Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& ?( r3 `, V  }8 j/ o' \) E" L! @& uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" T) B! f- z6 n6 ~+ n9 Y, Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" G1 u+ ]  u3 a" ]4 I! ~4 Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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/ `5 w0 d2 ~+ X2 ]. C; G" \9 V/ U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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" b1 W; s4 S8 I! L: [9 @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  P5 X6 k: ]9 i+ x5 Tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

; W: y+ q$ i+ y9 BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: D6 X9 {8 `4 ~, B' e9 jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

# I. m+ [$ ]& @8 ?1 \Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  M* M5 e  D+ ^* r% l2 \* j, ]the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 a& n* b0 c4 |6 x0 P! r) ocomes down with four?'
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! N9 t2 V, ?) ?" zThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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4 D: _" b# `9 [5 zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 o" K. p& N2 p5 o9 [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 b. N) D+ k  `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 y# ?+ k, V" O>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 \' P0 K, t* y  [1 g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

( D; y- j, n, R# A; j7 g>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* i) C, [, v* e2 M4 f+ g1 y>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. w& X5 e  X1 c9 B>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 X) E: u( s; }4 {* \" }; ]>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' |" J6 \  z+ V>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 s: Z0 f: n0 W7 L8 R# ]8 r>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 |9 W+ N1 ~4 j8 ~+ t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ o* m* g9 z# g>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# v# C# V: G' a' y- |2 z) A$ elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( G8 [6 |1 V& L6 e4 ?' m6 S+ L3 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 A5 Y1 [7 i- T% n: |- Z0 s6 Ethe newfie would l ...

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  J1 _: I" i) E. ]/ k$ j
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 V0 O$ Y- C3 O/ S2 b: _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, h  r# b6 G) `! E+ }: \真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% U5 p' U# l; ^! \& T3 w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& J5 U  ?- n: V7 l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 I. D6 m( c3 b, `8 d0 w" i4 g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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' }( a: i- B/ v+ {. ~) |7 M) G9 D全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


' g% X: P8 g  S0 x, x全盘接受一下。

7 \" a4 C# T/ y: K5 j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 r$ ?) v/ q) ?" D  S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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/ C) Z+ x+ H& s# C  K别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 ?& q* ~: H! u你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 ?. y% ]0 C0 N* u  p1 _多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' @* o& @2 d- K3 Q她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢