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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." ' w l3 t7 D9 O. H" j
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George was brokenhearted. & P' b' R4 j) k' J6 K7 R: Y
2 `* g' l* G) hAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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7 Q& d! x8 @; N U8 q. W"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 7 U9 k4 z v. G
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. V8 W3 }; [( Y) v& W! n3 o# c
5 r: `( h, q2 T+ H" x"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." + l) c: m7 u, K/ J
8 ]( l" F7 q- M- O: N1 q k' B: j# `"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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