Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
" Q# u5 P5 f+ g0 m( zOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

+ @7 G  l9 u" C  l/ S; y3 |Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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# p' t4 ?/ k& H0 A' L2 }The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

6 {+ v1 |( |/ C2 f) s; J8 `; u- _Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

2 O! A) F0 z9 ]8 |, E7 uThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

3 t+ X2 F* F% o- U: M" Y6 mRowing Your Boat
* @) Q0 j+ u/ x- M- l+ X$ d9 WTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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2 z+ u+ Q9 B% [& ~5 ?7 xThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

  [. @. x; S0 u  m% ]: S3 y. eI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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. w# M0 x* u; l0 uThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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% I) ]9 F. g" E, [The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

' r8 j. u8 O# x8 Y2 U$ S9 HFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

# T; W, {" T, E0 W0 h. I+ A6 ~8 HSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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9 L( ]' U; c- O# E  X1 [7 D; ?The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

0 ]5 q' E5 Q) zAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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+ I2 ?+ W, q, M2 e5 \( t! R) V! GBlonde Sky Divers
# q$ N: K3 d4 f: z$ VA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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