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Wisdom from Grandpa... ! J6 g0 R/ n' z' ]2 ?' s
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 4 p4 d2 T5 s" H9 h
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. " p. p$ {. a7 }# w
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. : E3 j/ P, l. v$ b
4 s1 p R# _. Q* hWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 4 B0 f! D+ I7 m3 |! e
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. & u% q# ^! H( G- @' m
w# m0 h h- P6 x/ i( AOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. . _5 e1 o, r( z+ \2 M: g# @/ d! a2 W" }
( b, j' Z8 m5 s( R+ B: vMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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