Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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: ^, y7 a# m! o* t6 H1 PAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% W! h6 m. m+ x6 S; B5 y8 A: C'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
* }6 X& x3 d: k) J0 n4 I: W: v'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
' ^; R' `( ]4 n0 n1 ~'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
( Y, r) ?1 r% G3 E5 H( \'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
! Z# @0 b: _, X9 I  v0 p' ~'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
- j6 H7 q, @5 v7 ~& H6 c 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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4 S4 j2 j, ^4 k& b. ^[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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% t: W. v3 T0 e) H- F' iBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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