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Blonde Car Accident
F8 o9 q2 w- I& xOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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4 O4 E2 g( \. |He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.0 _4 H; P5 b/ r) _& e% ^$ x
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires." R1 [% c8 f v9 K2 l# G
: n6 p7 p$ }6 K) S/ U4 V: @) D( ~The blonde started laughing., G3 z/ s+ i$ ~# \. y* P+ f3 D$ b
: m- E! ~. s5 x: @! E# n5 SThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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. k- G8 ]0 Q3 ?This time the blonde laughed even harder.: P" g9 y: l& O7 L
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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. ^" u- i7 S5 b3 x1 S1 k1 ]Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat." H8 p+ O) \0 W# b2 c' s
2 a ~; X6 o9 Q7 `0 l! ?" eThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"5 k9 W1 P7 K+ ~* c# k1 W( a* x
2 e6 R4 G$ k1 m! n8 J! P' w8 aTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.) N5 J4 k0 X) s) H; V9 [9 e& r
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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' n& m8 H( ]* DThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. ^+ f7 m" `' h% f/ {2 v4 `4 X
# B$ N* Z3 n7 Z" Q9 `, Z0 rFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.* C. O/ ]# x4 w" G8 B
' K; P$ M) Z6 y uSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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4 w# W6 m5 M- A- [" oTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes./ P: w$ l( z( s( C6 s; K* v5 d- F) J/ h
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"( ^7 D _+ Z3 A0 D3 O) v1 H
7 D6 n6 U0 Y9 v( j4 mThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure? Q, y6 b% M/ s; {9 ] D d
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"8 P0 |( p. y# u G: \3 H9 _
& a$ h' G l) AIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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( _0 |3 O0 |+ U: I' _, P* o4 mOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."7 y7 y' | Y) m# c: m3 y$ R
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.& `+ ~/ Q2 a8 L/ t
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.- S$ }6 z# {9 I) @9 _
9 D I! k# ]1 V3 |# G) z! NShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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9 T: }6 b h) A# a% z FThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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