Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
. D: }) R, c  S5 _4 ]A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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" j6 k$ H, S- z$ wQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# \2 R* s& l: y: B  R& [+ hA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

/ Z/ f! C7 {- f3 x8 a# PQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" }6 G8 T3 ^9 ^& uA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

% G/ R: i; f/ k, A1 v) nQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 w1 v4 Z5 X. j1 P8 W7 S$ I" SA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

* a' F. N0 X: u& H; D% cQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. I. h& W1 u% A" G, J% vA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

; H; O- w  u# V' q' p& mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 A+ e: u, x7 W5 W/ M) o- \A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, x* L" r0 E' |4 v& [; w3 gA: The color.
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2 _7 E- f5 l+ LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ Z6 k: Z, M- O: B7 H8 iA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! g' Q; A4 a0 B  J+ P# n. y5 FA: Carry loaded weapons.

: b* k& }& n$ f) {* mQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# ?) |) Q9 n" h) ~% v$ [A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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