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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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% [9 R& p, u3 Z' k3 Z9 l* BAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
9 Z* y1 z9 l- X/ a8 Ntrying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
7 ^( M* {) |2 W" h: c2 d'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
,
" e6 ~0 V( ]- S0 h* Z'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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- V/ t: T+ r/ m'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
) X) V' k- F0 o: q'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'6 |. w9 B9 A0 ~+ s& m) @
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
% A# v1 U3 z5 B6 _'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
& {: `4 e0 w0 t8 T% B) X% X'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum8 z7 O+ T3 C; Z' d  ], \
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,% j  R; c+ v! A, z' |6 Z0 t
the brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach
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was bloated,$ u$ T7 a- B. {6 G! W8 ^3 t$ u
the
legs9 P0 i9 z# ?* r/ N$ ?* R
got wobbly,% b; v, r' Z: H; |2 B! s
the
eyes
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got watery,
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blood
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was toxic.
  e1 S; m, [1 N. M, XThey all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.
! J( T+ ~; Q. }2 G2 T) Q! ^! wThe Moral of the story?
" ^  s1 G8 o" X1 k/ I& }. }& z' ]The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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& `: B+ }/ S; d9 k[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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Haha!
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) z7 t0 }' _& u" Q  T! dWhere you got this so funning story!
  h7 d- {9 X/ O& E; P4 sI like it.
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