Never Say to a Cop:

OliveOil

NEVER SAY TO A COP:

# \* k. h( H& Q) @; T6 D- _# u1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

% T5 h* r3 y' c) L4 _7 V: X2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
  n  g2 |- k. C+ w
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

- _6 d  n) x+ X/ q' p6 w/ a4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
; S: M/ ^! q3 e& S. E1 f$ g) t
# b' \8 l7 g. @6 Y6 Q$ Q5. Are You Andy or Barney?

0 G! r) `$ d. C6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
2 u1 k8 C! h" @
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
, V3 `, A2 H* Q" n- E7 w
8. I pay your salary!
8 u8 j7 _% I! D
* Z( L( C6 T- Y9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

8 E! }2 m- R* b4 \* a10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
" b# B! K/ c3 A" H2 o
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
8 V5 S7 o  M( k- _/ {. S2 R2 A
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"