Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ @5 U* I+ p( |6 UA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) q$ h# ~  A: ^A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
- U- C2 b5 a7 N' `A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 i# I6 }" Y( \5 ^% V$ y( ~: i( ZA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

9 _, k1 g! @. qQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# l0 Z2 n9 L$ o4 q, |A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

' {- ~9 U# T5 f2 ^, n' h; PQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

- [* @$ P1 S0 U' F) d* q  _Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ t+ N0 t! s6 FA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

; \0 A* a1 \9 g) uQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
0 f* a1 q& P6 @A: Carry loaded weapons.

: r/ y7 J' f( d  E2 aQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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