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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. $ @5 R3 S' C( A7 F
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Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
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' ~0 b" S3 ~8 c9 }, T0 @Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
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If they are counting the bricks.
2 o9 g7 D* q, m3 W6 A+ _, u8 UPut them in the accounts department. 9 n6 A2 B0 @: g: U. b
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If they are recounting them.. ! d* H# F; k8 T- s x9 j& w
Put them in auditing. ; J7 h7 P" M) g8 O2 h2 h( E
* p2 _! g0 z$ e' ^If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
4 k% f6 J6 j2 J) S+ i9 Z, cPut them in engineering. . w9 m3 Y4 e0 k# P
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If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. 0 v1 G5 a, y' L4 N1 Y4 n
Put them in planning.
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If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
: w- v4 d S, ]! fPut them in operations.
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If they are sleeping.
) _5 r" ^* |$ X4 U& ?( L7 Z6 WPut them in security.
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If they have broken the bricks into pieces. 7 H; k2 o" a+ e' b# V
Put them in information technology.
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; N, r* I- ^8 c8 CIf they are sitting idle. 6 k: t9 H6 }1 ^ p) m' h
Put them in human resources.
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2 x* P5 R5 \- |+ vIf they say they have tried different combinations, yet
- m( r' D* `- p: Wnot a brick has been moved.
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If they have already left for the day. - e! `. ^- U& V
Put them in marketing.
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If they are staring out of the window. % p9 c A$ E' w; B8 u
Put them on strategic planning.
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: e0 G. ^9 x# f+ c4 iAnd then last but not least.
( o/ [1 M9 X9 |0 I6 ~2 ~1 wIf they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. & @$ J _" s7 e0 g: |) D F
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Congratulate them and put them in top management |
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