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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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9 w6 S- d' M' i/ t+ lAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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2 M* q3 O4 `* ?; [: e% D+ yThe scale says: Sorry, no change today0 Z e( {$ M- D/ t |& e6 G
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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