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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% {: `" X6 K- r
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& ?( r3 `, V  }8 j/ o' \) E" L! @& uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" T) B! f- z6 n6 ~+ n9 Y, Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so' r: u0 K; B1 _% i' Z
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The8 c, j/ ?0 A5 Z* ^/ N- G
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" G1 u+ ]  u3 a" ]4 I! ~4 Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,+ V; D2 S$ _: v+ X2 l( v
you pay me only $5.
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/ `5 w0 d2 ~+ X2 ]. C; G" \9 V/ U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I; f- {3 v- \; G% F) W
will pay you $500.
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" b1 W; s4 S8 I! L: [9 @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  P5 X6 k: ]9 i+ x5 Tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.   Q2 q5 h% O7 S  U# ~" a7 h+ m

; W: y+ q$ i+ y9 BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's  {' K* ?; d7 A8 }% A5 H
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' + w- z. O6 j" e1 Y7 P
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. $ |0 |; \3 }3 X0 D: F+ o3 k% h

# I. m+ [$ ]& @8 ?1 \Now, it's the newfie's turn.6 k6 i8 c1 F* ?9 |
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with# ?4 I9 [, W- ?$ @1 ]8 `
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all& Q: n$ F, B+ i: o5 p
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  M* M5 e  D+ ^* r% l2 \* j, ]the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour7 Z5 z# i7 S/ n% r6 a9 g( M( w
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and2 D* D+ o0 j, W7 @& T
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right! a: h) g/ h0 D' Y$ \
back to sleep. ) M4 i& `. e+ w3 _# ]% R
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He$ F/ {$ v" W5 N3 ~, _
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 a& n* b0 c4 |6 x0 P! r) ocomes down with four?'
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! N9 t2 V, ?) ?" zThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5' U6 V; H4 t1 ^" C
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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4 D: _" b# `9 [5 zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the  d4 z* `4 }* g+ M

9 o" K. p& N2 p5 o9 [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two & t3 u& ^+ P7 b  R3 K, S; u) o  V
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 b. N) D+ k  `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 y# ?+ k, V" O>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 \' P0 K, t* y  [1 g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct# G2 u# h! ^8 L8 M& U4 q9 K: @

( D; y- j, n, R# A; j7 g>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* i) C, [, v* e2 M4 f+ g1 y>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. w& X5 e  X1 c9 B>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 X) E: u( s; }4 {* \" }; ]>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' |" J6 \  z+ V>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 s: Z0 f: n0 W7 L8 R# ]8 r>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ! B# N/ N  E8 F% y4 ^, h8 k
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 |9 W+ N1 ~4 j8 ~+ t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ o* m* g9 z# g>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # B* S( X( z! m5 n# ~4 W
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# v# C# V: G' a' y- |2 z) A$ elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( G8 [6 |1 V& L6 e4 ?' m6 S+ L3 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 A5 Y1 [7 i- T% n: |- Z0 s6 Ethe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:4 F6 J) Q' Z  m- V0 h: ]
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 B* R& q: v/ Q5 k
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 V0 O$ Y- C3 O/ S2 b: _加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, h  r# b6 G) `! E+ }: \真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% U5 p' U# l; ^! \& T3 w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& J5 U  ?- n: V7 l“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 I. D6 m( c3 b, `8 d0 w" i4 g好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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' }( a: i- B/ v+ {. ~) |7 M) G9 D全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表   M0 Q; Q7 l' V6 x8 U, R) X
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' g% X: P8 g  S0 x, x全盘接受一下。

7 \" a4 C# T/ y: K5 j真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% p) ?" Z7 c, Q* r; E, D真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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0 r$ ?) v/ q) ?" D  S别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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/ C) Z+ x+ H& s# C  K别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 ?& q* ~: H! u你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # i& l! R6 T9 K
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 ?. y% ]0 C0 N* u  p1 _多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . ~! H" }; @- ~& O/ R% l$ L. L1 ~. T
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 X1 a% R' Y+ [+ V
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 ; j) f* V; F+ \8 ]
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 `" P& r5 h0 v( D# _
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 L+ a+ d7 o8 A7 I  U$ ^  h% ]
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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