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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 9 w2 |" ]$ b6 Z2 q
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 1 a0 c& r2 N l- u4 K: `
George: Great. Lay it on me. ! b5 h8 r" B, { m. E. s7 B
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ! A+ N# G( V( h! N l1 c
George: That's what I want to know. ' m+ T4 V- j& L
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
; I8 Y4 P+ U! LGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ) W/ n' Z# T/ Z, X, X/ A; _
Condi: Yes.
0 ^! D) M5 l0 S9 a; T% _George: I mean the fellow's name.
4 @6 J( S8 r3 T' F. r6 P+ @Condi: Hu. , S: L }7 C7 m1 G5 K* y
George: The guy in China.
7 O6 s0 T# @- v. GCondi: Hu. & v; Y( U2 m6 \8 S* v( f
George: The new leader of China.
% t- v. H6 \; t% G' {( x6 ~Condi: Hu. 6 R! l- S$ z' O, h% C
George: The Chinaman!
- ^/ E7 V* i' X) v/ Q, t6 e& F$ J& WCondi: Hu is leading China. , h) t9 ]" p; j8 {3 O
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
% a7 a+ I' `7 s5 v% |Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. / M0 _* B* G$ C1 b
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
0 ~5 {! `' A; d8 pCondi: That's the man's name.
6 E0 f2 X! o2 ~, f# a3 FGeorge: That's who's name?
5 U3 L! e. ^; b4 s) _5 b$ lCondi: Yes.
0 E( d) R2 _% b2 G0 X0 p- ^' \George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? + |2 L7 @7 e+ h
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 k0 Z& ?3 o! L& L& G7 i9 |George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 7 t1 u: F- H, c% T" J# {$ ^
Condi: That's correct. ) P/ c s, I# g, B- q
George: Then who is in China?
' ?* c' w$ ?6 Z+ q) N9 T" z- kCondi: Yes, sir.
7 J: ~3 {9 f+ k$ U5 kGeorge: Yassir is in China? 3 D/ Y. \% N9 z
Condi: No, sir.
) ?: }/ ?4 I$ E( s" h1 [George: Then who is? % h- {. u K0 u! G& P
Condi: Yes, sir.
8 ^+ ?9 P8 Y5 G2 R, {) H* RGeorge: Yassir? 9 P$ c8 a& k8 U
Condi: No, sir. ( @$ M5 H5 ~$ b# F2 k: E5 o7 a
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
) w) p& [: j( {Condi: Kofi?
1 E# v: k; F7 b; ]3 v* d% ^George: No, thanks.
3 S- d$ y* G* x9 \+ S" aCondi: You want Kofi? + B6 l1 L3 W( }) `' {
George: No. , L# }& ~6 w' u) Y+ R1 [6 ^
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
- J( Q. ~' o' IGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
, p# t+ g9 C2 I) Z- d; z. iCondi: Yes, sir. . ^ C& `4 q$ D' U
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
) S( n/ h; K9 q9 n$ v7 `Condi: Kofi? ' W1 L; i2 d1 u
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
- X( ]) N/ k4 R: RCondi: And call who?
7 k' W/ O# [0 B- s W2 @8 ^George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
: @( U5 h8 F" [. M. c/ wCondi: Hu is the guy in China. ( a* A3 T! P2 j" d
George: Will you stay out of China?! 3 E7 s- U$ a$ r- o" K ^
Condi: Yes, sir. * i# d, x+ w8 @* _' k
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ! s% B' Z+ L8 F) V; c+ ?/ m
Condi: Kofi.
$ ^ h" r/ F) n* sGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
* y* T! Q- {8 }1 ~- o(Condi picks up the phone.)
- d. ]0 q% G; d" {7 c' qCondi: Rice, here. . T$ y) h' s8 P
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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