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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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5 m& y7 R; A" G9 m- UThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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1 l. t& i7 a2 q' ~8 w+ H1 x4 IThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'6 j8 M0 E9 C: M8 D! h" D) [) a) @1 }
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'! j& D% Q5 y5 i y9 g
b( T& y" V2 ^That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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+ |, k+ [' Y% t/ @/ UPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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9 H1 J5 Z( K- z* gThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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