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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
2 p/ z2 D8 |7 [% |" j原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 s) j8 t: Q0 \$ k- K! U# s
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.) N5 z7 S5 W1 S; T0 C" ^+ ^7 u
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。) X" X- }8 `! v
7 j- T9 H9 S8 q1 N, s4 L! C5 B One should love animals. They are so tasty.4 R& L P/ u4 i F) w) }8 e
* L/ P; M3 ^# K y 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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' t% n2 o: R1 n$ M4 L$ _0 l/ M 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.% E0 `8 S# ^' e/ u
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。. x% t: A$ [: H: c& G, o. m0 D9 E, r
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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9 x: s$ Q: G/ K# W. E 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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7 d5 X" B+ O. a1 v& l7 `2 T Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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4 Y0 d: W O7 `4 I The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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5 N! ^+ ^5 f7 D1 b% k# U. J& A 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives./ X* F3 L7 L7 g& F( B
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。" r1 h/ B! a# g* F
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.% O) Y* C6 ?* C$ z0 t. S2 G1 E
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。& W2 L- \- e% |( R9 _
- _$ y" |6 T' I2 _$ G Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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9 j2 C: y [7 n4 P% M6 G; ~ e2 Y- D 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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9 T" m* p6 f/ e; t& L& [' y8 X3 \ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- {/ o7 [. g5 {
/ z7 F5 w# U) c8 ? There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。, b r7 m4 C9 [0 a2 x
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?, B% H% v; `( f
/ M& d7 u! q- w6 `" C/ ~* ] 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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: j, j" O. r; A- s& ?1 n: { “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!. y1 K# S; B# u4 G
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。1 z- F& `6 t+ |% l
: F0 D) n/ T; o7 B" x2 | God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.9 h: E) e' E, c/ t5 `/ F# V* y% x
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。: y) }2 ~3 E. j* l
2 O1 E; ?' U* u- W! \/ L. W/ c0 ^ When two’s company, three’s the result!9 }1 B8 D) I; q
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!; U4 H/ j/ H: A0 U% w' o( q
8 I% Z$ @9 e. V A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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& A# a, L. p7 U/ c; M5 p2 ?) ]# o- V The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget., F# d; ^! i* J7 |" H" D" j" Y
, t2 S; T# P6 c' b% \% ?$ | e The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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* `9 p P' Q5 N0 E! R 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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