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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 1 Z1 H" z6 @# \2 |: v; q) P
# u/ d: c# D, j* IGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
0 y& [8 C7 A' i; [1 \Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. * ^ x6 W y0 q9 M" X
George: Great. Lay it on me.
( Q1 a/ \3 h% z7 y6 ~7 U7 QCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
1 m: s" J$ w& |5 O/ g, S8 i; bGeorge: That's what I want to know.
% L% T9 o6 }1 r0 z9 U3 g+ A, E2 gCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
) r1 @0 w4 |2 S5 J3 zGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
6 B, f, O7 ?2 R- C; K9 \* d. `6 WCondi: Yes. 8 q! r0 R- M% a
George: I mean the fellow's name.
1 H) x: b. ]4 |5 U* U1 x' o5 I& aCondi: Hu.
3 w0 A5 l9 g# `. z. _George: The guy in China.
$ `8 K) {3 a/ L. \+ Y" UCondi: Hu.
# \4 W' _6 ^& n+ H a, H3 WGeorge: The new leader of China. - }& [" u4 Y" d2 K; T% g8 d
Condi: Hu. 3 H5 h/ x f; h+ v' B0 x: q! K. T
George: The Chinaman!
; A1 i- D" e9 I4 E0 CCondi: Hu is leading China. 2 }! }6 f. T O* k4 {( D9 h
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
9 l0 w& i3 I! }4 R# Y7 f/ dCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
6 t4 W9 _ i. GGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
- x0 _. l* x4 h) L& Z2 d3 NCondi: That's the man's name.
4 V- ?, @: X! E9 u/ qGeorge: That's who's name?
$ ^* L; O1 K+ D: F" P; r% O1 NCondi: Yes.
/ A. F8 b' w( P# G' x) YGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? " }; z2 ~4 K" {$ x( V, K1 h: ]
Condi: Yes, sir. + y0 a) c- F& i9 D
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
7 u N# ?% V+ B) x7 E8 }8 a* P$ sCondi: That's correct. 8 z' p# t4 g2 l7 u: j: y; p+ Z
George: Then who is in China?
5 p8 b- f8 E( u G3 u& WCondi: Yes, sir. " l4 ~- Q4 J- d8 W& S
George: Yassir is in China? ( S) _+ P* J* [9 i; \ {# s
Condi: No, sir.
! ]" `6 f6 Z2 ]7 ]' TGeorge: Then who is?
' f" D7 L% Z* Z8 O" d* @) xCondi: Yes, sir. ! Z# L+ B8 z3 S; Y' h5 M8 F
George: Yassir? % E. C9 j* Q, K! g8 h- x8 N
Condi: No, sir. 8 r5 b7 {( r' A( t
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
. q( q# l+ @2 l& b) i4 BCondi: Kofi? ! W5 v/ Z# a' R
George: No, thanks. 5 e, s: ^" e- M6 L/ p! B
Condi: You want Kofi?
- T. l5 E3 W. M oGeorge: No.
$ Z# i$ v: p5 ]4 U1 @; NCondi: You don't want Kofi. & c$ ^# D. y l5 W3 V. |
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. : ^" c7 G% X% q, p" o
Condi: Yes, sir. ) T5 t1 }# d$ B$ H
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ! V5 p, O5 y$ v% S& J3 y# c7 r
Condi: Kofi?
/ {# _: U# q: h( gGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
. } d1 T t8 Y# C4 r! b2 UCondi: And call who? Y8 ? B* H& [
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
q" w5 S$ p: R* i$ l+ ACondi: Hu is the guy in China.
# f6 [' T4 o2 `6 ^4 u% p0 }% RGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
! b& u' x; A4 sCondi: Yes, sir.
8 F0 i* h2 r. _ sGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
4 K: E* i0 u$ @" UCondi: Kofi. 4 v' e/ H& A, w; H+ ?6 Z# F
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ' F M! s# O2 F9 c" L
(Condi picks up the phone.) & }: i5 K6 c3 r$ o. j' U1 @6 R
Condi: Rice, here.
1 D" e$ c) ?7 D' Z5 M% J4 [George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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