Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
$ Q: v  c; S# N/ T3 p- ^0 SOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
- A  E4 z0 o( E1 u
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
$ H8 }0 K) d4 `8 X: k* t: m
3 ?7 ]4 _# r* g5 cFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
# X- V, Q2 B; T$ u; A+ ?, }
' \* J/ |6 {5 r6 y0 K( _The blonde started laughing.
' y- j) n  K2 I$ B( Y
: E0 l; R, V# n* m$ D- MThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
5 |3 p2 q" P5 d! `
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

  Z4 B/ ^* N& w: o% EThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
- z4 x# C+ g  y- l1 I
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
! I- o+ y" S* i0 g( O. |* d
Rowing Your Boat
/ C. C1 ?4 t5 s4 p4 |1 Q5 YTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
( h% g% d. o' n  R* f
& W. A0 b; Y+ P; C0 {; {The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
& l) n( l0 Y$ F6 Z: E; g# l, R  p+ G
4 d. ?# @8 g" h: l) BTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

  v( m  O* h: V, |- v: aI Want to Buy That
' b2 k  x# t' {( v. C. `A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
0 Z4 O9 m& P' ^8 U( J5 J
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

7 I( V! J4 k+ V5 d& s+ BThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
3 W' p9 M& C9 n6 N8 O4 A) Z& @
/ ]# @7 M% i& A8 r6 mFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
& v0 ~9 @. Q  w# w) C4 {
% \4 z! M# d# ]) ^- B: Z- ]Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

$ }/ t' L% h; d0 E1 s, [To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
- v7 e/ s, Z2 V( `
' h' ^0 M% c3 Y1 q, m- TThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
( _+ I( {$ v! `* ^7 V: \) P7 L
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

) E# X& U$ `& l! D! iAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
6 j+ y, A" a0 n+ ]9 ?" }" w
" m# m5 K' D( @+ o- _4 j- D9 ^$ c9 FIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
" Q6 W6 X  b/ I7 Z
+ Q, @$ ~; y0 h4 hOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
: o: K# P. [# B) I! Q0 k
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
1 Y* T. p$ r  h( V. g" s2 B
9 T, P2 d) n4 ^9 N9 J: xBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
7 _1 j5 G* L$ v" f9 s0 Y8 w7 [$ `
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
7 F, D8 j) o0 M3 H# H
* D& U0 l/ @6 j: @+ R) O# u  aThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

! D) J4 s6 N3 Y7 K* U) H3 x8 s% |[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

山翁