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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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3 u1 Z0 o5 `" L- Y' g) W# w5 EWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 2 ~& N% Z. {' @$ v& {. j# ^
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 0 ^$ M6 p1 H$ p* |2 A4 G
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 9 j6 H2 |! _" P8 z& Q& M. z8 ]
1 N, i! u8 E" R5 T2 J6 ^So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 4 s& M& G5 p, m, {1 m9 L* V
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. . B# z) w- F- w0 W. q1 W4 Z
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 2 w/ O X2 T* K- W/ a. i$ S( F
/ g) Q! F) O" u! s4 K4 YSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. % ^: i) R. t1 N0 {5 i
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 2 G6 O; [9 E) j4 v2 @" J
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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9 X- E* B+ P, H$ j; x6 r- mThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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