Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

0 O0 g: s$ d$ h6 X1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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$ i/ ?/ j) v( ~/ G8 Q0 w: F/ r) d4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

) `8 b, K8 d  {0 Z7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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8 b/ H/ r* A' u& Z" ?* o  w) ?10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

1 K1 z# @1 H. B% G6 g$ d! t' S+ z3 ^+ I+ \12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"