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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. . k( ~; K& ]3 f
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!') S( x- s0 n; S2 K/ D% ^8 o, D
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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5 z5 b# r8 Y2 V1 s# C. FThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'" V* W( ?: y- |1 F' T
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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' ]$ K" S0 g1 d4 I' S2 dThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !' l) u! [6 Y* G1 s/ h# |
0 n! |6 j3 r2 P; f |That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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- T( u0 {; H3 M& @3 f8 kHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'1 e) J- W$ b/ v4 O1 {6 {
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?' H1 w. w ^3 `6 Y x
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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