Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 c: w, v% R! n, m3 I! R5 HA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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6 Y; ]2 F$ I. u$ y, b1 K; N$ y6 yQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 \1 F. u$ R5 I4 S6 P4 A* kA: Your car.
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! J* d7 B  Y. _Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

" j% K+ \" o' x% p, R  pQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! r  s, ~7 H$ F; L$ }) |. aA: The color.

: o; E2 U& b0 D! Q* oQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& w- \7 r, a. z2 A2 y# a/ KA: Heavy psychedelics.
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! ~2 q$ y! |1 J( L! B& I7 vQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 v* S) n7 e/ B: F3 PA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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