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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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0 K6 M& K! h+ W" |Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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& g! T$ F$ i) J6 pWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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' v' u6 p( k# R* G" x The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. + i, M( V, [* Z; h1 ?* K6 G; w
: [; }" V; u7 |And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. : F4 D0 X; ]7 h4 u8 d$ y1 o
6 W* N! f; B! TNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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) o& K+ D# Q# HSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 5 P P% ~7 ]7 r: T, ~# ]/ F$ C
1 x6 c4 T; Q' y. V7 xLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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# q. y" @2 l C& @+ j: [He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 3 O; v. O9 l3 q1 f
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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; |$ B+ t! N2 K; ]5 q: Y- ONot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
) k7 _' v3 O# u" @He gives up and goes back to bed. " }* v' t. J/ |/ A! s
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' & U$ \ H6 V2 s( o3 ~; [7 l0 n+ W
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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