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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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3 `) s/ n0 r- V0 xWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. & a* \6 [* ^( w
' J+ Y, o; ]9 v5 T2 OToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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4 R8 H8 ?# C* d U1 G C: B8 qWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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v6 \* u3 q% J1 O5 `If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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2 H' n: I$ H. @3 K* MOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ! r+ R4 D" u+ n0 p. @4 J& k4 p
9 a& M5 S: b! h- J4 N; z4 G( d. R( xMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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