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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. E, W6 I" r$ s$ ]1 T# W/ @
MARIA: Here it is.
! c1 u! L. _0 _TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?6 }9 f% `1 h+ k, I
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 b, r( z0 [2 L/ d
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ R& u# q, c& C0 b; ^0 B, r
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'/ r ^( k: }8 H3 [0 ?" B+ a
TEACHER: No, that's wrong7 E- _, x/ ?6 Z U) Y# m9 e2 d& I
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 e( L; X! x+ G ?+ I9 |TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' f3 a/ N% p( r2 @" Q* K4 @
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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5 d( ~# N+ f+ d* ^DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 G" L4 p4 i( i/ C$ \8 C! v
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.% |0 \3 P; j+ r Q( k: v# `4 z
WINNIE: Me!
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: @8 K- ~, u$ S8 e' T; [9 `- }) GTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( y- e% Z/ Z0 B! mGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* S$ U- t; n8 KTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'9 h2 V; q; V( T# d B2 k# J' c
MILLIE: I is..* |$ v; B6 z, o
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'2 f9 f& X( B+ K0 }2 i
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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0 e" e2 k& O+ R0 K% K( R% @5 _TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( a6 o! Q( F1 E! H. Y0 t5 RLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* {( ~; X" H- m/ {* P6 U$ r- tSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 f# {* S7 ~+ a! S& t, SCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.+ d1 y9 ^; R8 ?
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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