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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
! X* d6 Z4 u% uA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement./ y# O( T' p( u4 m1 N- }
When you are done you will have a place to live., ]1 n3 L5 U: N. a/ L7 [+ S; w
4 P' I( {8 e1 w; cQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?3 M0 p5 f8 v) r o
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?) W7 J F d' e& q$ c$ Z3 {
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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3 r& K. e5 C% ?% ~! E/ hQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?- F* }, o; S8 d: T# C
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.3 i& l4 g9 o( I
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?5 e- y# s& |2 N: s, e/ S; j2 ~
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.' P$ [; w ^/ M* v, V5 t6 b$ o
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
4 l2 ~# X. G0 mA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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" Q% C& d3 s$ eQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
! B; B5 D+ E' h$ i, S- MA: Their foreheads.$ J" r9 g! @; u/ g6 X* K! ^& r; v
* }3 T6 I' }) ?+ U" P+ f# PQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
# ~# F& p+ M/ \, TA: "I remember these." |
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