The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
$ _8 S! ]5 o' w' G'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
8 V. L1 \2 ?" y'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
8 D7 a6 ]6 k2 y0 f3 n) Q'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
6 d" Q9 F$ r4 j0 ?3 \5 Kstomach
,
+ p0 g. A0 D8 r1 F' R) X. ~; U'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
. N6 q: T5 y5 L) S' X% ['I should be in charge,' said the legs,
9 K$ J( ~% M: R8 F' ]'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
3 T1 j( u- x! Y6 C'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
0 B- o" q4 t- H! ~  l8 jand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
) Z8 l/ e. ~$ G1 x8 IWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
* C$ F2 o2 a# J) j( y, }the stomach
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the legs
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the eyes
got watery,
and the
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+ a8 {9 I6 Q! ~: }; \+ _# q3 q/ @They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
6 K7 X' t( F# tThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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