Z1 `
MILLIE: I is..
4 R! Z2 F0 }6 b$ _ ]TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
8 k! n+ B w* L, rMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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1 d( ^) U0 @8 K! aTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 [2 |8 l6 V3 I
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. & P0 i( ]! O O
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 p" ?2 U4 m( d2 A1 O: L( W+ mSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.# x3 N! `0 F" p
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3 ^3 z+ P1 K6 y3 q; A! E9 QTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?: ^- ]7 R5 h8 i/ R9 X$ o( W" a
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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/ @9 o% k' m- L7 C, hTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 h) A4 e- w0 `1 H' G) N; cHAROLD: A teacher
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