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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 0 U3 p; s4 D6 N* P
) v& v$ x4 V7 Q! [* TDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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% K7 v' C" N: cI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. : p' ]! F$ w' j) \! O' n8 C
# C1 N- O J; W' oWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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4 k- N p& c, \0 Y/ G, X( `; D The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. - j# O) O7 r- R; n) E2 e& q
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. ) E9 J! N3 v" j5 c$ M
1 _& g+ b" X4 @/ w; M* C7 xNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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0 Y7 A. {( g0 o9 {) }$ jSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. ! R5 L% J1 z( a: c# h! s
+ r/ a6 |7 l2 |Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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* x% {3 Z+ z4 xHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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: T. g) R! R: l5 Y2 G$ v$ MNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 1 h! D; K, W s0 {4 D( C
He gives up and goes back to bed. 6 |$ L# B# f0 V O: B( A
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 9 N0 d2 O7 X H/ k' @) ` Z4 f7 f% Y
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 7 Q- ?( g2 S$ J! R* a. w, N! {
, h8 A4 t. [+ A2 N( }+ \The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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