10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
0 T: P/ k5 W! j8 I* ]. q5 V2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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. @! Q( M4 J1 Q# w4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
$ C( E- h/ B* W/ q3 u5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
% |- u$ O, r2 {; g/ t( c6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

# D2 L8 {- ?. |4 V: `  P4 C, S) aGrass could mena herb

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7 Z4 a4 R$ @) g9 rare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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; Q! C  i9 j; U4 hare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

& n( ^$ J& G  U9 r+ B1 Tgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

1 k. P% X+ X8 H/ Fgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

6 ], o: @- f& M0 m, L4 s$ Odid not get the first one, where is the pun

, J* v8 ~. u1 E3 W2 F8 Creally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

/ ?# a0 [, x5 ^i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

, {4 M5 u0 H3 ]4 {  n"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
& q" R- @1 B' a0 W3 U7 _"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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& |9 x0 @& y, v3 {en, it hit me now

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