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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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6 |6 o+ O6 v/ W% H% t0 S* yA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'8 W& B7 i1 I8 K5 e
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'. Z) O: q6 u5 `4 d+ G4 k
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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8 `6 F' Y5 F5 w7 ~8 e( E5 l; U* M; iThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'* R' ~: `5 F; d2 P+ o; c6 i# A
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'6 \4 r* w1 p! u7 z5 P! W6 j# m& b( ]
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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3 y- ~! z" P U: IShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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9 z/ O- `/ V" p1 W2 u4 G; WPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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