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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .( U( P+ }" C; T. ~9 t# h
MARIA: Here it is.& a9 P9 D% T* p- y# {
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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) Q% Y% v/ {/ T8 KTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ E0 Q" A- a# C7 n4 n# _
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.5 S9 k C! R$ g7 M. J
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
8 ] m+ c6 d; m0 t: XGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'2 H$ g0 ?+ J6 @# a; ^
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
& S9 e. q$ k& `- x" WGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: z+ [& X9 A) @/ r. [9 E
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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9 C) H+ H7 |# |. r# w. }DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. s. } Z+ w* a! P# p# oTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 c9 h) `: ]. |8 {# ]- a; `WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?5 k- _; \! d2 z* b6 e$ y
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are." O2 U4 \6 Y5 q
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" p5 W4 o' _$ j* pMILLIE: I is..6 w& w1 P+ Z o& M
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 I6 E/ l- c. TMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 5 B9 p; b7 S) d& [/ ~
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?2 y: c5 A4 V9 I6 c) g
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 8 X- n1 b. o i7 B4 C# R* x. i$ d
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4 T6 g3 u3 l- X8 \$ M5 a, H0 g' ^TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 F4 k% Q- t; w/ p& d% lSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.. @! g7 e H0 |/ B
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" `1 Q( |# s: l; I8 QTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, b9 x, p2 n9 Y# w2 Y# I+ z- z
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* F0 {' Q; Z) O/ sHAROLD: A teacher
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