Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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- o- o9 p# G4 t) Z) X& ~' uQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
: I8 a3 w; }6 n3 q7 N5 ~A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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% X4 w4 [: K6 |) r9 f: @! u7 bQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
; S# e; \  U* g, G$ u. WA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
9 [0 Q, Z1 D9 f: h( J7 @, jA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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/ f7 r$ y& Y' b- E& ~7 qQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
0 X% K: `9 O% T& z5 E; i9 yA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

' G6 v* e7 h& W- a+ ]( V% s( NQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

: ~% Z" N" u+ F+ n4 HQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

% X0 B) P4 U$ O  g9 n7 [' CQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
! N; n( W: ~% J/ oA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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