Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
9 j, Q' C) x5 `: Y     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
4 q4 D- f, |" w9 \9 q/ cA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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6 U% f2 g! [) G  XQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
5 b0 X4 u7 d& q6 A) k  e/ sA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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& n% k6 s. {7 z. e( jQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
* B4 K8 E6 C$ U9 [( i& w. N3 g# aA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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; m. M' n5 q! m1 U! K1 vQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

& J) I/ F$ E, V, M" q) }; ?, kQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
; o6 ~/ B. [& B" Y7 IA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
. E( d+ `% {% k- }A: Their foreheads.
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7 d5 f& v2 U" v" \/ v- P7 J0 ~- nQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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