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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?8 ~+ t% Q8 s U; H
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
* t, C$ u' Y' B When you are done you will have a place to live.' O, v2 f$ q( g' L
7 ]8 Z6 r7 E8 x% p4 EQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?& J1 L- z% {; x4 m
A: Tell him you're pregnant.' ~8 Z: Z6 Q& a& R0 t) ~: h
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
/ `3 |' D3 C1 r. uA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.2 B% ~5 a; C5 r4 M' \5 l$ I
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?% r3 k2 }! f2 Q4 |, w" G, B- }/ {
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.6 `$ U, z/ g4 f& h1 n* _: t y" r
7 p9 W( V; R, e1 MQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
& O- ? t7 _1 N# D, Y; h b/ [. gA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.! u0 d# K7 K% v1 E# W2 t
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?& o3 [4 v. B! g2 t
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
, A1 j% h. ~# |8 ]8 G; {- GA: Their foreheads.8 {& q/ b& s2 ?4 u- w( z% h* a
) h) E6 l R9 _2 uQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?; k0 T( {) }' z! v% h
A: "I remember these." |
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