Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 u. r% g2 [( [# z; W- A$ @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- x3 `$ ~2 l4 T; | he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# b! X- z* p/ v& x& z0 Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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4 I; y& t+ v, h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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. u! v6 c9 e3 iThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 n8 _3 a/ O- g: I5 ]* r' G. c2 Nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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$ ]7 A2 f4 |( hThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; R, D# S. J0 Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ Q" Z$ f. F4 @, slawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

4 X6 a! o$ e$ D  U; THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 _* u8 X* Y9 @" l; L# wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 S: h. O! K& a  z6 R* p# jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 |, C. E* B+ S- t9 B$ Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 T7 d& U* R& o7 I$ _hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# q, q+ u6 x8 u8 iwakes the newfie up and asks,

5 ]9 S  ~' ~* s# e4 i'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 f: s! z* p8 S, [comes down with four?'

! n6 O6 Y9 G! I" }  yThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. h: a9 V' l. aand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

% g- H8 I( [& p, j0 vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

( p% L" S9 O5 |5 ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, f' t. c3 H3 \>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

( J" r9 T* t9 `# B5 H6 U; a/ Q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ j- j, T: }& Q2 K" f, s$ y& d4 C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) W, j( y) e3 F# x9 y9 O>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

# n7 x1 l" x1 `2 [) F) H" A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: P( O8 V4 Q! D& ~1 C>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 n9 s/ E8 S  @, A5 g, z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 f# u1 ?+ |6 Q4 @9 y4 FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 J$ b* i1 |( z8 Z7 Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* }$ Y9 n$ ?" g& L1 athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) t4 D  h, t$ j8 o: _8 ]the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: ?0 q: G3 `+ }" X2 _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' y" h: t7 k( X8 t: n; }8 S2 q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ K3 r4 ]  b7 u0 N# J7 F: L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' Q8 A" o& A4 r' a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: E& X8 ]. R+ ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ c8 C4 j: w: \$ t0 m) a真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

% m' K5 Q5 l4 u# H2 o1 x  ]全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

6 ~5 d7 N9 x2 H8 f5 f( c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; ~8 \, J( u* N( S, t* W" ^- H别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ B9 j' @, @3 h, w( h% {# C; q& I% ]你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ {! j4 m0 Q; C3 T6 `$ X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- e2 D" i5 @. O# v多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& k3 n# y# b: s真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

' R1 b. b8 k9 [* {2 C; F  ]/ f5 W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 p. G8 I1 @4 w& y她是大学教瘦？
* i7 c9 }4 @- s5 W' o. g, K. O( h大学教胖还差不多
+ N5 D/ o1 {6 M1 f) f# F" G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 I& ~2 Q7 R, J2 B  d4 x/ y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢