Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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5 G2 s# `/ w. lQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 w( z2 f8 s! a9 z: EA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

, k9 ~) N  a! g8 IQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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! c# P) @+ A$ [+ RQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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* K3 R) ]. F& }Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

5 A" A0 V9 `: d  z/ ^Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* L& T& h+ Z3 ^A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
) Q/ E0 T  f5 Y! a: S& MA: The color.
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6 i: j# ~. Z5 a. z, P- ]7 ^& iQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) [  R7 f7 C& O7 oA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
% v) _+ l( O% r- h, i+ d, h, p* C  zA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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