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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 N# U  S+ o, f: b9 W6 E5 h: o0 @, flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 R  r$ z. a- C6 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) A1 ^. Y* o7 S7 V5 @' S
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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0 \: V/ R; H* L" [& Q1 |& F( Y! H8 R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ z; c! M% u, v( N/ Q, { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 B2 \8 z4 R# g+ m  o8 l1 _' M8 J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I/ o% Z" W0 ], @8 ~/ m
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,: [4 J' |9 f3 i: O; h
you pay me only $5. . X2 v5 Y9 N5 X3 ]5 t
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I# }& z+ a& S( U/ R, k; |3 r& k
will pay you $500.
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: v8 S1 J: a: ] This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's( M+ l2 G1 P5 m2 C% z1 P
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' % F% u. I; N( r0 G( J
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. 1 _6 D0 d  T- E

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5 Q, V! \/ d5 J) ?% B* H8 N% b. C# ^He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all# j3 N* F( U- w5 n9 D( u
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& [, X/ A: u8 Q) @/ T8 }$ t1 vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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' G' t% R( ~6 k& X% N/ R! eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He$ G) I; `0 ?3 _
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and" T" V/ o& F) g
comes down with four?' ) C. e5 k* B% p1 y. S
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!) |7 m" E+ e$ L: ?8 J4 r( ^# v

' {" g6 f& b8 o) ~9 ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the! [) ]7 e5 F3 q' ?# @

7 a3 g1 @* D' U1 y! s( W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 5 v1 [' l" ?7 T
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 H, G4 r* i4 q5 }+ d! J2 M, U1 d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ) [* C: ]. z0 N9 F3 i* v
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 7 R# }4 U0 `$ q: E$ |2 c
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; ^) p3 J+ M( A& x$ Q. n>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% e# g2 K; a3 w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more . q$ n# u% {. ^7 k% j% i4 V2 s' k
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 8 P' K7 _( k  X$ N- o7 y* t) @, q* f# u
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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+ B7 \' u+ b! q, u  u: g' P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's , V0 K- Z0 Q7 d4 }& w# \+ P: }
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 7 `9 k0 p' F2 a! }, L! l
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, h( V) `7 F6 @' d" E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 + c: x, p; j9 Y2 o# {, `
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 N- H/ d9 o  V, `
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb- d3 V0 `/ D3 p0 r9 u# L
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 q+ y0 ?& R" L8 W
the newfie would l ...

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  p% c7 Y- Z* o( R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- \# Q' o" }2 b. W+ c) R“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ H" T+ X; D1 s5 |
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; S8 P3 r* ^% b7 Z' A
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 & w9 X5 Z* j! i7 R1 r' h

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6 o; W+ R7 i8 \) P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
$ e2 Q8 m- q0 G1 [“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ |# w1 L. p9 x$ g! q) D
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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4 v1 w/ p9 u/ L$ s全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ) [: K& U! U- v$ }! s

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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * P! q6 q# o2 J. V
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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) H1 C0 F- z( g) F别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 Y3 w1 c8 p3 y, `9 f$ H  c你已经在路上了
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : ~2 m. a, n+ F! s1 G
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 E4 j/ ]* M5 r6 k$ q- s, c. c多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 K% \: Y$ g& B( }: W0 D0 }

0 h& \( |) M- g0 j  N/ w真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 u- G/ O0 Z: v5 W/ G大学教授哦,能不剥削?

0 j4 a1 v% @- L1 I" W她是大学教瘦?: q2 `9 C0 Z  b6 b4 T
大学教胖还差不多
9 F. `9 o" Z0 @/ }她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 p7 d$ |6 Q1 S4 W$ u; ]2 E+ N" l紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) N$ V9 o) Z% p$ @说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; ^# w4 X2 H1 l* ]5 J紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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& ]$ w! Y: ^  z% H哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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