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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'! H0 M/ i% G1 Z5 H1 V7 @
, s* D. [- T7 h/ x. yThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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6 f, z1 s9 L7 e* S- N! RThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'+ J8 @- r& _2 F4 H. a* ~" @4 _( Q
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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: {( l# A. _- o$ x- _That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'+ @. ^- r+ X; j$ I/ f8 G- Q
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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% R$ u. o6 H; y% AThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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