Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: }. I8 O9 y# _) o  U) [2 R/ Z7 u- Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- Y7 T5 o# C% N6 T' R6 @. d) rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' K1 G& S8 T3 \; n he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 a1 c" c0 r! V& n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* b0 r/ ^  ]! D% U& Jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. Z, K; ^- c, p$ [you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

* H- o* R/ f6 V5 r$ Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 y$ Y, \- l7 _% z/ P8 |- [the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- w# U8 G8 B& s. I! upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

5 d/ v( J& h: h) N$ |9 C! oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ _" @$ [. d. l4 o$ ]three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 B+ l) C- H: r1 [9 ^9 ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* O4 e4 P: {/ {9 h5 @( ~# w2 Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 z, T" b8 R7 H; T  D" d' nback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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" E8 M+ |6 }5 J& H0 C" I8 }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 G( k; J' k- ?) [0 Y9 Rcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

; s0 m( Z- `; WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

0 b  B0 R' B% m; ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 ~2 D. e8 u  C" ?8 E% j4 j>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! K) B1 E" X" A3 x: p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* c2 e0 |% }0 k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, X" }/ Q0 P! g: U8 ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; k# G' Q) ~# H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
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>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 N- M/ P# `: L# \' e9 N, q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& b) H7 t" s6 W9 N' z/ p>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 P6 y, V1 W( |3 Q1 C2 }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  T- R) n2 P. f$ E- [! c& Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ m" f7 s/ P6 Z/ j, _9 j- S9 hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 [# U$ h( I. {# ]2 F0 ?the newfie would l ...

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2 D5 Y4 T: o  O. E# M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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/ d. l% V: U) v) Q" w) ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. |7 l2 v" ]# e  Z8 l$ P: y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  ?9 A0 j1 E0 r4 G# c真聪明，偶像啊

3 J. Z; Y! Y: }) `! f) F全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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5 m4 E  w8 q1 E9 D8 q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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- X  {/ V' R4 x! n  m: C! @- `# x0 N你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

' ^) k( g0 A$ c. D) L% @8 q. B6 e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
: ?3 Q( {( h* y  l  B4 m大学教胖还差不多
  Z+ j/ d9 F! G  R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 F+ g% t" K. O2 F" ?# f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ {/ s! U' p  T- H4 S说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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