Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 x9 O* b" W& H6 {/ Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ O) e+ v$ i' e$ c2 ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' c8 o% |5 L. H9 k# w' D8 H$ M! X" Q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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9 L" i1 B8 b% M8 C! @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. I! M6 m$ r, K) P# @ will pay you $500.

2 a% U0 n, \" d, g This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% c; _, v/ ?: Y( u! Ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

' C' X' r3 C( VThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 F$ M' f  ^: Z! y& C5 spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ f, ]. L; Q& e( _, Ulawyer.
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/ N- @5 q* m' G) ]; f3 R4 i7 J7 SNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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  i' H. \3 w8 C- M9 l1 N5 NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) d) k+ m0 K4 ^" u) d% E, Sthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 }/ {$ K0 z/ M: I# j. Fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ L8 M  B1 K* a1 b+ _of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ _; ]' t9 F1 T5 k* p) h" C. ?1 shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 J' T) \& h. o9 M* K" n6 T7 @back to sleep.
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! C; O( T5 y+ e5 i3 rThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 i% ^+ D/ i) @7 Ocomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
* S4 G* s9 n2 n& gand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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, o. s0 ~; d1 l+ S2 Z8 H/ c" `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. y# g! z% V5 u/ N" G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, P; p/ C0 K! d% O) p1 M>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

$ `; m6 `1 H$ U>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! M, D  O6 ^9 D4 h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! J* A  Y$ \0 V7 ]$ }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: i/ k/ |* C/ l" _; C5 v2 O>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  w, Q1 L* Z5 r/ Q$ [& dA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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" L& |0 X. Z% ?8 \1 Y0 s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, g4 i+ y- t/ f( g) p, S9 Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) e$ ?1 s; ]8 X8 ^) P真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% V* ^( @9 N0 j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 C4 S" a% w7 S; v6 U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 k5 @- ?# W% {真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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- x1 l$ P0 Z. B( f2 z全盘接受一下。

) h7 d( m- n* m/ ]# v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 N. {1 U6 l  @8 f* p4 p! T$ D别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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: G9 @$ w* M8 I  Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

- o; f! i* C+ O- B4 K你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" }' i0 Z& ~) f7 ~/ `1 E, C真博学，偶像啊。

4 c$ Y3 g7 ^) n5 u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) h  Z) ~4 P4 [4 {# _她是大学教瘦？
+ P" V- ~: M2 A9 Q0 e8 |3 Z9 J  A大学教胖还差不多
; [' H% Q) X- w# f* ]& Z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, F7 J& f: I- V1 W* M说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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; ^" _' c. M4 d0 w4 e# S哈哈，你们在这开小会呢