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4 p" P; ?+ g% s( R- |1 [Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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1 P, H s- o% h7 Q7 R0 s) JTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 3 e/ q% p9 o0 T& |6 ^ O+ m9 c
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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- N: O4 \- _' k/ DIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. & A( N+ K2 t0 }0 w9 t4 O
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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9 e* X4 q5 b9 ?3 C5 g; x/ bA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. & D+ u/ e, A1 d- p c. m/ J% l
) [! |3 P8 A* b4 b2 }0 c9 oMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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