10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5 P, ^' O; |9 `3 H2 K8 A( V5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9 H- q( G4 {* J: Q+ k9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
  ]9 U! x" r! S3 U1 C: Z* X10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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, z! o$ @' L2 }6 t, n$ {( `! H7 O# Jare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


7 `) c! L9 I: w( b# q; n; zare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

  F! O6 D1 \& n7 v7 p4 Pgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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/ P2 \2 ~$ L  H0 Cdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

* v* o) [% J; d) l$ ^, N# ^did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

5 g9 k1 }/ q) t# ^1 z9 P" Ngrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

- Z2 I8 o* J3 ji get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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* h- Y" ^5 J9 B0 v4 X. |grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

; M" n* H6 Q9 |3 _1 ?"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
& q4 T& `$ M" Q; l1 j"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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3 F/ o, A  b5 x1 K9 Q: Q"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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. @0 @( }* W- Wi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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