Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
9 ~& S- y6 D& e/ z8 X2 AOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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. g: b7 M- s: T. j8 D# @1 M/ [The blonde started laughing.

; `( Z1 e2 g- I: t3 z9 QThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

/ h  [; p* ?6 s7 {6 i$ _This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

3 u) t0 l- K3 R4 z# J8 z2 ?) kThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

8 _+ f, \$ L$ T1 W* x: d3 zThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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. S- w' F9 o9 i# FThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

' |* A5 O' \3 r- @% }% ]4 v6 `7 aI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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$ [. ]6 l- b& aThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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: W0 ]- N5 U+ @Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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( N: h0 d+ k0 f8 O0 gSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

/ ^! H( H" `" o* |) E3 i0 WThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

6 b) T1 N/ @) s% t$ M' d! qThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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& |6 N! ^! K; P, G% M/ W" n$ wAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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/ d2 v) P: N! d: t: K. {In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

' W1 \, o  x4 l" S7 U2 a7 vThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

/ |6 Y& c# d. L4 S+ ?& h' |Blonde Sky Divers
( h4 L" p. ]1 o& S' j' dA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

" b; [5 I8 p& X2 Q+ h" M! Y# }3 {[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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