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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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% t4 @# n; ~% @1 tGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? - Q& N- u* p; m
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
! B- S( e# \, x' h% c' j& bGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. ! q! v) G; S: U6 x" g5 b
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
/ l4 @* V" v' y8 W" K$ lGeorge: That's what I want to know. 4 I+ f# V0 G- R, l+ Q, p
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 4 B% c, O# P- L+ V8 `! I C8 d
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 0 r# C$ u* R ~9 f0 V4 I
Condi: Yes.
! {1 @5 `+ M9 R" ~George: I mean the fellow's name. 7 ]1 {* b5 K8 R" b. J4 I
Condi: Hu. 5 ^. D: S0 h- q( J
George: The guy in China.
- r9 m0 O, u6 O, G4 z* r( ^Condi: Hu.
& A- F7 o$ q% a- j. sGeorge: The new leader of China.
3 I) a" z0 S7 `7 f4 p9 X# pCondi: Hu. & Q; N' K- g$ O7 G
George: The Chinaman! : l+ o4 f, d) u
Condi: Hu is leading China.
) v# S7 z4 p k+ [( g/ k* @George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
* j3 V8 Q; _' X+ RCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. : u, o3 d! G/ [/ C
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
; U' u1 Q* E0 g( }1 M3 h7 mCondi: That's the man's name. % x- r' l8 w/ _; f. z- x
George: That's who's name?
( H0 T* @3 F ACondi: Yes.
( u& H0 q$ }2 m, I- _$ QGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? # T L8 f+ J6 X) ^! ?! M
Condi: Yes, sir. ; j, X+ T) {& J, F7 m, J3 Q
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
6 B6 ^- P# X. I2 G: tCondi: That's correct. 7 W/ p: p1 }$ `( m. ~
George: Then who is in China? ' F, G" _7 c% s4 x! U7 S$ l
Condi: Yes, sir. # r: s! P: i. Y! p- S
George: Yassir is in China? : B6 W& v1 Q5 e+ N( ?; n; A% _
Condi: No, sir. 6 r" l8 o4 N$ t0 E' i+ V/ h
George: Then who is? / W% t1 i0 B4 l
Condi: Yes, sir.
* q/ x" p# m- [* I( XGeorge: Yassir?
) R3 S8 r# ^& \; ^. E# T) g$ V9 E9 ECondi: No, sir.
) H: c& P, G {7 aGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
% a+ D/ f" ~& w8 u, h# q6 X" VCondi: Kofi? ( {3 q. Z5 D4 `" e) {: K" x
George: No, thanks.
1 J: C3 o. T8 N: u1 z: |# a; @Condi: You want Kofi?
+ ?* K) m; u0 @2 {+ P9 s5 qGeorge: No.
) W2 V7 x- ]6 [3 X, B; dCondi: You don't want Kofi.
. n+ V5 E t j/ Z# JGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 6 s$ y- a0 s, _
Condi: Yes, sir. & a* Z+ r& g% t4 P7 M
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
P/ y/ s7 ]0 k& p( ^/ j( S* NCondi: Kofi?
0 Q) p. R Y, W+ N& |3 r' \- wGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
. ^5 b2 u: N* ]' HCondi: And call who?
t( G! x: A$ p* ]; v3 BGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
' P z G; ~$ n, Z, qCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
' D2 [8 T# k' h- W9 B& V0 KGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
; B0 I4 d2 z( U. j4 P5 n3 JCondi: Yes, sir. , n1 u7 S- J) S! o0 w9 w
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 0 k% v' l1 J! I$ b* l6 r
Condi: Kofi. ! L1 y" n9 G" |2 O9 e$ V* g! X% Z
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 8 v7 ~ V, {- b' I. q; e2 N# Y- ]$ g
(Condi picks up the phone.) 7 V6 z8 z$ Y# ^: a: A# e* x! s. w
Condi: Rice, here. 6 \* Z9 B9 o Y0 ~1 Y/ D9 N
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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