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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'' x4 c' n+ ?+ H# D) X
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'; b! Q4 y% n1 K' ?3 B2 z) P
! p& ^2 A9 _! h4 v7 N4 @The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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: e6 I- \2 u" O; g9 U$ ]/ GThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'8 m$ e8 `) j0 {6 w4 X& D& @
1 @2 Z8 Z8 @, MThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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, c+ I6 X2 X/ S! s' ]& r' I9 k; t2 HHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'6 b% j u7 z+ B1 d& c6 N
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'2 j8 r0 g ?4 C8 F. A, @
6 E: e5 M+ `# A$ w% c# DPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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