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4 J( r0 D1 P2 P! P1 @Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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, i9 i7 F4 x6 c. A8 ^ ?Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”+ {4 _5 ?* J% I
% ^6 o' y+ R3 m”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”. d6 H$ ?9 M8 N) W: C
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7 ~: C( m- Q+ mThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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f7 E+ s( `1 A9 y* l% r6 E[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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