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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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George was brokenhearted. 7 r4 t& u w# }) Z( ^
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. & h9 V+ A" u* ^
$ [1 @" j* a8 [$ a/ O) i"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." : H! O, N" b# N& i: A) y% M# U
. U# A2 S5 U+ u; J2 c3 ]+ HGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. . }9 Q: ]! B4 l: ^3 A, h$ \
7 R [% d7 S f$ E"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." : o3 \9 Y8 E* G6 n
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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