Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 N# U  S+ o, f: b9 W6 E5 h: o0 @, flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 R  r$ z. a- C6 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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0 \: V/ R; H* L" [& Q1 |& F( Y! H8 R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ z; c! M% u, v( N/ Q, { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 B2 \8 z4 R# g+ m  o8 l1 _' M8 J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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: v8 S1 J: a: ] This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- A& i: _" u  W9 J% qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ R' u1 M. o. ]* Y4 Upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

- S( ^: x1 q) c1 p5 hNow, it's the newfie's turn.

5 Q, V! \/ d5 J) ?% B* H8 N% b. C# ^He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. w/ g0 m" m7 _three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; t& R, A, p* b: r% rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& [, X/ A: u8 Q) @/ T8 }$ t1 vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* `" W' e3 a6 Y& h3 b% I$ jback to sleep.

' G' t% R( ~6 k& X% N/ R! eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

' {" g6 f& b8 o) ~9 ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

7 a3 g1 @* D' U1 y! s( W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 H, G4 r* i4 q5 }+ d! J2 M, U1 d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; ^) p3 J+ M( A& x$ Q. n>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% e# g2 K; a3 w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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+ B7 \' u+ b! q, u  u: g' P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, h( V) `7 F6 @' d" E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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  p% c7 Y- Z* o( R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- \# Q' o" }2 b. W+ c) R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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6 o; W+ R7 i8 \) P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ e2 Q8 m- q0 G1 [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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4 v1 w/ p9 u/ L$ s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) H1 C0 F- z( g) F别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 Y3 w1 c8 p3 y, `9 f$ H  c你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 E4 j/ ]* M5 r6 k$ q- s, c. c多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 h& \( |) M- g0 j  N/ w真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 u- G/ O0 Z: v5 W/ G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 j4 a1 v% @- L1 I" W她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
9 F. `9 o" Z0 @/ }她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 p7 d$ |6 Q1 S4 W$ u; ]2 E+ N" l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) N$ V9 o) Z% p$ @说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; ^# w4 X2 H1 l* ]5 J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& ]$ w! Y: ^  z% H哈哈，你们在这开小会呢