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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 5 [# {3 d5 b+ `0 w) A
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”" X+ x# i1 R r8 ^
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5 s$ F" W: n( F# v$ Z/ ]The scale says: Sorry, no change today) q, t& P3 g0 c& V$ l7 }
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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