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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: / m+ W" n9 s5 R8 }0 v) c* {8 a
7 h, `/ N4 F- ?6 m4 a I, cI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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- p$ x( e4 a5 K( p3 v. R# g dYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. * ~4 @0 ]+ {( h9 h, f6 f
8 j* v% \2 j6 c3 S( `. I, |2 R* O3 rWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. - E& A. _8 f( B6 ~6 U$ L+ C$ y
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. + p# k8 H) u; Z, t9 q+ u4 I
) O: ]' t9 b( q& T, ?1 T& rNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 9 l* I& ^! G- c, T% A5 M5 v+ ^' _
' G. G* \8 o% t) C- ]So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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2 v# Q7 Q) i* d- p$ ]5 Y5 e, QHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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0 A* \% v9 d! lSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 1 z* y; T6 Y ^: ^6 y3 w! ^3 J. H
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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: j+ M, Z# y' t( N$ T7 q8 tThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' - \" J% }8 d Z7 z
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' % \* j4 P5 Y; N& ]" C1 H
3 ]# @7 ?6 V; G# R6 q! v% rThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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