Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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1 P1 y6 N: U- dQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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2 x2 o0 h$ i- V- V# w) {8 ~+ bQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
. r5 p( W% D& OA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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  S- Y  f# \9 C! F- o4 D( o' q) P4 [! PQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

1 C! b$ h% Q: b5 @  sQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
5 i1 j8 U8 h9 o* ?! rA: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
  |& y4 F  w, F4 eA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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