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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? . J; A9 A' Y% D$ p
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
# v8 }: N ^4 b! LGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
}7 z; F" I1 u& f' {; s3 LCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. $ W* T* |$ O% Y
George: That's what I want to know.
; A$ R: k* V3 M+ A) [& D f8 Z' u: `Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
* b, G3 ~! M# D. ]9 i, pGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
$ k; s* }7 _7 b ZCondi: Yes.
$ J7 O9 ]3 w) Y; y# ~( }" n! KGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
, c3 h- v1 B# m$ tCondi: Hu.
( H/ J, c0 G" j5 m5 }' |George: The guy in China.
, j8 m! r% o) xCondi: Hu. 6 ^9 [8 F* N( V+ P
George: The new leader of China. 0 j! n1 b- ~; S! g
Condi: Hu.
+ l; \0 I* y/ T, l9 w) h+ g2 aGeorge: The Chinaman! 8 r, i" G! m9 Y$ e2 E1 A0 B3 z
Condi: Hu is leading China.
8 c& L! ]3 e) y8 YGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
9 V9 S, C9 b. n# i8 v KCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
1 M( d: F& p* C& @& M# Z8 aGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 4 E, r7 c4 ~+ r
Condi: That's the man's name.
. _. u7 W [* {* a# f% ?) ^George: That's who's name? ; q* J4 S6 H3 F5 R& B# h0 Y& v) U, j
Condi: Yes. : P$ e+ M$ d+ j2 d9 W/ u
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
. |2 G0 E) f0 U' C: `# tCondi: Yes, sir.
/ i, Z; A! L6 y: ?" t# a8 CGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 4 C) e: O$ T8 o3 |5 K3 G
Condi: That's correct.
; l, Q2 X/ y# d6 j+ O* mGeorge: Then who is in China? . {; c, P* f( q) Q
Condi: Yes, sir.
4 U0 K0 x, m" H, k% LGeorge: Yassir is in China?
9 c! z$ }/ K; N1 kCondi: No, sir.
) `+ `1 D3 U: z9 M5 h1 m4 |George: Then who is?
, G7 s4 I& K, |9 LCondi: Yes, sir. 3 T2 n" W- H3 ?; M
George: Yassir? + u. J+ C- J- B% M
Condi: No, sir.
% d! A# M8 w" C$ @ NGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ' H. E& b; j7 e+ r2 v/ J5 x
Condi: Kofi? / T' h" Z; C3 ^4 R) K) Y
George: No, thanks. 9 z- i0 i( ^6 P- h% x. [0 p% r
Condi: You want Kofi? 9 u/ v7 m; l% `* N8 p& }5 S# r
George: No. 6 B% \# S8 G! k1 m. s8 T. ]
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
5 D# l! V$ Z$ fGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
. k ?( Z$ J" I: jCondi: Yes, sir.
, B! e6 A" y2 X/ l' ^; bGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 3 [, n' q; C4 h3 u, M; {
Condi: Kofi? . Z7 H* N0 E) ^1 L0 h: b
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? & B8 l' `: f/ W' C5 l2 S
Condi: And call who? - d! p- V! O- F# S6 U
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
7 F- W& c3 [/ |2 R% I8 n! U+ q. K0 bCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
9 n B/ x ?0 F" lGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
v4 N: }: J' tCondi: Yes, sir.
# K- v1 [/ J0 O% w9 b# JGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
) r( Z- y2 P1 ?9 ~0 l5 k4 b: PCondi: Kofi.
0 Y0 p# c! ^: [% j' g1 E" S: J7 _: IGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. * y4 I. C# M% a5 |, I# }
(Condi picks up the phone.) 4 o' D9 c, j' K0 g: p+ x
Condi: Rice, here.
6 O3 U* \! y7 oGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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