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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 8 _% [1 c* ?6 y6 X7 F/ M' O
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ( J! X4 ^: j% i; y2 t3 ~
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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# T& X) u4 j- {2 `2 d% Q% n0 F+ d6 XQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 Y: }0 n1 @' }5 X" ?* TA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# D3 o, C& N7 D% vA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A. E' n& B( D$ ?4 ~: |
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 B8 H; E# i' S" y$ T
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. $ P' \- Y* }3 p0 N3 Q
- n7 _- e1 n' I: F# IQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
2 [* |0 @$ Y vA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 9 F$ y# G& K* k2 l: W
; V% D% ^: X. \# b) X h# `. S9 D! xQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
& T- |1 }) g8 L5 D5 r* a% eA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. + p. j) `- H* \9 Z
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
/ l3 S: P4 e6 z0 TA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 5 G: {. i% e! K* R
A: Heavy psychedelics. % z2 i. f2 p9 n Z' ?
8 _3 l: k5 N! A# b: L P6 AQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 9 B& U5 d4 k) O; M4 H
A: Carry loaded weapons. , [4 ^- G( i& Y& X+ F7 u
% _% Y* n4 {+ YQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 9 Z' v) S1 P: e# p6 X
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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