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NEVER SAY TO A COP: % m% x' G- {+ u4 R2 N2 ]+ V0 s+ H( I6 |1 c5 A
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ( E+ T; m6 |/ U6 n6 x ^
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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. F8 \8 A/ }$ ~/ [4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! / L0 \4 E) U0 R3 I$ K& {
# q6 m4 d4 u, Q) k0 j7 J5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7 U1 T1 \/ Y# H9 e# R. T
# H8 b/ a0 l' i9 m2 n0 M7 {, i* `7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? * n; n2 ?0 }; {2 V# @7 N1 R5 K! A
, _& T: o& g7 t3 R8. I pay your salary!
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+ e; J) }& h" ^9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 9 \, ]' w+ P$ C# K
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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