Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

* ^& l1 V4 D; b, k- \. X4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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, }2 G* l/ a& j* I5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

. Q' ^7 ]& c% z: P6 x2 m* |7 F7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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* A( f0 E& Y! s8 O/ b( Q. ^1 f11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"