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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident3 n4 ]' D4 R9 z3 r" j
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.; x* y3 P/ G5 t! _0 b( E9 k7 o# m
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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1 Y2 }- G& g- O/ c( D, w4 `Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.0 I3 |" w, ^, E" q

2 T* ^  h0 z! KThe blonde started laughing.6 x5 k/ ~) I9 O' x9 M, s4 [4 D* V

% d$ n3 X' q9 MThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.! Y( P! `7 i% F/ s0 Z
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.% H! w  C5 a; R1 s+ I- N2 s
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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  p3 m0 L# h: X& }: j+ L. {( \The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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1 y* O/ X5 O* Z0 O( C( XThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"- t6 |3 D8 p/ i8 U
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Rowing Your Boat% j9 ~, O- [; j* s8 w: p
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.5 L% J, Y& @8 N$ x6 W

9 |' @: i3 a( ^6 dThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"7 ^7 s/ q0 V9 T' v6 r

$ v0 o5 @- S/ N' j/ _To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."; }+ O- K9 L8 ^  _

5 h# _5 D) s% |: {- PI Want to Buy That1 {% I: [) d! }- ?- F, l
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.: P" p2 j( J9 Z7 x) J

1 m  V! y' `9 k: v5 |0 ~- lThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.8 R  r% O$ Z  x+ t
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.( Q! D5 {# A) o6 h7 a

7 ^! _3 s0 m! h7 j; iSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.% z& L3 ^4 o; Y/ C9 M3 Z& a

& ?9 k4 M) [0 z, |+ W2 bTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.* Z3 \( B: g8 y4 |* x/ ^' ]( E  I

4 P, C4 H, ]" \/ SThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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5 u7 d5 S& Q7 Q9 q( L( cThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
* r( {3 A' E0 m# h2 ~1 MA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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& F  K# R- c* F5 ^$ NOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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. _3 m3 @( `+ |2 FThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."( a0 w. E5 ?7 [1 E

' v6 }: w( i# t# M, S1 C# f- iBlonde Sky Divers
, t& F2 K# }# o2 H4 nA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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0 E0 n2 m* v6 H! p& rThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens., C7 R, c( a( m# A3 j8 k( w

) j7 |$ q/ J7 c1 l7 qShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.: w5 r% R% Q" d) W  U9 ^

5 k' o8 ~& z! e" oThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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