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5 U$ b! S! c4 x' @7 c# rWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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% Y- w% y8 k& p n9 bToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. $ {3 o, w2 x2 J5 i
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. . r$ z' `- ^8 }) e
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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& s( G' c8 @" f8 L( T! w4 R$ o& IOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 9 o; h: S: S& g! i
/ k, Q% e+ m5 [- x+ W9 _; Y# j% eA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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