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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
4 l# w- W2 f0 V0 x4 n0 K( DA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
" ^2 F! n' z; Z0 ? When you are done you will have a place to live.1 C$ x; F0 o" H4 Y) n! O" M
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
+ ~7 }, U5 c7 X( j h8 nA: Tell him you're pregnant.; }$ n; H2 u2 F
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?; N; n& f' I- j, i3 O" Z5 Y+ X. A
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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5 G3 c3 H8 a7 Y+ z) x% GQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
9 `' D2 J5 ~# C: [! i$ a/ bA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
9 g! o) Q9 d! ~) j7 |A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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# d, {$ o1 K2 L; aQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
7 `& \5 V2 n4 o- e1 VA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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. G" c1 c* O. Z8 k% o/ LQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses? ?7 S, `) s* z9 Z: u1 g0 H
A: Their foreheads.; x/ P2 }. x5 I! V) @0 K
& e3 V$ i: h+ A ?6 PQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?) M" @& M8 W: l2 l$ I3 D: Q
A: "I remember these." |
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