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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
. b. O5 u8 T: M$ b' L& o- SCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. - T* ^! E% ^5 ?* f* C9 j" J
George: Great. Lay it on me. ' p4 A1 T; x. c6 A1 K
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ; Z$ z0 Z- t$ Y$ \! |4 w! _3 V
George: That's what I want to know. 2 Z) r4 F! K# p9 \1 i# V$ T
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
- z/ }0 e! |9 n5 K4 BGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ' U4 l& |' d) Q& `" A C! v+ @2 ^
Condi: Yes.
$ `+ [4 F( G& }* mGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
# U( S5 z, C( \5 y' V( hCondi: Hu.
. A% l5 [) l* l# t- l0 o- H% qGeorge: The guy in China.
% z7 r7 @! W5 h$ ]Condi: Hu. 6 h: v% Z3 O& s) l9 b2 w7 x
George: The new leader of China.
* ^3 w- P+ V+ ?$ @Condi: Hu. 6 B5 k! g1 \2 b
George: The Chinaman! " \3 H- V6 Z( q9 k& i, l- v
Condi: Hu is leading China.
) W2 d0 e8 V, }7 oGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 7 C# {2 _0 G6 Q' E9 D7 w1 b$ h
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 6 k& f6 H1 d: K% k; N( x" h
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
" L! E- b2 D. g: o7 W) J; ^ X6 J/ X5 {Condi: That's the man's name.
4 v/ @' S2 y3 ^( q( k a6 ~George: That's who's name?
: U b' H8 R c A: @ G w& hCondi: Yes.
. o( z, M$ K, y. Q) I1 NGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
1 f$ k/ R& ?( O3 vCondi: Yes, sir. : H! n) Z5 T. T U0 O
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. $ ~" v7 S) I( d, ]0 a S
Condi: That's correct.
3 p+ F& P9 R: F8 Z4 N! l: P- n5 gGeorge: Then who is in China? ; \* Y: ?1 T! D9 D
Condi: Yes, sir. - w9 Y$ \+ n7 G& B; g: c' a
George: Yassir is in China?
5 j8 V* Q$ K2 ~1 {! y" cCondi: No, sir. % B. `0 r: R! d$ G' \2 {* h( T
George: Then who is? 5 \& |# c) y" V% V
Condi: Yes, sir.
2 { I g+ b7 O lGeorge: Yassir? % S& Y' `6 G* k7 s# `2 f
Condi: No, sir.
) T8 ]; m4 S- G( BGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. l- S8 ? F( l: W8 `- r
Condi: Kofi?
( T# X9 O! {9 ^: h3 f& vGeorge: No, thanks.
1 L4 e! @" @: y$ @Condi: You want Kofi?
6 I. }( F L( H- O3 |George: No.
! R7 u) e! L& @4 @, n+ @8 ]Condi: You don't want Kofi. $ S$ Q" [! i. A: L4 H
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 2 u: Z7 J7 W$ X5 Q
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 c, I/ {/ Q; F5 i, a5 nGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. N$ F! C2 x9 G- H3 y( Z" g9 P6 d
Condi: Kofi?
7 W) d( U$ Y$ EGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
6 ]5 f' l) |$ j) u( L' `Condi: And call who?
; ]$ K/ q6 E$ g5 G& X a* d0 W5 f- WGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? ; k. r ]2 k: O8 M
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
- Y& O( U4 Z5 m& d) @1 ?/ R2 W9 j5 kGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! * m6 D0 c$ \ O" Z! j" L4 t `
Condi: Yes, sir. 4 b; c8 y( F {: z3 O [
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
" B& F3 Y# B a: @9 P6 G( H' FCondi: Kofi. 6 N* L5 S+ W P, }! n& r
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
2 t* X$ C$ K; ~1 @& `$ \, [& l7 {(Condi picks up the phone.) 8 g6 f4 h# D4 q& k8 ^
Condi: Rice, here. / i; \) O% r0 ?% Q# a# ?
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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