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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. + R+ y4 L: `7 s1 f% @5 R
# ?6 M3 r+ C3 u) ]( Q. F) B4 QA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'& B% i/ d7 }" r1 R
4 K: z3 c9 l1 F1 pThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'9 P; E9 ~1 J/ ~6 P
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'3 b7 k8 Y+ P% P9 q6 { u( }
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.') W3 x5 y* f. I
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !') I: ~0 m$ C4 H' p& H) T0 {
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'! n1 c' a" G# P5 S6 N
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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. B2 @* i0 h' PShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'; e( O: A# S& m* A
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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