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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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& n! e: v# C# p) ~* XWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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# Y [7 H7 t& I4 ?- V8 H- nTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 8 B0 Z7 i* V/ w: y
5 S {& O% B2 L% q) |# @/ W0 i8 TToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. % ]! z) R" B- O" J; v; @
- W( r4 Q9 r+ K. \: K1 VOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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/ o. t! g5 ]- v* J6 V* H/ s XMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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