10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
& C0 U( g- F- N  X2 q0 F4 L7 A2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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1 a- x% N- E8 u. `4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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/ y, _/ v' Q: s( \. C% u( A+ u8 p5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
0 D, B9 a2 u& g3 ?8 v+ p8 k+ F5 P7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
5 p) g+ m5 Y7 x1 X+ A9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
+ _; I' k% Z' q4 qthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

$ D$ \2 Q; v) \" z  AGrass could mena herb

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6 e' f# b' @, T" dare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


, N+ m5 t  Q* l) B4 x& sare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

5 u, c. I  x$ P& E1 P2 wdid not get the first one, where is the pun

+ d) p5 Y( @$ T8 W5 u[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

8 r. o! j0 L; t- Hgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

! ?) |% n$ R! y! z& v2 r1 tdid not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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4 i; D* b& Q; b; O  ?9 f" _: t$ Ograss could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

2 D' T* _5 |* n7 Pdid not get the first one, where is the pun

4 X. u4 {0 J# |" Ti get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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: ~4 B5 W* }) @% R6 sgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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4 c5 p: r7 w0 s6 ]* n"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
) W' g4 T1 n& U# e5 L: \/ M+ r/ M"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


  a4 B, H* l  Q+ @9 i/ K2 Li get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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