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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. # G! R2 H3 U% }, N
! X) ]; M$ v9 Q* z' tA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'- C4 G+ q7 ?$ I9 X1 d4 u
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'/ X: q2 a4 N! |) `$ K5 Q
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'( j" A- D* L* w% v* K' t
& |# \5 d: A p% b K% ]The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'$ l% W6 E% @5 {! {- i
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'# z* v# I: |' L; V7 D
/ X x- l/ F9 u: b+ E9 RThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'4 O- T! l v# p4 H) B
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'4 c+ ? m( h1 ?! K, F9 x
6 L& `- y0 y6 e, v7 m# L% ]/ U; JShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'+ Q5 M% V4 b4 k9 F( ~
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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7 j! y$ v% t/ s* u0 D! iThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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