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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ( Q- @& X% v" V/ g1 ^( z- j
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
( @$ V+ `" z4 U9 a8 s0 ~1 h4 J' cGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
) ?9 q+ k! R! x2 ~Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. * X7 h; W! X" h2 z
George: That's what I want to know.
' }2 x: q# G4 \ S$ z' r; JCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
/ m4 N; c' z; C- T. s, d! Q! a% LGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? % |0 d4 y0 R2 G( U5 B, w
Condi: Yes. - Q0 _) q" Y- u) V I7 O( ^
George: I mean the fellow's name. 3 o2 u* A1 w1 z& T4 I' S8 c. l* W m
Condi: Hu. . e4 m! W6 D1 Y% b1 t! h
George: The guy in China. 2 I8 M$ V0 M- D' u5 e3 p
Condi: Hu. $ B) l/ c y- R! G6 K
George: The new leader of China. + N {$ a- @* m, g# c
Condi: Hu. + Q- `; A* w3 Y: e8 D
George: The Chinaman! , @! M2 M' I* w6 I& d* r/ L: M
Condi: Hu is leading China. " c- R, ^% g) t$ G1 x* M: r
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
' h- Q4 B J9 QCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. : o- ]' y: c6 U" G0 v# s+ ?
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? - v# T2 N8 Q9 j; x
Condi: That's the man's name. , `( ]$ E7 t) T% V- K: h, s- ]
George: That's who's name? " [& I% _' [! |* h& Y
Condi: Yes.
# s t J: ]7 fGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? $ v1 n2 S+ m4 Q4 c
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 t3 J f( Z# T3 sGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
W* M4 \4 t1 y9 }& g2 bCondi: That's correct. ' z! ^# i7 @& V: P" w" q
George: Then who is in China? 2 `$ L0 z& b7 @! H& P* n; F0 A- D
Condi: Yes, sir. * K l* f0 {) ]1 j
George: Yassir is in China? 8 ~* ?/ ~1 t/ Y4 S( T: a
Condi: No, sir.
4 _3 [) \8 q" ~; i; K* \; aGeorge: Then who is? * C: }& C+ t2 U/ w* M* k8 u+ G' q
Condi: Yes, sir. # W# S+ X6 z3 e5 f7 r, n9 R- q
George: Yassir?
6 V! [" r: [: T& ~# ~ PCondi: No, sir. ! G7 r4 k# D9 u7 P0 t
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 7 f9 O) K/ r( s; y9 [1 V* {' {
Condi: Kofi? , L, @/ n2 u4 T* `! Z. H
George: No, thanks. 6 f. p+ G6 f; i# R
Condi: You want Kofi? * ?0 c$ J9 j1 q$ ~' y6 Z- ?
George: No. : F0 J+ k: D: p
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 4 s; K7 o3 m6 g: Z9 [$ `
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
. m# w" m2 z, B4 |* xCondi: Yes, sir. 9 {7 W1 I% d: r0 m
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
" T6 p' N. w2 p2 A( L! R' E, F& qCondi: Kofi? U7 J* X U! o, W+ J4 {- }
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
9 ^* M" m" g, E" CCondi: And call who?
- [2 p' t% {( Z/ XGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
8 }$ x. M' W0 a4 _% J$ xCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
+ P$ \5 o; g4 X7 lGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
; U4 A5 z: t* `7 S/ r- F, W! wCondi: Yes, sir.
; W4 e2 l, M& L! Y9 mGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 4 Q5 |0 c7 b) }0 M( P1 l' Q3 n, T
Condi: Kofi.
: H: P, w1 e6 e5 U& S4 f& ]( p& X' }George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. # r0 t+ q4 B1 }& p; Z
(Condi picks up the phone.)
% ^, I5 f# E1 x; p Q" W! E1 W8 w( H! E0 gCondi: Rice, here. 8 |3 A. [$ j" E5 S
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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