Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
# q& A! v9 [7 QOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

( Z- E' [7 R6 u' s) N: UThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

* |# b& m# U* _. Q3 U) GHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

" p! F6 v5 B# y- EFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

) G2 ]# b8 r2 B( \& E/ VThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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& _' ^* j% d8 J$ C1 E' Q9 YLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

* V7 @1 f- \3 Q1 n, pRowing Your Boat
) e5 M% j. G# q  I& A% ]) ]  D2 |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

3 X6 i  e  H* W; vThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
# t9 Y* C- e5 S( C2 z0 EA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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+ o9 p  y0 x9 d; SThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

! ?# T4 H* K; x& ]9 XSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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' b( R5 d9 W; WThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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! d' Y. L* U. o% |: PThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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0 k* r$ ^( L' H; J# U: UBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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" ]1 {8 c" h9 Q" jThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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/ C0 ]0 x% z' Q. t[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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