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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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U. S& C0 L. o- A, UGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
2 ^5 j9 {" c0 f9 PCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. # b. T% A3 A s2 I5 p
George: Great. Lay it on me. 9 I4 ^9 Z; [/ L1 v' P
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
e9 V. Z0 N, i4 g: e( H, YGeorge: That's what I want to know.
* x6 o q! V1 y1 i5 GCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
) i* m& {( V1 D3 bGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ' |5 y7 b3 E' {8 S2 m
Condi: Yes. 5 h2 [# v) B& k* R1 s6 p+ c/ b' K4 l7 ?
George: I mean the fellow's name. \- S0 Z1 \7 a E3 C
Condi: Hu.
+ j; o7 Z+ ]. YGeorge: The guy in China.
/ Y6 k7 [, X0 T9 g: o, I* ECondi: Hu. 4 p ? A" z; v8 C0 e! M/ o
George: The new leader of China.
1 J$ i7 J, O+ d. a: O8 @3 [" x( t) E* DCondi: Hu. * ~: `2 e9 D4 Z, }3 J
George: The Chinaman!
6 C# |5 F( ~2 e: F1 Q+ x, W7 I4 {Condi: Hu is leading China.
" |: Y0 b# a: z g3 |2 ZGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? % E% o# _- e a+ m, F, c" p. l
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 9 Q! f e0 p" c1 g: Q6 f# E$ t
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 9 ?; E( e3 E w# W5 \( q
Condi: That's the man's name. 8 O- d& Z5 G( a l j7 z! q
George: That's who's name? # `6 |. K3 X& n6 i) d+ N, n
Condi: Yes.
. T3 _) g# S, B" _# x! XGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
) P9 x; l1 V @; z5 eCondi: Yes, sir. * |: ?2 F% U. V. ^8 N \$ Z
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
1 U( p9 \2 l0 @Condi: That's correct. ( D7 l! o8 w2 F
George: Then who is in China?
4 }1 ~: H0 B) p# ~Condi: Yes, sir.
+ g* v c3 M; A" ^3 WGeorge: Yassir is in China? $ b+ v$ G4 z, w
Condi: No, sir.
. N1 ]! n" G8 P( zGeorge: Then who is?
- N3 ?0 L( y4 F/ G- [Condi: Yes, sir. 8 Y/ K$ M/ R7 i8 F' u
George: Yassir? : R% P. z: d) _- \9 x4 {
Condi: No, sir.
% ]8 H- O0 A) Q# K0 l8 o- C2 s/ MGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. : D. r' w4 G3 q. b" i
Condi: Kofi?
% }3 @) }7 d @& P: |George: No, thanks.
# H( \3 }! i0 J7 ^5 ]+ bCondi: You want Kofi?
; z3 Q1 Y7 }- t' m- p2 b9 gGeorge: No.
( }% I" z: c; I( L! L# uCondi: You don't want Kofi. ( u! t# _4 C# y+ p0 D
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. " U! ?7 a7 E$ G e" q
Condi: Yes, sir.
2 c3 z0 ^% h" V- f, ^George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 3 N+ ?# W5 v& `7 \; e2 Q
Condi: Kofi?
3 f' b$ J* v! e! j$ rGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? $ {. z" |6 `4 q" \( v5 s4 @3 W
Condi: And call who?
, c4 A; u* c# oGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
9 r( f& e* D2 X8 Q5 M' w, B) @Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 5 O2 f$ n/ L- U! g9 m3 z! N3 e
George: Will you stay out of China?! ( u2 S- r" v8 X& d( S
Condi: Yes, sir.
/ i" f* c1 m' w, t4 |% {4 p8 WGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. & ]6 z& g5 K" g4 N1 \& R
Condi: Kofi. 0 K# k8 x5 o$ u
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
. ?- C7 b M" r(Condi picks up the phone.)
( T& z) r& E1 a5 U& I* @Condi: Rice, here. ! n3 j5 w: B9 L% A* [
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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