Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
' F  c- W; Y9 |/ s) kA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
) t% {* z* Z1 ^/ M4 v: S- A& p3 S     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
, \* W7 V# j0 q3 a& sA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

; i8 z6 k' H- rQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
# |* k, J; s6 k3 Q0 T2 ^& t1 WA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

! ?$ b, E, s* {/ V: w  K) W7 W" LQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
, H0 A/ C6 s0 A( {A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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1 s, f6 _) x# q6 @Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

$ @6 U0 Y7 |, T4 H$ z2 u) _Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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