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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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/ g5 D* G" f$ i! Q' Q4 p5 v3 ` 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。9 }4 E& ~' m! z
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.7 d0 x4 J2 p! h2 a8 O2 N
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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# G' ^- {5 Y$ y N, L/ k 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。# C0 Z# W0 B. g" T* m2 S
* s4 k) r& M& _$ Q1 T1 H/ } Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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* j" N- \3 V9 l) N 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。% ^ @4 j) Y' N) Y8 j2 h
: _' N! V; E; x( c Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.3 C2 ^& X% e% }/ D2 G8 @
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。: j% g' {# w8 G7 x2 x
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life., n4 R" s8 ` A) O. A7 Y N
% ]3 o9 [- A3 a3 w) E8 s( F% a2 _ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。2 f% S0 m, {" g" C
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.% i8 A2 ~- c% x1 z0 j4 X
9 |! e( c7 W+ K. t 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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; [1 _4 w( e6 {/ p9 s3 s/ V Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.' @* g2 \ Z# g
1 G3 J1 J1 b% ~6 |; G 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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- q2 k+ x8 i; \# M4 N/ a Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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) g/ B' e* V" Q5 n0 A5 T9 } Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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' m: m/ @# x% O3 |1 L3 s* ^ L/ t 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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6 ^' b# d$ A8 l) ^ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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L6 h7 Y3 d- _- n9 I “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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8 O% D" C1 ?3 D( ?( A Y There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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2 @" Q L- r8 v8 a7 F8 I2 B ]& g 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。4 ^9 X# j& H- G' `' ^
( O1 F) q; i( l “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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4 `$ U2 j. S0 K 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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1 I; b1 ^7 F; b7 b1 ^/ s “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!) ?& X* W& L! Z/ `- @
# c6 W6 V' P* K 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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3 n4 M+ Q% R7 W, M God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.0 g2 K) L0 A3 [1 W
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。) K8 C! z+ ^; x/ j. K9 \
) A F- X3 v/ t; e& G) y) l# ? When two’s company, three’s the result!
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, D% P: D( n1 g$ J- y* [ J 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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c% [8 A3 v) q8 o9 I A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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) _0 z5 g; w. w, w; T5 H- O/ [ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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! ~& q" V `) K5 c$ p. c2 ]$ M$ a The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.- d' m& ^' h5 W0 j6 L
1 z9 A( C" v" g 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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