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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
e# u9 V3 n2 ^% \0 p: \% r原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
4 z6 z+ L! t# q( `/ e' T* } Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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' v( s8 p# O; m$ M& L 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty., a5 I; b% P# W0 x( E0 e y
/ Q3 `- [; x; ~, _5 ]% O! E 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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7 F: N l4 Y3 x/ | Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.7 F+ p2 h: _! b( P4 J- ~
% s( B- v% M/ p9 j0 {6 [# F2 ?$ K 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。6 c9 ]# C; _3 m: n- \; F0 U1 [8 Y4 j
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.- _' H p x* ]1 B0 V7 G
; i5 k7 t$ l8 R% ?; A# ? 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.# L4 w+ I. w; i; `3 l$ X
5 F) C. i$ U; ^* o8 p 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 K. y; r9 l$ c3 i: y n
& g) ?' s) X5 Z8 y' ]0 J6 f Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.- B& l2 F& Q0 D0 u5 [
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。+ m, m o9 m6 t4 Q
. x4 r& m/ A" b6 b1 Z7 M* E The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.* q! U" v# v+ @3 |- W
" S; [; R$ o+ @4 V+ z 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。2 Q8 M7 g8 L$ ~/ G% ?1 _
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.2 U" _# S0 |# G2 B+ N
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。. v4 v; b w9 p$ q) Y; y5 n
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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; e. p0 r1 y7 F- K+ C8 | 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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& Z2 }' o! ~8 \ G D 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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. c% p& n5 X- V! G0 i2 a/ c “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep., g# w# n1 k# j, u$ B" |. ^ A' L
: g- e1 J1 h" |3 ] “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。; `) a9 G9 A4 C+ i8 H
, `! s1 B& O4 ^- @ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.0 ^: [1 z9 ]) @3 Q. J! y" T9 T
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。! |$ D J7 Q$ W3 t9 q! I/ C3 W
& u7 I7 c/ N2 @! z% Z “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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# d5 m, x+ F; S5 C: j* E) `& H 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。: p3 H6 X! C0 M* \# A
6 o0 g( ^' i6 O N; k “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。# v+ h4 D) W1 Z Y+ i( o5 {0 x
' K7 ~( b6 b; t! s( m4 ~7 P9 ` God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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0 `% `+ i f& [9 w+ l1 S 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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# a* g6 i. {) N) u2 A9 u When two’s company, three’s the result!, N3 p; L& j6 B+ L" A. [( e
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。7 _! ~3 i* g* u
3 w7 u6 k. c9 D3 e The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.- V4 M$ [" j' s0 C
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.( i. \: Y: a( i& b% ^$ u+ {
5 w% @! R) E4 q2 G. W 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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