强劲的中国英语，供你乐一乐

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1．we
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　　two who and who？

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　　2．how are you ? how old are you?

　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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2 g8 [: |' n$ n1 t$ T, C0 I& h　　3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

$ d2 a' a/ A8 a- Q; m, s　　4．you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
together up ！
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* s+ g. t8 D  m; h0 v" f　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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9 b( F$ v0 C. k& ~' W4 R1 }8 U　　5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
+ Z! j' f5 ~- T! a: K* ?nothing to say,go home!!

　　有事起奏，无事退朝

; O0 v8 ?9 o' ], l0 g# ~" I8 \$ k　　6．you me you me

! o* a3 p7 m0 @$ g; g& \　　彼此彼此
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8 H% D7 s  Q8 G3 P; ]* T　　7．You Give Me Stop!!
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" z! d. m% J5 v5 E5 P　　你给我站住！
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' @! {# _0 @/ l. n; Z　　8．know is know noknow is noknow

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/ i( y9 V$ o# Q8 O' M% ?2 o+ `8 ]3 E; C9 g( h　　9．WATCH SISTER
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　　表妹
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& c2 \( X4 ]* f8 `" ]% ^! e% s　　10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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+ a" K1 z% |8 \" P9 B7 L　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞

　　11．American Chinese not enough
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　　12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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　　车祸现场描述

　　13．heart flower angry open

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　　14．go past no mistake past

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　　15．小明：I am sorry!
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$ T7 h+ P8 ^7 E, P6 ?1 c6 P& u　　老外：I am sorry too!
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4 x( R3 H6 }5 ]( o3 x% n) o" M- p　　小明：I am sorry three!
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& \$ o# M2 I" ^, D　　老外：What are you sorry for?

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1 i6 c( N6 v' h( Y( z" u* N　　16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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" M' }0 {. G5 H　　要钱没有，要命一条
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　　17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

　　我叫李老大，今年25。

　　18．you have two down son。
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　　你有两下子。
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/ E8 |/ N8 V% |: I8 U, y$ |　　19．as far as you go to die
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　　有多远，死多远！！！！

+ D. J3 `4 B( Q5 r+ x4 c; M1 p3 n0 ]　　20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
my face.

( M1 O8 e  K  M7 L/ w; J5 C9 q  R' G给你脸你xxxx，你丢脸，我翻脸。

老杨

强！

玄紫妖妖

啊~~~~~~
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