Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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* ?, B! \% v! |4 m4 G- \+ k) F1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

% c* s8 C: o5 z' T/ q8 C: u* _2 _3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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) C  a- J+ C- k5 S6 o) v4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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% E; r+ K; o  B, u4 B# C9 z6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

# H' H0 K2 ]/ _6 t& q3 \7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!
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7 O2 P0 P" [7 t: d2 Y. X9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

. J5 Q" d3 \% |0 i- p10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"