The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

% [9 R& p, u3 Z' k3 Z9 l* BAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
9 Z* y1 z9 l- X/ a8 Ntrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
7 ^( M* {) |2 W" h: c2 d'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
" e6 ~0 V( ]- S0 h* Z'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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- V/ t: T+ r/ m'I should be in charge,' said the
3 Q) L4 y/ E' W, ~3 u  O/ nstomach
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' d* c, D: g0 M1 t'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
) X) V' k- F0 o: q'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
% A# v1 U3 z5 B6 _'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
/ [) V2 r7 `3 p/ P: D: r'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
& {: `4 e0 w0 t8 T% B) X% X'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
& p% X" `" Y0 m( Gwas bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
: H3 n0 c$ Y8 Tgot watery,
! n. H; ?2 r" l) _5 [' dand the
* @' p* p1 W& h. P7 G7 I! n* {0 \; Cblood
7 h$ \- |0 j+ awas toxic.
  e1 S; m, [1 N. M, XThey all decided that the
3 P0 }* v2 m. B& p, L; k" [rectum should be the boss.
! J( T+ ~; Q. }2 G2 T) Q! ^! wThe Moral of the story?
" ^  s1 G8 o" X1 k/ I& }. }& z' ]The ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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& `: B+ }/ S; d9 k[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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) z7 t0 }' _& u" Q  T! dWhere you got this so funning story!
  h7 d- {9 X/ O& E; P4 sI like it.