The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

2 ~% m$ R; A. u8 [All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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1 O" s9 c7 L- q+ i'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
$ {3 @; i7 V( L: g) |7 X'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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' J3 I- ~. r2 }. s/ F9 Q7 a'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
7 c$ g' Q+ r9 g/ X! D: ~) o! U'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
' d* c8 j1 c8 W0 t: c- |5 _'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
* V. A6 \4 |* U" H% @3 i- T'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
5 t+ O/ x+ t. ithe stomach
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got wobbly,
; @8 u; ]  [6 o6 p) ythe eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
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They all decided that the
! |7 {8 x3 n5 Z6 t5 _% {" ]rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
4 c# B: M$ M' n( \The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.