Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 Q- a. q" K9 XA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

' ~4 A6 Z& H  o* m/ t$ ~( y7 Q$ o2 kQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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& c" w% k- q3 J6 l  vQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

+ {/ m2 o4 r9 O$ S% AQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
) K4 q/ `( B) KA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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  C5 Y7 |2 w- O8 NQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, S& ?4 t. ~% Y/ CA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

) X, g) {/ M) O! t* bQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 j: X$ Y/ f. j$ [$ h! I) gA: Heavy psychedelics.

4 J9 p! U/ i- t3 ~# Z* KQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% b4 `: m( U- f# p. [% iA: Carry loaded weapons.

6 H4 M  Q# K0 M; w9 j* nQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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