Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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5 N* t, ?4 h8 _5 o, v) Q2 xAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
9 D! c, E1 c/ f% j'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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4 u& `# B: D, f8 f7 l'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
6 e( L* q+ z9 B/ K'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 l! l$ F- S, R" [" i# `'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
0 r9 u7 d: b' s% t/ p'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
8 J1 }- i, I- O! L# B. ? 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
1 \. z& A$ S; f1 i* _'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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6 l8 t, H7 W1 }: u' P4 M'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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8 B& I/ ~4 G5 D  a[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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+ h) `/ ]- I& Y( m" RBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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+ J4 f9 e: M: @- M( ?2 Q[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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