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Bad Relationship
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5 M4 M, ~ K, F b2 a E- wTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 0 e3 {, ~5 ?" v+ L$ q0 t( i
' e" V1 i& E4 G6 t3 U4 m6 U; NJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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5 o5 S, O" J" J" r8 EAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”9 n* O: a# Y0 {1 ^3 u; ^
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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. o( [5 D7 W! U1 o9 }1 KThe scale says: Sorry, no change today! ?3 B5 I" O# v# w) X6 K2 ?* d& P' \( i
6 @) w, y, c# h& v8 _, c" k[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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