Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% K- h" b: h0 ]4 l4 h9 p& L2 _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 B1 d! U/ O4 @$ Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% l9 I( u" O. ?& \. e- C1 t  t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ e8 C/ r& S; t2 v% Q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  O7 T, E$ z2 o2 t( Y2 _3 r& Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

% H- a/ w- x& P' ]' f- x This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  [0 _3 V* o9 A% U; l( [the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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* O0 E; D- D" V% x- r6 L6 m6 m6 T4 {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ D6 x# e2 b5 T: j+ ^# Y% ]6 ~the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  |/ l; h* V. ?( e/ z3 ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

/ V' s; R. z' g( Q9 [4 JNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 b% B. k* o9 T2 V/ N" D% o$ wthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 }9 X8 O9 c( g6 T% t) H+ Z5 l  L2 preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 m/ `7 h( d- ~- vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 Y& O$ o2 d5 d( Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: q0 ]4 R, N* [* @3 V. xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& ~# ?8 m  Y1 F( L5 j0 A$ d' oback to sleep.
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- C3 a6 _# P' a* ~The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 Y# w9 I: q% ~) g8 j2 Jwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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# Q1 S! ^* o2 \8 [The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

1 N9 H! ]2 H5 L' d( D! E% y7 v( BLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

) F9 G3 `  G* k" u) J9 ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" a1 e, ]9 j# m: D6 b2 v>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

5 ]  f8 z8 d7 m( j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, k, Y5 Z4 j; A) N, e: P7 D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 L5 `- ~9 t8 ?  S% w3 p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

4 x0 G2 b9 j( ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: O) c( N1 N. C- w- d2 ~1 b$ Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 i. I. c& V* A* e9 F! ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 w+ g- x. U8 o8 \( [% r6 }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 m) K# @; f+ V$ ~8 P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  L& W4 m( i8 l/ z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 I: I0 o, r( }3 z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ c6 }' }0 b1 ^, b0 T. |7 ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& m- Y6 b' s8 ?6 q& }! u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ g4 C1 c0 z* x真聪明，偶像啊

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) f/ w: ^3 }$ t3 r  z. d全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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4 D9 A) l$ j% n8 f3 s' a全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

, [. D% ?; N3 ~. ^0 Z8 i别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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3 c# i( G: m. [1 F# X别把我往坏路上领啊。

, L2 e6 a* H6 [你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 i& @0 k9 Z" M3 P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( x2 I' w1 ~8 Z3 O8 C5 x多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

$ f3 U% A" `/ @0 y$ ^3 P8 }) l' g. \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 `' a) `( ^8 L* f* r9 U她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 l& l1 j! f5 u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢