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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. * I8 G( R) a: h* S8 A0 L
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 6 Z |* d# G" p! O% k
' m( J$ V8 k; ] _2 C+ lIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 6 z l7 q7 q7 T" q# p
, E4 S5 |: Q8 k0 C7 t0 F; rOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 1 [% W9 q0 }1 K8 T
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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