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Bad Relationship
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" [7 h2 |: ^ t1 L4 B- ~8 \ }Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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% I) D: \3 j. S' D( l4 j& f1 lJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”. N D% V0 t) {' x+ {; S7 T
5 q& q+ h U" d9 `4 K+ ~, s! \0 I' o9 r2 UAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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7 Y1 i* }! F: }" s: n" I( h”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”) k# {5 W- r; ?- F& s/ C3 W& U0 ]2 Y
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today% A# f, k# i5 f
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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