10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
% _5 X- ?3 Y3 s6 t/ o2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3 G$ A/ R  j; G- t8 q3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
1 ~; J- i/ B, x( X0 e5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
2 A/ K" V+ g; Q/ }this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


' z) D; U$ ?+ j5 T4 \are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

: C& G3 F; K) Vgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

2 H  d( f0 s; L9 P* z! s  Zgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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  C) }" h2 m( A4 f2 lgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

+ ]( O* f( e4 Ii get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
: ]+ ^; D7 u* n7 \. p"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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. y: U' D. B: J0 U"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


  z6 [- D3 v. p+ g- q; |, r1 e- \i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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