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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. , h" Q$ s2 D0 B7 i5 H3 J
# h* y# Y% F4 {. _9 b, L3 [! k7 _Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. + p0 V: x2 }$ b5 Z- z0 z
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Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
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& u& ]; V* z" H. c/ t! [8 f! ]If they are counting the bricks. 2 Z7 Y) x3 R9 ~( X i
Put them in the accounts department.
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If they are recounting them..
) n/ W- h% X' x8 }+ @Put them in auditing. # Y& ?6 x& D# M( E$ M, p
# n3 A4 b; A# L4 FIf they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
# H0 g1 v, M; G. {Put them in engineering. 2 ~& N0 u: x6 ]
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If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. 4 q0 w# q. l# k% U; R; e/ x
Put them in planning. + H% p8 I0 D9 }4 f% U
, z, l! O0 ~1 a! MIf they are throwing the bricks at each other. . ~# D4 G: _6 h8 ~6 _% p! P
Put them in operations. 0 d9 m, ^, L; `7 z
) |3 k( ~ w: @& HIf they are sleeping. + W4 e0 m; N/ a" \# P7 c) r
Put them in security.
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If they have broken the bricks into pieces. 8 E; h7 o/ g1 U n1 w4 `9 d0 b
Put them in information technology.
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If they are sitting idle.
: a# } b6 t' VPut them in human resources.
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If they say they have tried different combinations, yet . o0 ^+ b1 l! P# r# t
not a brick has been moved.
$ S9 d& X9 k% k0 \. R) [5 UPut them in sales. # \( W c& |) R0 M& g4 I6 u- h4 q
- \! u" g. z* I# yIf they have already left for the day. " M x& D6 u9 ^
Put them in marketing. * O* ]. O4 \- O2 _ Z6 \3 w" j+ c
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If they are staring out of the window. $ A8 @4 _3 g) [/ _+ t" Z7 Q
Put them on strategic planning. $ J% |7 H( Q6 t* h8 m& O" U; ~
% q* {# c5 R: Q4 N {And then last but not least.
! p3 B0 h9 r3 ]( v& ~If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
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3 }5 _' u! k6 d0 p. ICongratulate them and put them in top management |
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