Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
" u+ s7 O, R' \A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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/ E' Q) ~" z. H0 S+ MQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
! T! n8 r$ T, V9 M& @3 Z9 t  pA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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, |$ t- |* k( H! {- R8 t) eQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

! n' d" C$ B0 Q4 [5 @Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

4 P, z/ [3 B: _" y# s; H7 WQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
% i) w2 Y& u" d6 v  N# ~A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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