Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

! U+ d, ?) M# T$ w' J  t" R! _Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) R7 R/ f' h1 f3 S9 w; _'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
& a6 h( \9 Z/ X! H$ d% j- B4 _" f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
4 O5 f  t- ]# B. O0 h'For reading a book,' she replies
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" [7 p( n: h, Z6 Q. P# f8 w'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
( D6 e; K% E- S+ S'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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' P8 J. [4 i  [% R3 Z" u'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
1 }+ l5 r7 |, R* o0 g'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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4 Z: b6 v- w9 c( M# h[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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