The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

) _1 [. }! a, S- X" TAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
: \$ A+ C9 {5 `+ I7 B% H% p& ]6 N'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
2 ^4 `1 o% ^" ~4 e# n'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
: x* K% K& {6 `$ H7 p1 o3 f- X'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
( i4 v8 p) _. s" kWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
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the eyes
7 X5 }9 g9 q% Mgot watery,
and the
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They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
" w8 n1 Q0 L% \3 K/ S# ^2 EThe Moral of the story?
& d% c0 P0 }" i& h, P- ~- e" i( }7 |The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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