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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 l& \# S" h( ^( G
MARIA: Here it is.: Q* r6 D8 S, C# v* n, O
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ S* \, j3 f, u$ [6 AJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 K; o! B+ |' B9 s& V( r! RTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'0 A& W" t% L# D& o. Y
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'" |- o7 e V' v: \
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
! ~: i# b5 X2 }/ R. H3 H4 w+ ~GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; ^" D& T: p7 G/ v; jTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 W2 E( |1 Y, ?' c" c: KDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
5 e$ v1 C$ R! K( J/ HTEACHER: What are you talking about?
' x3 m* P, C u2 H! fDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.+ z5 a% Y% b1 A2 E. Z# Z
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% g4 ^+ W" I6 m! bWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% d8 W& {/ b6 jGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
7 d4 X* z9 N) f, V0 |9 aMILLIE: I is..
1 b/ W7 I. ]. N# f5 n% XTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ K* J a8 f( U4 lMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ' s( w: s" B( R
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) x' S7 s9 x( ?; iTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* V; g- i5 K( xLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 1 t! h) w" R( ]! J0 X1 c: \2 b9 u+ C
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7 \( T" w: h" tTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?, x( v" d1 @/ J5 {5 j5 p0 ?5 R
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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B# a# c' C; m) L: }TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* A6 \" q0 {' g9 T& BCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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. j Q r" y7 V( E8 c( sTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?) W8 X) E1 V6 _: V$ {6 `) X
HAROLD: A teacher
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