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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.1 Y1 f% F. W" l2 q6 k; @7 W9 k, @
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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$ ?' M; h0 |% x0 @; a Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.% b u7 ?& g; d+ w
# @8 L; j% K$ X1 M; o 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。) q7 p2 W1 C' x9 L P2 E$ ^
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.! S, E( ~4 H- u9 z7 I/ P
! @) B8 w) |/ i 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。4 x0 J6 z7 R# n) N: o* z
4 e; G. b4 a# s6 |& Y Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.6 e0 n J2 a( V0 x
1 M. M# A1 t% T; z 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。- E3 Q: Q, @4 W; L
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.% o4 n! F+ d% U: z
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。& v& M$ X0 n. {' Y8 V6 u
1 P: v2 W. G# G Y2 N+ P+ X6 w4 v Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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. s( \& A9 j4 r5 V. {6 c6 k 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。+ D' a& f: J" E7 F3 Q$ s" {8 q
/ ^: U% Z0 ?( P A9 W Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。% Y7 i2 T% G9 R
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.4 `2 e7 f) Y) T
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。0 G- t' V* P& Z& @8 ?5 R7 a5 \
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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( E* \2 O4 {7 j- V' X. n k 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。, b5 ?2 ]4 P C5 B- E
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?* k9 M: m+ v5 \# n. _' R
% A2 U/ \$ z8 A8 N 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。, l+ l# o& d, [( R: R
& S7 z: n# j2 T. n7 I; k “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!/ Z8 {1 O0 B, |' L
/ ]- {# z4 l6 T; L+ l) F 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。2 q' ]7 Y+ G* d* H4 _2 @
! ]0 q8 a; S7 m& k+ B% S2 l God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.! }0 S+ u) H; N
# T3 F) i8 }! R7 i$ ? X 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。, ~5 {! ~, J6 ]* l8 N) J# O
V' R. J* Z3 W# r, G" K When two’s company, three’s the result!8 e& v! @8 | E1 r3 j( o$ ^
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!# }0 r; X/ {: F! ?
3 ]7 ~. V' J+ W9 N, f$ E A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。' }6 f8 z) N; E8 r, @
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.* v: o$ u8 y0 U, K
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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3 I+ w, v: g K! k 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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