The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

. X1 o1 t3 A$ q. mAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
& c0 U3 R% T# K( ^. ?( h4 v'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
8 l% V9 t3 ]; A- j" D0 i6 `'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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" K& k' d9 Y% ]7 r9 F  B'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
/ s7 y3 |! N/ F/ f'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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+ T/ }5 F5 j: H4 r, Y'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
; T7 M6 S, B4 q'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
% v* w2 m( ?# r3 k$ {/ C. S'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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* h, |% W( h! {7 E'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
% F' h% Z. O" s'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
- Z+ C4 P5 b- G+ k'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
/ u6 e% o4 x# S! D# S3 v& Gand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
+ S) z6 Y5 @5 }6 ]1 W+ wthe brain had a terrible headache,
9 b' x' R  P% E7 Bthe stomach
was bloated,
( Z; J0 k8 P/ j0 Uthe legs
, C( d( x" H6 z, L) [got wobbly,
& h0 q/ r; N' d5 K2 j- n/ K( Cthe eyes
got watery,
and the
5 L! k) A1 G9 B# m/ K# ~blood
4 T9 P+ n9 g+ I+ X! B- Zwas toxic.
. N/ _5 G8 F3 D/ T  E  c" \They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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4 M5 a2 k$ ~/ y  I! y/ eWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.