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NEVER SAY TO A COP: ; Y5 U$ P5 F/ O1 o$ h2 A
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ) L; R' @' ~: w7 K X( {
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! ! ^9 e0 h4 V8 E, W
, ]) }( T& q) ~5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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/ c: B% b: f0 ?8 Y2 _7 |7 ^: P6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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! F( ^) _, f7 d* h8 v3 }8 r7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8 m4 L: i; G* |/ n" X5 w8. I pay your salary! : o5 u3 q" n8 ]/ ^0 v1 J q& Y
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! ' y' T/ V" W0 }
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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& B w) y5 }, }5 u5 W) J+ @11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. " @7 w- x0 u. }& c
4 o8 X# G# c. |12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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