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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." ! u' v% [6 \$ l4 j9 X# l
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George was brokenhearted. 2 K# K) y6 m* X/ q& B
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. : M9 Q( v% O% _- e2 h
) S# C% ^ p- |2 e9 E6 r: ~"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 0 i' `' U1 B( ?1 M/ v# s7 t# Q
1 D2 T% Y6 f* u# s6 C4 u: n& z; CGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 1 D+ O, k3 C: j1 f: q
2 C# H2 D' S/ Z0 O"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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