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: W- r) I8 d9 r2 U! |Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”3 m$ z/ n! _2 n, Y- U
, V X3 C( o+ Q1 t- `And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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7 b6 X5 |) x: U! V”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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1 {5 B: |% U0 G2 a) N* { T/ LThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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$ B, y) s* f& V; V; S$ Z* J5 q. U2 P[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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